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Source https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRDMRUi5Y-4
Oct 6, 2017 2:53 PM
AbortedFetusNecrophiliac
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Source https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRDMRUi5Y-4
tacoparlor
Friend told me he went to a gender reveal party and it took me way too long to realize he didn't know someone coming out as trans.
Svoneb
You can show her this video when she’s molded so she will know she was always a disappointed.
blortch
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
Wait is the balloon telling her the gender? How? Is this some sort of prophecy? I need answers!!
ThaWaySheGoes
I've never heard the expression "Split Arse" before. +1
idontknowwhatdayitis
Ah, the Welsh. Love it
TwiceK
I hope we get people doing gender reveal parties themselves when they're like 16. 'Yup, i'm a boy, just as you always knew.'
roguekiller23231
She's only saying 'Fucking Girl' because she's already made a mess everywhere and she isn't even born yet.
Pulsar1975
WTF grandma!
DinosaurOnABus
Another amazing post by
WhatTheDormouseSaid
Pink could mean whatever
bubbleteapanties
"I'd be crushed if we had a son!"
puppercino26
How bout everone just stops having kids
itsprobablysarcastic
Maggie May from down the way
Javertoldfriend
Ooooooh split arse!
waitwhat1234
Split arse?! I have British grandparents and I've never heard that
Greatdogmom
so classy! lol
TheRicM
Split arse
Begotten
Why do videos online have fucking FCC censors? God damn that's annoying.
tunes
They don't want to get demonetized
dabbycats
I guess u thought a boy less messy
BallsLikeWatermelonsPeckerLikeAThimble
I like grandma.
Slattefors
I like split arse.
FBKatB3TAdotcom
Use less lube for an even bigger rip
schattenwesen
This gif stopped for me like one tiny inch before popping
DanielBonnett
Another... heartwarming? Post, from, AbortedFetusNecrophiliac
Isorikk
Wtf is this
TheRicM
Split arse
tarataqa
shitpost
yeahbuddylightweight
Gender reveals are easily the lamest thing I have ever heard of.
yankcanuck
Welsh?
DocMartinL
The woman in the video sounds Kiwi
blcollier
r u drunk bro?
blcollier
Lovely.
Simisaurus
Sounds like it.
Rikamaroo
South Wales
SendMePornAndNudes
isnt this a sex reveak
DudePlayinADudeDisguisedAsAnotherDude
Yes, but people mix the terms.
poorwhitetrash
Split arse. My new favorite cultural slur.
PutrescentTumescence
/me furiously googles "split arse'
MerToo
front bum
pontiacgirl75
that's the term older folks use here where I live, to know that the child is a girl
mrtaliz
Makes no sense to me.
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webx9001
These gender reveal parties at just the stupidest thing
optimusgoose
Better than the baby shower. At least there aren't any babies there.
tarataqa
yeah, just post it on the facebook like a normie.
MapToTheCrunch
Dang, a party JUST to reveal the sex? People really like parties about themselves these days. You'd think a baby shower would do.
Ilikeyogurt
I think a baby shower with a 5 minute reveal thing like this balloon is fun and just the right amount of baby stuff for friends & such
aidslord
Anything is a party if you're brave enough
MastahPetah
Happy miscarriage!!!
aidslord
Absolute gold
chadleewadlee
No.
LordHosk
Typically a baby shower is for your first child, to get help with the big items that you reuse, these are done for subsequent children.
SadisticBitch45
Agreed. We had a baby shower for our first and a gender reveal for our second. It was just a chance to celebrate w/family & tell (1)
SadisticBitch45
Everyone if we were having a boy or girl. We lived far away from family and it gave them a chance to feel involved. (2)
GGALIN
How did she guess the Sex. I dont get it.
tarataqa
Grandma chose a split arse girl.
Copperbrat
pink hearts confetti. it'd been blue for boy, etc.
GGALIN
Aaaah ja, makes Sense to me now. Those whise split arse grannys
HighPriestessofSoFrickingTired
My gender reveal will happen when I push the little screaming poop machine out.
tarataqa
When you "drop your kids off at the pool"?
MrsBananaGrabber
My friends just did the full-on wait! It was the most exciting thing ever!!
sarahlyzzibeth
That’s what we are doing! Everyone is aghast we didn’t find out in the ultrasound lol
gubbstrut
They actually stopped revealing gender to parentd where I live cause foreign people wanted boys or abort
PleasantPeasantPheasant
As long as it's early that's okay, I mean, being an unwanted child will really fuck you up, they'll eventually die out due to their sexism.
mikeatike
If you are pregnant, you are probably female.
LordHosk
whats really funny is that you will be the screaming poop machine.
crystaltiger101
Or... Just never tell anyone and let them wonder. Switch children in a few months and really set them off.
Kaohn22
I was surprised with my last one because I had one of each. 'Twas fun. Now I'm done pushing screaming poop machines out.
snurx
But how will we know how much to pay it?
KismetCrew
I mean, right after intercourse is a little early. You can't even guarantee conception yet. Does your partner know that's what you call him?
nooowhaaaat
That's what we did. It was great, but some people find it annoying, oh well, personal problem.
DumPutz
seems you already have one....guess its a newer model coming to your house this time. :)
HelloAlaska
I waited till the baby got here as well. Awesome surprise! My little girl is 8 weeks :) My heart just overflows and bursts every day.
markpphotos
Please don't do this. It's a massive pain in the arse for all of your friends and family. Just find out so they know what colour shit to buy
mrwafflefish
It should only be up to the parents, have a problem with not knowing the gender? That's what purple is for
peachesforme
and green! and yellow. also fuck colors having a gender at all. i love blue. and if i have a girl she will wear blue too
bobbystealz
Thank you
OBenjiWan
Vaenaemoenen
Why not just say it if asked?
markpphotos
Because people want to make everything about them! Fuck you, tell me to buy some blue shit or pink shit.
snurx
because people are really fucking annoying to expecting parents. they bug you ALL THE DAMN TIME
bubbleteapanties
And try to rub your tummy without asking and then put their fingers in your babies mouth.
TowardTheLight
Why would they put their fingers in their mouth and what I do to stop that from happening??
bubbleteapanties
I honestly don't know why people do that but best way to avoid it is to not let them touch baby's face.
snurx
my wife just rubbed their stomachs right back. I don't deserve her.
RoxanneLaWin
I'll keep my pants during labour on so when baby comes out, they're already wearing their pants, & everyone doesn't look at their junk.
RoxanneLaWin
(It's probably for the best I can't have kids. Still trying it with my adopted kids though. Also, pants = underpants.)
CityYeti
I found it to be easier because I was able to buy all the girl clothes and such beforehand so I didn't have to worry about it after
Dejavuus
It's a baby. As long as it's warm I guarantee you it doesn't give a shit if it wear pink blue or fucking green.
CityYeti
But how do you know to get a Batman onesie or a Wonder Woman one?
LordHosk
CityYeti
Because I have the money for one
probationaryperiod
Yeah, not a popular opinion you'll find, but I waited until he dropped out of the oven to know. No ragrets.
HighPriestessofSoFrickingTired
Sister waited, Her M-I-Law was less than pleased. Already upset they waited 9 yrs to spawn. Sister was afraid to tell her if she coughed.
RegrettableDecisions
You'd be surprised how many people take it as a personal offense if you don't tell them the gender of your baby.
Varenyth
As ever, if doesn't hurt anyone, do whatever you want, don't you think ?
DrunkAriel87
*ragerts
HelloAlaska
I waited as well! My husband's family, less than pleased we weren't finding out. Oh well.
Proudfoots
Well somebody obviously didn't give birth to a minotaur, because I tell you what, I sure would have liked a heads up on the labyrinth
Perkunas687
Amazing.
BlueGodBalmung
NoLongerFoamingWolffo
Reply image of the year.
AceFrehley
Can we all agree that gender reveals are beyond stupid
projecthelios
Same. The biggest deal for us is that we then knew if we were going with orion or andromeda for a name.
Kyuukichi
How else are you going to gather likes over something that hasn't been born yet?
UncleVenoM
My friends threw a party and fed everyone and got them drunk. Just an excuse to have some fun
Flyith2
Yes
SomethingSomethingSomethingSTARWARS
Ahhhhh sure but you just watched one.
mrkwen
SadisticBitch45
I'll also add that we went to them for the visit rather than making them come to us. Plus, no presents were asked for or wanted. (2)
SadisticBitch45
We did one, but only because we lived 4 hours away and it was a chance to see all the family and tell them at once. (1)
OrangeFlavours
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alcohalandass
Yes
Showmeyourotters
Unless you lump it together with the baby shower yeah. I think gender reveal parties are a bit much, but reveals themselves seem fun
mingotheflamingo
I think the popularity came from wanting co-ed baby showers since guys typically aren't invited to them. They just gave it a genital spin.
Jgoodie75
Agreed
delilahviolet
I'm all for people being happy so I don't judge them, but for me, I won't do it bc I think it's ridiculous
IAmTheBadW01f
The only reason I would do one would be to set up a massive prank. It's one time when people don't think twice when you ask them to do stuff
schattenwesen
Why the fuck are they ? Let people enjoy what they want and dont come with that gender Fluid shit
ThottieMinerva
As long as no one is hurting anyone else, what does it matter what others do in their free time. If you don't like it, don't have one.
spacemonkey127
Yup
Zigor22
Infinitely better than saying they'll let the kid decide.
marsgoose
I'm gonnna do a pinata with a toy attack helicopter inside.
DeanOMiite
We've done two. It's fun news to share, an excuse to be together, and last time we smoked a pork shoulder and had beer. Can't be THAT bad?
ImissLOST
Mockingbirb
Agreed!
furriephillips
Can we also agree that other people’s opinion on your child’s gender are irrelevant - especially this turdfaced grandma?
Cereaza
You take a pill, and your diarrhea will be the color of the gender!!!!
AccountCreatedToUpvoteDogs
LMAO, this is awesome.
flexb
Yes
HadMeSomeChickens
We are going to have them. Whenever someone asks the gender, we will reveal it by telling them.
OrbitalTeapot
I'd say yes, but now my best friend is married and I would probably lose my shit if he did this at a party or something
OrbitalTeapot
I got downvoted for being excited about my friends future child. What a wild place this is
SluntBiggums
My family and friends enjoyed the one I had earlier this year.
GroovyGhoulie
My sister just did a gender reveal, I thought it was completely stupid. But there was free beer
hopethisisarelevantname
If my sister offered free beer at hers, I would have been completely stupid by the end of the party.
RobOttman
So it wasn't *completely* stupid.
Corona688
I doubt the beer made anything smarter.
AnimeGirlThighs
I think the party ones are pretty neat, like a baby shower with a surprise that makes people happy.
Showmeyourotters
I don't think they make sense as their own party though. I like when a reveal is part of a baby shower rather than people doing 2 parties
AnimeGirlThighs
Yeah, I meant as one party. Sperate just seems odd.
TheRevolutionist
My girlfriend is obsessed with these. I personally don't got it.
MrDragonfyr
Yes
ikindacarebutimostlydont
So are pregnancy announcements.
lostevil1
Yes yes they are
MakeTabbouleNotWar
My niece really wanted a boy. The devastating look on her face was sad.
ThottieMinerva
Chances are, she would have felt the same way at the delivery.
AllYourDownvotesAreBelongToUs
S/ Yes, babies can't decide on a preferred identity, and we have no right to decide for them! /S ... I think I just made myself sick.
Dearmeat
No
t33kay
I agree. I wouldn't through a party but I would still be excited
ForThoseWondering
Through for throw? How did you fuck that one up? Throw > Threw > Through?
ForThoseWondering
Fuck, the English language is stupid.
AUGACUGAAUCGUCGUAG
I kind of understand when it's part of the baby shower... but the way this is filmed it's like the woman walked up to her mom with a >
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< balloon and said "pop it" so she could hear the sex... rather than by just... you know.... telling her. People need to make their mundane>
AUGACUGAAUCGUCGUAG
< shit a dramatic affair nowadays. When my friend found out she was pregnant she bought a stuffy and made a card for her husband to >
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< surprise him when he got home and then took a video of his reaction. And it was painfully awkward because it was so unnecessary. >
AUGACUGAAUCGUCGUAG
< Husband's reaction was literally "you're a dink". Like did she need to go buy a stuffy and write a letter from unborn baby's perspective >
ErrolStafford
Only because they should be called the sex reveal.
Biteymcbiteface
But how else will people know what useless shit to buy to the kid that won't remember it?
SirVyn
Easily fixed, don't buy shit...
MakeTabbouleNotWar
I always buy things the mom will need. Always. Maybe one outfit for the kid but that mama is gonna need some shit.
everythingisalieexceptthestuffthatisnt
So how do you get so much xanex anyway?
MakeTabbouleNotWar
Lol right?
MadHakon
This is such a weird opinion. Why shouldn't parents celebrate a new child? Because you're uninterested in their life? So what?
ToxicPsychotic
The issue clearly isn't with the idea of celebrating a new child, It's the focus on the gender reveal specifically.
Ismelledwhattherockwascooking
I'm 31 and still waiting for my gender to be revealed
marylanddd
you gay
AllYourDownvotesAreBelongToUs
lol
q2grapple
do you pee sitting down? no, wait... do you pee standing up? no, wait.. Just check your junk and compare to other people's junk...
Reelthreat
you tried looking between your legs?
Freakingdoomguy
All I see is a BFG
keyonne
I don't want to tell anyone the gender of my kid when I have one because I don't want an endless supply of pink/blue clothes/toys
jsmi813
This. I fucking hate pink and it’s endless marketing towards girls only. Why can’t we mix colours for both genders ffs
HalfAmazingHalfTerrific
Same. Currently pregnant. Will find out the sex in a couple weeks but everyone has already asked. I don't want a ton of blue or pink shit.
SluntBiggums
My wife and I just asked people to avoid pink for our daughter. She preferred lavender and indeed we got either lavender or white or gray.
tattooedheathen
My parents actually didn't tell anyone but their parents for me. I got a lot of yellow and green stuff, apparently.
Showmeyourotters
I wanna see if i can influence my kids' fave color when i have some, so when ppl ask I'm just gonna say a color lol. "Boy or girl?" Green.
CarInAVet
My sister didn't find out the sex of her child until its birth. By the end of the pregnancy: "I am so sick of green and yellow!"
DannyDLC
you see, if you had a friends and you cared about them.youd understand
AUGACUGAAUCGUCGUAG
I wish I had a friends.
DudePlayinADudeDisguisedAsAnotherDude
False
FightMeYouFaggit
Can we all agree that it makes people happy n if you don't like them don't fucking go to/have one. Also fuck off n let ppl enjoy things.
BlueBerryElephant
Exactly what I was thinking. It makes people happy and it doesn't harm anyone else in anyway so let them enjoy it.
DudePlayinADudeDisguisedAsAnotherDude
Sure it does, arguably.
Showmeyourotters
Well.. it does if you have greedy friends that get mad if you don't bring gifts to both a gender reveal party AND baby shower.
FightMeYouFaggit
Then don't go. You're making shit excuses for shit people because you don't know how to say no.
Showmeyourotters
How do you figure? Some people are greedy and get legitimately pissed if you don't show up to both with gifts at both. In which case it does
HadMeSomeChickens
Yeah, because not going wpuldnt upset anyone.
FightMeYouFaggit
You do realize there's nothing actually forcing you to go right? Even family can't force you. If you're under 18 my condolences but if 1/
FightMeYouFaggit
you're an adult, you literally have no obligation to anyone but yourself. That's just a shit excuse mate. 2/2
HadMeSomeChickens
Yes, caring about the feeling of people you care about is dumb. I'm sorry.
FightMeYouFaggit
Then if you care about this person you'd care about the joy it brings them. What exactly is flying over your head?
youreathing
Name a ritual involved in the whole pregnancy/child birth process that isn't.
fuckthisfuckthatfuuuck
I like you
sexconker
The fucking?
bubbleteapanties
The actual birth?
youreathing
That's not really a ritual though. I mean it can be I suppose, but in that case the ritualistic parts would be stupid.
bubbleteapanties
So you don't think it's a ritual...but if it was it would be stupid?
youreathing
Perhaps I misspoke. The birth itself is not a ritual no.