Irishda
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So far so good. Fairly typical.
*Fortune. Or Fortnite, it's hard to know with these kids
Well you gotta have one bad one I guess
Oh boy.
AnimeLover989
M1S0
Hey it is a win-win situation at least for me
isetprettygirlsonfire
Did someone say pit of fire?
Aranyszin
Could we please have something in between....
maximilianfragglebottom
whatintarnation9
Dardaro
You will get a great "abortion"
DonnaSelf
Upvote for die in a pit of fire.
eddewarde
time will tell
agirlisnoone
A vampire bat is sneaking into your room at night and sucking blood from your engorged ball sack
DontDoubleChargeMe
“You will get a great fart on.” - How I read it
Jenntendo
Notice how impeccable the grammar and spelling is at the end there.
nanocamesho
#3 second part someone else wrote that.. different writting
Egudahl
# fabortion
ArchangelTitus
I'd be slightly worried lol
cookiebuns
Your sister and I have the same handwriting.
MandaloreIncognito
I somehow rolled -42
LiftyBoi
I always made weird results for these in middle school. Like "You'll be mauled to death by a deer" or "watch out for that one creepy turtle"
themuttonisniceandlean
Murdered by pirates is good.
duckshooter
TorvicIsSanta
Roll 3, choose 4
lovehandlesmessiah
You will die a street rat and only your fleas will mourn you.
ExplainingTheJokeIsFunnierThanThePunchline
“You will die in a pit of fire,” that’s an odd way to say ‘marriage.’
CatWheezle
THANK YOU! I was reading "bit of pipe" and didn't understand.
CatWheezle
Oh hey, turns out it's a whole lot easier to read if I don't have all the images selected without noticing.
JerzeeTomato
As a middle school teacher... this is 100% accurate.
Irishda
She's 8th grade
EvilMaker
Meth and children don't mix.
mkyner
This is why we have blenders....
IAmTheBadW01f
Not with that attitude!