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[image] This one really helped me out
Dec 21, 2017 12:54 AM
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one100hundred
Fine, then I'll be a street corn vendor
sausagesavage
I don't wanna be a diet.
Namotatop
I didn't need shit B^)
adam1124
I love this. This is literally why I took a job in higher education.
TheRealBigChungus
A sterile hooker who gives free trials?
Skadoodlle
I needed someone to tell me when: OK John, that means she wants you to kiss her... Yes, right now... Kiss her you dufus.
justthreemidgetsinatrenchcoat
Thank you time to be a flying super spider mawhahahaha
Zalor
I feel like I'm living that "younger" portion of my life at the moment :/
TacoBellBody
a busty lady with no standards?
Inmate45
Well, I mean, I'm a computing teacher... So.... Mission accomplished?
HReactionCat
A dad...but I'm a girl.
1potsie
A Hooker ?
dontrike
I needed someone to make my mom stop hitting me, but well.....she's dead now. So apparently I need to be Death? Alright, I guess.
ilovecake
Those feels. I know them. Except mine is still alive.
1414145691
as nice as it is it still doesn't fix the shit you went through because the people around you didn't be who you needed when you were younger
DoNotLookAtMyPostsForThereIsNone
Someone to teach me basic human behaviour, and emotions? I might be way underqualified for that.
Kiore
Then work on it. My mother was schizophrenic, my social instinct was completely screwed. You can learn it though.
ZookeeperFloyd
I am now a bullet why have you done this to me
suckonthisfrizzlefry
When I was younger I needed a piece of ass and someone to buy beer for me
DrClaww
Thorslax
Can I be Reinhardt?
Gandy2
I cried a little
IsaacNuetron
I am a sex robot.
NastyNateV
http://imgur.com/GzQbQ
shoulkion
How the fuck am I going to become a wizard at this age?
cunninlinguist
fraggerinred
A nympho mermaid?
LoneWoofs
A father.
nomoremonkeys
goflyblind
well, shit. i went into physics rather than endocrinology.
Kiore
Diabetes or trans? ;)
starlordmeetswolverivemeetsironman
Not ready to be a Dad yet...
Sparta683
Don’t have to be a dad to be a father figure or mentor.
simbiotek
You win
TheGreatWizpoo
I this this is suppose to be like.....idk be like the dad you didnt have growing up? No?
tittysprnkles420
Could also be like...be the teacher you always needed. Or it could be as simple as be the compliment you always needed. Go out and 1/2
tittysprnkles420
Compliment someone 2/2
mofreckle
I could be Optimus Prime?
TheGrinchStoleYourShit
Even better, somewhere out there.....Optimus Prime wishes he was you
SnowglobeOfDoom
Hey if I could turn myself into Optimus Prime then anyone can. https://imgur.com/Ma3V32u
fher9728
No doubt
TheRicM
*The entire collection
MichaelBay
If you are, I have a movie proposal for you
ballsjohnston12345
Jokes aside, be THERE. Be there for homework, problem solve life's problems. Kids need guidance and love, but all the while respect.
ballsjohnston12345
Growing up sucks. We needed to know that. It's also complicated. My parents didn't see that. For those future dad's, don't fuck this up.
ballsjohnston12345
Drunk.
Silliosophical
My dad traveled for work 44 of 52 weeks a year as a kid. We bonded on phone, awkward in person. Odd melding 30yrs later.
TheMellowPeril
OK, I’ll be the guy that comes and slaps you when you completely miss that hot redhead hitting on you.
xthexcolorxpinkx
I am that redhead.
sinkingfeeling
That is a service to mankind
bullshit
I'll be someone hitting on you, then, because I'm celebrating my third decade of complete social isolation. Wooo.
dmbelafan
I mean I would pay damn good money for that service
dmbelafan
jk i have no money or need for this service =(
fher9728
You should be that, you miss a hell of chance
ididstayataholidayinnlastnight
Who's that person?
PileOfWalthers
Right? FFS, was I fucking oblivious at times. *grinds teeth angrily*
Sfinski
Still am.
TheGriffin
Can confirm, oblivious
MSGinSC
A reliable weed dealer?
elgambito
In combining two replies, I had a hot weed dealer who, in retrospect, used to hit on me. I was so completely oblivious. I'm an eedjit
stuffDrewdrew
MakeTabbouleNotWar
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bruhwhyiscovfefeisaldreadytaken
Anybody know someone*
leon512
Legalize gay marijuana!
whycantweallsmokeupandbehappy
Do you know of one? I'm asking for a friend.
EnjoyThisGIFofYourUsername
TheBullshitter
69 upvotes? Nice I ain't ruining that
ThatDobson
Listen, the Lord gives signs in odd times. Saul met the Lord on the road to Damascus. You met him stoned on Imgur. It’s time to buy a burner
Takethejump
Yes.
EnjoyThisGIFofYourUsername
fher9728
Woww
Schitzoflink
I agree, such a perfect answer.
LemmingAttack
I still need that.
ddkong86
Craigslist
MontyPythonQFHG
If you live in Canada I know some easy places
MeowWoof
I got my card. Dispensery delivers like Dominos
fher9728
Super woww
jellotheautobandasisgud
m0wgli
You should move to Portland, but don't bring a car. The traffic is bad enough.
LemmingAttack
I was there a year ago to visit a friend. Beautiful city, if I were American I'd move there in a heart beat.
BumblyWumbly
I'm very high and I read that as Portugal.
BumblyWumbly
No cars in Portugal!