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May 26, 2020 4:43 AM
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wizdro
'Cause they don't need to! Pastor Copeland blew away COVID-19. If they're still in the hospital, it's lying Deep-State co-conspirators! /s
SalvadorVango
Clearly you didn’t see Kenith Copeland blowing away Covid with the “Wind if God”. He’s fighting on the front lines. /s
electrette
Same reason those essential oil MLM ladies aren't throwing on scrubs and hitting the ICU with their "cures."
Shineupordown
yeah let them go cure corona we will allow cameras
graehall
Because magic isn't real but the virus is.
Conan4Life
Iatesomecoffeecups
kenneth kopeland is doing all he can... he even asked his cousin Satan if he could stop..
thesameasyours
Trump complained about churches being closed. Virginia opened them. Trump in Virginia, goes golfing on sunday
Mewmus
i'm Christian and I don't go to church every Sunday, matter of fact, It's been years since I last went to church.
vranky
Some of these are 1 type of the bad guys Jesus warned about, said more would come and deceive many, the closer to the end. ?
vranky
Probably others seeing a profit to be made. Making up their own version of the Bible, to cash in. Hurting people and instilling bad ideas
DarthKraken
We had a faith healer show up and request to get to some floors at the hospital I work at 1 year ago. We kicked him the fuck out
BeccsAnderson
Good move. My hospital would do the same.
kyansyl
They never read any scripture other than the one about how the rich man got everything he ever wanted by lying to his followers. Oh wait...
Turbolibros
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bloodtaker3
Awesome. I commented on it. Then realized it was 6 years old. D'oh!
EricPisch
They do important work, they part the stupid from their money so they can’t do more dangerous things with it
PerthAussieMike
Like donating to Trumps re-election campaign?
jessiepinkman
I swear the lower left guy has all the charm and soul of a hammerhead shark, or maybe a viper
Tunisia
Why would you cover up some of his teeth? He looks evil enough already without editing his appearance.
jessiepinkman
couldn't resist... no excuse i guess
uncletouchysbasement
Same reason fortune tellers and "precogs" never win lottery jackpots.
kuhzoo
Their powers only work in the church in front of TV cameras.
jimmityjammity
Hospital beds have wheels, lets get a konga line going.
Iwadeonthewateroccasionally
I believe you misspelled "cult"
apeshigh
When paid
2sips
Take the patients to the church and do it on live tv, simple.
mpangelu
The patients can’t afford prosperity healing plan
catrov
Because they are all frauds?
theyar
Wow, you're really turning the world on its head by questioning the validity of these guys. So brave.
zenoghost1
Not sure if parasites are an effective treatment for a virus
someguy7734206
Incidentally, certain types of virus are effective treatments for certain bacterial infections (specifically bacteriophages).
FiftyShadesOfArugula
And certain parasites can ease the symptoms of autoimmune diseases (e.g., pig whipworm eggs can temporarily cure Crohn's).
missastromccluskey
This deserves more upvotes!
AdamGenesis
These parasites aren't Christians. In fact, I doubt they even believe in a afterlife. They think once we die, that's it.
Metempiric
One of them wrote a book about having your best life now. No idea what he thinks Heaven’s like!
Cookienipps
Like it or not they Are Christians.
DownvoteAllYouWantImstillRight
You dont see faith healers working in hospitals the same reason you dont see psychics winning the lottery.
Mewmus
Jesus would bitch slap all of them.
Fluffierthanmost
Yeah, He would!
randtasm
Hopefully someday he will..
steerAwwPrincess
Because even if you believe in a omnipresent deity, these people are still charlatans.
Metempiric
I do and they are.
PRoseLegend
I don't know about televangelists, but my church pastor delivered Easter eggs and wished people a happy Easter from 6ft away
PRoseLegend
And he also asked how everyone was doing, found out who had lost jobs and organised food relief for them
Metempiric
And that’s what a real pastor would do....
Paul8783
slotheroll
"But don't send me Jesus he's only a man!" R.I.P Dave
Thresholdpush
TheBlaineGame
What is this? I’m high af and feel like I have to watch this now.
crustyshaq
Music video for GWAR’s meat sandwich
TheBlaineGame
Thanks!
Diclac
Those people shall rot in hell....it makes me so sad and angry that people get scammed this way...makes you hate religion...
genericanamoly
I hate religion, and have long before I heard of televangelists. Raised pentecostal, and they are self entitled pricks imho.
YourLocalSatanist
Churches are businesses, and shouldn't be exempt from taxes. Maybe it'll quell these super churches from being able to prey on the weak.
Metempiric
No. These men have found terrible loopholes in the system. The typical church is far more modest and need the break to pay their minister.
YourLocalSatanist
Even your typical neighborhood church shouldn't be tax exempt. All churches are business. Same with mosques, temples and synagogues.
Metempiric
The local church isn’t a business. They don’t make money. But they still have to pay their staff. They really on donations, like a charity.
YourLocalSatanist
http://www.theologyofbusiness.com/why-most-churches-are-businesses/
Metempiric
That’s all based on the idea that all churches are mega-churches. And American. My church is neither.
kruug
Force them to pay taxes, and now churches can play in the politics game. Imagine Kenneth Copeland getting on-stage every Sunday doing a...
kruug
...political rally.
Thingamajiggly
Bottom left: whoever the fuck that guy is, he looks like pure evil. Gives me the fucking creeps...
SirTomcatTheObstreperous
Cookienipps
FvcktangularBondulance
He also "has to" fly private jets because commercial airlines are full of demon people or something. In other words, filthy casuals.
skinut99
He’s not wrong there, commercial flights are full of demon people.
Cookienipps
Kenneth Copeland and he is the stuff of nightmares. Mainly due to his exlusive diet of child nightmares.
MagnorCriol
Ken Copeland. His eyes are TERRIFYING.
Thingamajiggly
Dude, it IS his eyes. I swear, Charles Manson had the same kind of eyes
ESama
Is a psychopath that know how unsettling he can be. Here he is trying his "charms" with a unfazed reporter https://youtu.be/9LtF34MrsfI
Isaydumbchyt
WOW. He is, something else. It was like watching Trump trying to act like a priest.
apbadogs
This guy is way worse than Trump IMHO.
SirTomcatTheObstreperous
That fucking sneer of a smile- if you read in the news "Demon Quotes Scripture, Fools Mortals", isn't this guy exactly what you'd picture??
MasterDark001
Someone post the remix. You know the one. I'm on a cellphone at the moment.
namelessfish
G-g-g-g-get outta here!
Sallavar
https://youtu.be/m2s0nB2VPvs
MasterDark001
ChineseTakeAway
He genuinely looks like a demon
Giantmutantcrab
Well... Are we talking Baatezu or Tana'ri?
RelykTerrah
Demons are more attractive than that.
MinisterKai
He came into wider public awareness fairly recently be declaring that with the breath of god, he destroyed Corona Virus. Forever,
Sallavar
Someone made that into a great musical number over on YouTube...
Sallavar
https://youtu.be/m2s0nB2VPvs
ChainmailleAddict
To be fair, if it COULD be destroyed that way, that would've done it. The song was fire.