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Nov 15, 2017 6:39 AM
MrMemeJeans
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dancewhileyoucry
i enjoyed this a lot. thanks @op
BeerandCats
Only ever been "stung" by moon and some other mild jelly fish; cape cod & RI - most can handle moons bare handed
jerethezebra
+1 for the tags
martiinmaldonado123
SexyStarfish
Fun fact, peeing on a starfish bite provides the same relief as peeing on a jellyfish sting.
ICreatedThisAccountToPostPicsOfMyTwoCats
Kaesden
Username checks out.
WhereIsMyPants
weenus
MrMemeJeans
Loool
hornsofthebull
Use vinegar.
widget4gadget
You take the fun out of everything!
hornsofthebull
well you can use vinegar AND pee on people!
SexyStarfish
My cats are named Piss and Vinegar. Not sure how good they are at helping with jellyfish though.
thecloverlord
R Jelly
prepyoshi
Damn. Excellent comment
tehPhreakmang
This deserves more updoots
GnomeMode
Lol omg
IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
Perfect. Take my upvote.
twicetheheart
https://media.giphy.com/media/P2MB29d7V3rhu/giphy.gif
Shadow3master12
simonhardingholt
+0.5 for old reference +0.5 for pun. Good job!
plebs564
Omfg
Fonzcorp
Lovers want to love. Haters want to hate. I don't want, none of the above. I just want to pee on you...
JoshuaCM0408
That's "haters want to hate, lovers want to love, I don't really want, none of the above, I want to piss on you"
KraftPunkIsLookingForACheeseWife
anonnymoosecommenter
I never noticed in the movie, but apparently her cow saw something he was interested in and needed another look. Learn something new...
icedmcfurry
It's a horse...
DigitalRenegade
The joke is in the movie Eddie Murphy's character calls it a cow.
Crymoonster
Actually peeing doesn't help at all. :) Just use some salt water (there should be plenty of it around usually)
Sordiy
Peeing is for the weird spike balls right?
PrestonUnverrich
Peeing on it release all of the unsprung cnidocytes, it just releases all of the toxins at once. But salt water does the same thing.
harshmike
Get an antihistamine in ya quicksmart
h0125t
fkin rub it off with a dry towel and sand... saltwater is even worse to the sting
TheRealArbys
when I got stung the lifeguard sprayed windex so idk
BigJewishHulk
This, remove stuff jellyfish leaves on with a creditcard or something, keep rinsing with salt water
squirrelrubbinghisnips
I will not stop asking people to pee on me
Shadow3master12
Krympehl
gotta use all natural fluids. only the best for my wife (but I don't have a wife, so)
Jabbaaaaaaa
...I guess you’re up, kid.
fartbuttfart
The only reason so many people think it helps is because of Friends. Makes me wonder how many people have been needlessly peed on.
Jabbaaaaaaa
DickMangoes
I heard it from the film: surfs up.
imawreck
At least ten in my place.
Crymoonster
Or maybe the person who started it likes being peed on. :) Or is a practical joker and wanted to see others peeing on each other on a beach
aguacatedeldiablo
I'd heard about it before Friends, they only put it in the show because the urban legend already existed. Supposedly the ammonia helped.
labmonkey4life
But... I thought humans excreted their nitrogen through urea rather than ammonia. Is there ammonia in pee? Seriously asking
KirschPunkt
Not ammonia itself, but urea, which can be broken down to ammonia by bacteria you may have in your pee.
Caniac
Michael Caine was peed on in the 1980 Peter Benchley (of Jaws fame) movie The Island. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080934/
AFatRaccoon
I've been peed on just for like... Fun.
Shadow3master12
isaacbaker
Hell even Bear Grillz Survival Exxxpert had someone pee on his jelly fish sting
triSARAtopswasalreadytaken
One of the spice girls I believe
tremonti
Whoawhoawhoa really? Guys, I gotta see that!
LokiShade
Needlessly?
Jabbaaaaaaa
Nikolai5
Unnecessary, nonessential, uncalled-for. It's worth 14 points in Scrabble. Anything else?
LokiShade
It was kind of a R Kelly style joke...
Wemly
Vinegar is better. Some Aussie beaches have bottles of it around for bluebottle stings. We die it blue so people dont put it on their chips.
Totsmacgee
I'd still try. Mmm blue chips.
Wemly
People still do, but at least you can see who's stealing the first aid supplies. The blue lips/tongue don't wipe off.
Crymoonster
Visiting Australia is on my bucket list.
tinkypie
Make sure it's last.
kevinallover
Careful around Americans — we have green ketchup and "blue raspberry".
KirschPunkt
Wasn't there also purple ketchup once? I distinctly remember some funky colored ketchup-y thing.
Wemly
The vinegar that is. The bluebottles are already blue and taste terrible on chips.
Nearlyburly
LOL Thank you.
sciby
THE CHIPS TASTE LIKE BURNING
NuclearBuddha
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