"I pissed in the park"

Mar 26, 2016 1:58 AM

Glasses

shish kabob?

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Bellísima!

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I'd hit it

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What an absolute beauty

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"What pill did they give you?"....."placebo".

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I think she's saying "missin Pac"

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Why would you do something like that?

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"Let me stick it in your butt"

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Yoir username is the best part.

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Plus fucking 1 for the goddamn username. That is all.

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Thanks for that! :D

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park pisser

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"Bleetzbaall".

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Please come on

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You can't tell me that isn't Kirsten Dunst.

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Alexandra Saitova (to help others who were searching)

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This is the true hero right here

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Peter parker

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This seemed to be reversed

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it is, well... half of it is

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Please senpai

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I swear she reminds me of a certain Unbra Witch...

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weird, i somehow felt my nipples get hard at this. huh.

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Pizza and pie

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v

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lol

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The glasses had me at half mast before I even read about the pissing. Now im losing blood flow to my brain.

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Hnnnnng

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If you take her glasses off, she can't see where your hands are going...

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She seems proud

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We're all proud now.

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Спасибо / Spaseeba

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1. It's Russian for thank you. 2. Sorry, no idea why she's saying it, maybe she's just polite?

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I thought "thank you" was "obrigado".

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That's Portuguese, obrigado/obrigada

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I read this in a slightly British accent for some reason...

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I read your mom in a slightly British accent for some reason...

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yer mum's a coont, m8

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Your face is a mom

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You're not alone

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I pissed ina pawk.

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That is weird, she even has straight teeth.

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+1 for making me chuckle

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why? are brits known for such indulgence?

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Because she doesn't make an "r" with her mouth, so you're reading "pahk", which then turns it British in your head.

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And when I read "pahk" I think of a Bahstahn accent (pissah), and they over-enunciate everything unlike this gal.

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I had a Russian accent when I read it

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I think it's Russian team. I recognize their red-white Bosco Olympic outfits.

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It's because her hair is parted in the middle

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I read with a Slavic one.

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I am 1/6th Slavic, so I am okay with this.

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Having no idea, nor context, I have an absolute belief this woman is on a curling team.

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So can anyone explain what a curling team is? And what curling is?

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Is it because of that one girl that said up?

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Curling girls are hot for some reason

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You would be correct!

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technically?

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The best kind of correct.

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She makes me want to watch curling.

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You don't watch curling!? No idea why but I freaking love it.

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I thought exactly the same thing. I didn't even question the assumption. What is really going on here?

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She really looks like that curling girl in that up the butt gif

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v

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Thanks for that.

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