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Doglifting
Well that was intense
May 9, 2017 3:55 PM
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Bonerjam9000
vahnn
I love her
tentaclefriendly
I do #4 but with the small kids in the house. We call it Toddilus.
Sweetranch
WAS THAT A ZIT POPPER WHAT IS THAT
muchso32
i'm sure she is an actress, cant remember what from.
poopisfunny
ImmortanJimBob
Where is repost bot?
NSX7342
Has @PrettiesAndPuppersAnd seen this?
sfedwards20127001
Attempts to wife anyway!
Hueg
I love her. I also love her cat. The dog seems okay too I guess.
Zeeoodedclorr
I wouldn't say no to her, I would be afraid to.
FuzzyMedic
I would totally wife
donlocke
Justneckbeardthings
SynHaloRBLX
this is probably the hardest ive cringed in the past month. please kys
SynHaloRBLX
N
flyingpenguinunderthesea
Her smile is gorgeous
rabbitzombie
I am absolutely loving it. More please
EfficientLeather1
I actually can't watch this shit she's giving me nightmares
tom923
Hopefully this doesn't offend her, but is she blind?
AnitaNewusername
That's what i thought the first couple of gifs! Just too focused on the computer screen, I think.
BrickorBottle
If shes using video on a DSLR, she's watching the video as its being recorded.
MyBoyIsABox
Her name is Anna Speckhart. She's a model, I creep on her Instagram, she has a doge. Much good.
Rojhk
.
LawFiveGuy
serial killers don't blink
TheGuyWithTheAnswers
Damn then I'm not a serial killer I guess
imaginedear
She doesn't blink.
KittensGivePaarthurnaxGas
Just like major Motoko Kusanagi.
Zaranthan
Clearcount
Is she on YouTube?
moodysmadeye
Her name is Anna Speckhart, she's on IG. She's a pro model, she's in international ads and magazine covers.
Notracistgrandpa
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ElanMorinTedronai
Trying too hard to look crazy. That being said I just watched her pop a zit on her head and still would bang.
Fotzenleckers
What are you, 13? Or 14 now, I guess.
WIllieWonkerz
its hard to imagine being so disturbed and excited at the same time
HaveGinWillBabble
Poop comes out of ladies' butts and I still love the butt.
HaveGinWillBabble
Fart warming image semi-related.
SamaelTheVenomOfGod
I want the zip popper thingy. That looks amazing
EZ0422
I have one and I love it! It's great for getting blackheads out and pimples too. Just sanitize the tool after each use
jeandolly
If you don't you get more blackheads and more fun !
eviscera
What's it called?
EZ0422
Extractor tool. I have the Tweezerman one and it works great. Amazon has a ton of other brands too.
normac1
She's straddling that Vicki Mendoza Diagonal
youknowwhatitis1
Slant line*
LurkyMcUpvote
Nah dog, she in the Shelly Gillespie zone.
normac1
Oh yeah that's right. Stay the FUCK away. While it may be fun at first, it is guaranteed to end up bad.
Nofuture123
I love both y'all for the references
normac1
Love you too.
PMmeyourshatteredhopesanddreams
Don't dead wife inside?
LajesticVantrashellOfLob
crack open a cold one broh
ImShocked
Don't inside dead wife, duh
SuperIncoherentRantingMan
You sound just like that judge at my trial, you prudish bastards
ArcTrooperFives
Inside dead don't wife
WoeToHice
Don't inside dead wife.
seDers
Don't dead open inside
ExplainTheJoke
Dead don't inside wife?
Inimposter
Dead, don't inside wife.
TheRealPurpleDrink
I fucking hope not.
BVELLI
HalfJudPrince
My first crush
Cthulhuchooseyou
Mine too
oifaen
Not the mom? Weirdo
DarthSedition
No, it's always been Wednesday for me
NineByNine
Is it weird that I found both Gomez AND Morticia alluring as fuck?
oifaen
Yes, but in 2017.. no I guess
theamazinspiderman
Seems like someone already wifed her
hypnokrote
Or is it an engagement ring??
geolady
Engagement ring.
geolady
To this guy: https://www.instagram.com/cqsmileny/
unclestankstank
I've gotta say that is surprising as hell.
Vreee
Either he looks old or could be her father.
ForTheLoveOfAnarchy
Probably has a nice size bank account.
angelGrinderSciFiLover
ya, some lucky mexican dude.
batlrar
I don't think that baby is a real baby. Or she's one of the first to successfully breed with a mannequin.
rudejohn
I think they were talking about the wedding ring.
Darthwaffler
Charles Lee Ray.
imooforyou
By the third gif all I could think was "Damn, this girl needs to get a job or a hobby"
canadiantimberwolf
Seems like she has a hobby
imooforyou
Seems more like sharing her insane boredom. But she does seem to find it amusing. But so do I when I'm that bored lol.
Justabuckeye
KingOfThe1Eyes
The Vikki Mendoza diagonal.
baranovich
Girls named Tiffany
Desloratadine
Is that David, the CFO of Dunder Mifflin Paper?
SingleNiceFedoraWearingClassyGuycautiondonotfriendzone
Haha I love that it just flat-out says you should never date anyone who's a 5 or below
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
Don't settle. Also, somebody's 6 is somebody's 10.
Powerwaffe
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hKWmFWRVLlU delicious sauce, enjoy.
8tracked
I'm embarrassed to admit that I know where this is from
q4nik
Classic case of danger zone!
Sakkura
lol why does tranny hotness start at 8
Justabuckeye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKWmFWRVLlU
Tylvian
Because they go out of their way to look pretty, to pass as women. or their super ugly. its always one or the other.
excepttheoneswhoaredead
if they're not hot, they get clocked. and since they're getting the surgery anyway...
RavenousBugblatterBeast
I love how the y-axis starts at 5.
ChuckKarma
Thanks, I was wondering how trannies are negative values of crazy.
oforfs
The tranny zone is also under 5.
ObiWanKafuckinobi
Hahaha I never noticed, thank you for pointing it out!
Carmichael106
Because all women and men are at least a 5 crazy.
WhatIfMyNameHadATypoInIt
But isn't Tranny below the x-axis?
yousosexy
It's another dimension.
Carmichael106
Pretty sure he just ran out of space.
elbdms
I'm a unicorn.
SoundFuture
I like your candor.
JohnnyTitelips
From a purely statistical standpoint, I'm disinclined to believe you.
elbdms
It is plausible that I might be crazy, and not know it. I'll confer with my ward mates, and let you know.
JohnnyTitelips
MitchBeaucannon
Don't lie, tranny.
Iknowphotoshop
I mean, she’s not lying, she already stated that she had a horn
elbdms
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
Your mission, should you choose to accept it; draw a unicorn. Bonus points for drawing yourself as a unicorn.
elbdms
Damn... I feel inclined to accept :)
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
elbdms
Those sketches are for two imgurians who sent me their nudies for inspiration. I'd hate to leave them hanging over a unicorn :) This is ...
wlfman
I was going to make a sarcastic "ok" joke but I just peeked at your profile and I must say I like your drawings
elbdms
Thanks :)
wlfman
are they all based on real people or just free drawing?
elbdms
They are all modeled after pictures. Some of myself, some that people send me, and some are just eye catching ones I find online.
AlabamaNerd
Well you're on the internet for one and you're already married for another. Don't tease us sad lonely internet people with your happiness.
elbdms
lol, happiness...
AlabamaNerd
Oh? Why aren't you happy?
elbdms
Do you know a lot if genuinely happy people?
TheCharlesJ
that knife please sharpen
churlee
Dull as my butt
NotDavidBowie
That bothers me, probably way more than it should
giganticroboticpenguin
Seeing as this is the top comment, I will start collecting gifs of dull knives for my first dump.
Krogers101
Better follow through
thisaintmyname
Million times this
alwaysupvoteitsalwayssunny
I'm so glad she looked at the end, was about to get messy
ftwcode
Yep... jesus. She had me until she showed her poorly managed cutlery.
TheThirstyMoose
I know I was having anxiety watching her cut the tomato screaming in my head THAT'S HOW SOMEONE LOSES A FINGER!!!
usersubbordercontrol
A dull blade cuts worse than a sharp sword.
ohlonelyme
You have 1000 up votes for a knife comment, must be degrees
MexicanInQueensland
It's a fair call, having a blunt knife just wont cut it.
ohlonelyme
:3
gozgoz
Amen
HarryBlackstoneCopperfieldDresden
Given the fact that she's not appropriately watching what she's doing, a dull knife is probably in her better interests.
TossABabyYodaToYourWitcher
A dull knife would've caused more damage to her hand than a sharp one
iwanttoaggressivelysqueezeteemo
Could just be because it's not serrated. I never cut tomato with non-serrated.
BrokeMyFunnyBone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTHD2J2za6Y
iwanttoaggressivelysqueezeteemo
What is this, tomato slices for two dimensional aliens?
stoler202
When someone asks me to share my food.
BrokeMyFunnyBone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkZJc7eZnsU this is a better one
BrokeMyFunnyBone
It's the tomato knife test.
travelbuddy
It's the tomatoes, they all have like rubber skin
TossABabyYodaToYourWitcher
Nah, a properly sharpened knife would glide through it
Manse84
And her fucking finger on top of it....
TossABabyYodaToYourWitcher
Yeah, choke up on that motherfucker
koflan
There's nothing wrong with finger on top. Maybe not for what she's doing, but still. Maybe she just wanted to maximize her tip control. :|
tugboatmassacre
I couldn't wait to comment on how much that knife must be sharpened immediately... but you already did.
ChocolateDementia
I had the same thought, and how she's holding the tomato is dangerous too, should use back of knuckles.
SolessDesign
It bothered me so badly, I read this comment. And said the same thing in different words anyway.
illthinkofsomethingcleverlater
Rule number 1 - You never give a sharp knife to a crazy-
Zoltar666
It's easier to hurt yourself with a blunt knife than razor sharp one.
LargeVarge
And a bad cut from a "dull" knife is harder to stitch up because it isn't a clean cut.
MexicanInQueensland
That kind of thing happened to a friend of mine, except of a knife it was a machete, and instead of a finger it was the top of his foot.
stoler202
Either all my knives are shit, or is her knife completely fine?
EvilandImaginary
Tasty uploaded a simple video on knife sharpening. Check it out.
TossABabyYodaToYourWitcher
If it doesn't pass the paper test it needs to be sharpened
GlassBomb
A sharp knife is a safe knife.
JefftheIntern
If the weight of the knife itself doesn't slice a tomato easily, you need a sharper knife.
TamereEsti
Any shitty knife can be O.K. ( NOT GOOD, BUT FINE) when sharpened correctly.
TrijezniMujo
JESUS FUCK, SHARPEN YOUR KNIVES. OH MY GOD, HOW CAN YOU LIVE LIKE THAT ?
BrownedPants
Even my old shitty knives could get through that tomato in one slice. Sharpen them.
creepwood
your knives needs sharpening. I sharp my knife every 5-10 times I use them
Phustercluck
5-10? are we talking whetstone sharpening or one of those shitty honers?
bbqburger
That's a lot of sharpening, get a honing stone only need a good sharpening like 1 time a year if you take care of them.
Zaranthan
Your knives are shit. Don't feel bad, my knives are shit, too. I've got like ONE good one that I don't let anyone else touch.
ChocolateDementia
You only need 1 good knife, and you keep it sharp all the time.
wafflestompa
Can I touch it?
Zaranthan
You can touch the blade. With your still-beating heart.
Knightrouz
http://imgur.com/t/chill/KCs4Q
stoler202
Ah, well, IKEA.
goddamngenius
They do have some decent knives, but you gotta sharpen em up before, after and sometimes during use.
MatthewBerg
No knife is a bad knife. However any knife can be unsharpened. There's a professional knife sharpener that sharpened a walmart knife
MatthewBerg
to prove the point. It worked as well as any other knife, but it probably just wouldn't hold the edge as long.
Squossifrage
IKEA kitchenware used to be shit. They got their act together around 10-15 years ago. Now it's pretty damn good, but a knife doesn't stay (1
Squossifrage
sharp without regular maintenance. Sharpen regularly, hand wash only, don't use the blade to scrape food off the cutting board. (2/2)
Sakkura
I have IKEA knives from just over 15 years ago. It's a wonder I still have 10 fingers.