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Mar 15, 2017 11:08 PM
Icedtorch
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Omg this would be such a great fuck????
ruinobolisk
ninjar43
If I see another Asian woman splitting on the front page, I swear to great wall...
taytayway
Eclaircissement
agumonkey
nah "gurl has strong fu, am not strong enough for seducing her"
sanders1004
How can you tell though?
10tacles
Oh wait! I gave attention to the wrong girl!
Andalite
Me
Lew4731
She seems nice.
IannoneMacaroni
Can someone tell me how to get hip flexor like that?
brokenturtle
Even like this, unless she says what she wants, I'm going to assume she is just stretching. Not good at receiving hints
InternationalPhoneticAlphabet
i'd assume she's just fucking with me (the bad kind). "who DOES that? bet she just wants my kidneys"
derkaderkaflannel
that type of paranoia can save your life, son. keep it up
libbee
You're probably thinking: "is she into me?" Well you really can't tell because she might just be trying to ventilate her lady parts
yellowtoolboxblackbag
That's been my luck, more or less.
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Hahaha casually explained
libbee
Yeah love that dude!
Arnoxthe1
"I wanna suck your cock."
Arnoxthe1
But is she really into me... ?
cobra29935
Well shes got a leg up on the competition
KimKumdashian
cobra29935
That like a case of if i show you my gun you have to show me yours
BobTerwilliger
whatDidsh3say
She could kick me in the nuts and I would be kewl with it.
AWormholeCalledJessicasFeet
"How's your girlfriend?"
Foehammer262
McRawrsalot
No sauce?
mrnosey
Lawd... that would work on me
Phenomeno
I would be really confused. I'd be like "what the fuck are you doing?" Like how do you even respond to someone doing that next to your face
SomewhatOxygenated
With amazement and confusion
UNDEADLY
see watermelon gif above
DarthFutuza
Attempt to copy their flexibility and fail miserably, thereby showcasing your ineptitude to be a compatible mate.
FadingNewDawn
Gotta love the random ads. https://imgur.com/jA7Cxfg
finnforfun
That's amazing
ICanFixThat
That dudes entire life just changed.
AmityvilleHodor
"Tuna surprise"
IronicUsername
He must be seeing somebody.
yellowtoolboxblackbag
Apparently, he named his phone "somebody". Smart move on his part.
LukeKarr22
Your feet stink.
Kromerag
theflyingjellyfish
Oh my
CoutHelloWorld
scundo
Exactly what was going through my mind.
mgwood88
This killed me!
Gasol916
This will never be not funny. Never.
Botatious
The real question, did he taste it?
thattatgirl22
That made me clench.
HD2composer
HandOverYerFECKENmemes
Couldn't find the gif. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZiU0Gk7pzk
Kromerag
Hahaha
cristianOrtega868810
So true man lol, NomNomNom xinfinite
WolfKing1997
*noming intensifies*
MrDretheGREEK
Haaaaasaaahaaaaasaaa. Omg I love it.
IMAXandCLIMAXX
SmurfPoop
What up
NerdyGeeks
itrymybesttooffendsomeone
He missed 99% of that
Klingon00
https://media.giphy.com/media/DbcEQQeM792uc/giphy.gif
B99Reactions
Dat slowmo
azrx
ydwyrd
TwoPumpTrump
TO THE WINDOW! TO THE WALL!!!!!!
Linxbolt18
Snail trail
indigoroyalblue
using a gloryhole right!
IncorrectCommentMeme
I didn't realize having no ass gave you superpowers. Neat.
ashcans
Power comes at a price
10tacles
BaIIChinean
Personally, I'd forget the lack of ass if you can fuck with completely split legs
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DarkwingDuc
Challenge accepted.
B99Reactions
Poor assless people
TheBestRussian
You can. Gymnasts hold splits forever in a stretch. Some will read while stretching. Source: me.
PhooZzy
My cock just punched a hole through my jeans
swagb98623
jeans rape? you in a mess of trouble now!
tractorist
DarthFutuza
DarkSock
RanchoCucamonga
This gif keeps popping up from time to time... always hilarious when i see it
ahynh
What did she say?
lickwidghost
"wait till you see my dick"
duojet
AhChooodle
Also wondering
Skypaper
She whispered "wait till you see my dick"
bem5823
"Hitler did nothing wrong"
ipumpyourdad
TrumpIsAMoron
ThePurpleMacaw
that's the stupidest most amazing hitler meme i have ever seen
froudi
Oh yeah? Well I can eat four bowls of macaroni and cheese and barely throw up
Liquid82
*smacks snout* BAD! Thats a bad boy! Mac and cheese is not to be thrown up! BAD!
froudi
I literally have no idea how to respond to that.
ColonelSheepshanks
And yet when I do this people say I'm raping their personal space.
chrishallett83
Lmao bruh maybe they are attack helicopters amirite? Lol snowflakes I gotta safe space IN MY PANTS lol I hope no tumblrinas got ptsd from me
thyfartismurder
That's why you gotta wear pants when you do it
ColonelSheepshanks
I hate pants!
SilverKytten
Booty shorts, not pants.
EricFromAccounts
I don't even want this skin on my personal space!
zonate
Get out of my personal space
Dedrick427
One personal space!
ColonelSheepshanks
2: personal space
InfinitusEquitas
Remember folks, if you're good looking it's not creepy, it's flattering or eccentric!
seoulhyunnie
It'd still be creepy if it was a good-looking guy. A good-looking girl, though...
Plasmabunny
No... I think it might still be creepy even with a good looking girl. It seems unnecessary.
ColonelSheepshanks
My mom says I'm handsome.
Godsoftheodds
Try it on her!
InfinitusEquitas
Yeah but she's only got your dad reference, and as the saying goes, love is blind.
justlivinthedream
Would still be too subtle to me.
ArchQuantum
Yeah, I'd be like "are you trying to win a bet or what?"
Eddwyn
My god, I'm not the only one who thought like that! I once refused to dance with a girl because I thought it was a bet (I wasn't too shabby)
whitewampa
I'd just be like "Woaaaaahhh! You are extremely flexible! Impressive."
NerdN1
"Oh, you're stretching? I'll get out of your way."
Tonberryc
"Sorry." *slides to the side assuming I took her stretching spot*
ThePurpleMacaw
yep that would be me as well
FloodingWaters
that's natural selection taking effect at that point. If true, that's literally too dumb to breed with.
Marikhen
Obliviousness is not stupidity. For that matter neither is not caring enough to try to interpret subtlety when someone is hitting on you.
FloodingWaters
either way, they're qualities that are being selected out of the gene pool by the subject's own unwillingness or inability to participate.
Marikhen
I don't see how. Being oblivious to or not caring about flirting doesn't prevent breeding or pair bonding. You might as well say that ->
Marikhen
women whom don't flirt are too dumb to breed with and possess qualities being selected out of the gene pool, and you'd be equally wrong.
vonKaiser
Oh dear, is this your wall? Is this where you usually stand? So sorry, I'll get out of your way
Hybris51129
Probably would think "She wants me to buy something or get me in legal trouble."
invaderkong
Careful! You could strain something and geez what if you scratch self on that metal. Have you had a tetanus shot? Why are you doing this?
Zer0th
Yeah, what does she want to tell?
WolfKing1997
"Ugh rude much?"
MalthusAndreusDrake
yeah like... oh, did you hurt your ankle?
TerribleBot
yep, to me too
gamesthatiplay
I'd consider it threatening.
Marikhen
I'm probably in the same boat myself, but then I view my situation as a matter of me not being good enough for women worth my time while->
Marikhen
women who I'm good enough for aren't worth my time. Not a slam on them; it just seems that the wrong women go for me while right ones don't.
AsianDad
"Excuse me" walks away while looking at Imgur.
yakusokuN8
Here's a helpful guide: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xa-4IAR_9Yw
ShugiTres
Hahahahahahahahahahaa
danielonfilm
Funny stuff, thanks.
sillyenglishknigit
Helpful! Thanks!
NotThatOneTheOtherOne
Awesome. Loved the full gallon of milk at the gym.
charisma
That's fucking amazing
Aysling
Also, thank you for that video, I'm going to watch all of them with her XD
Aysling
My sister told me she was going to dinner and a movie with a friend at 6. It's 6 and I'm like 'don't you need to get going?' 'No, they're 1/
Aysling
picking me up.' Comes home later with a stunned expression and a vase full of flowers. She had not picked up on the fact that she had 1/
Aysling
been on a date until, dropping her back off, the guy asked for another date. 3/3
DarthFutuza
Huh. Flowers on the first date seems a bit excessive, guess she really needed convincing though.