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Jan 29, 2019 10:47 AM
Chalkiewhite85
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delecti
That's why you wear your watch on your non-dominant hand.
unvalidusername
DropBearAttack
The most distressing about this is the hair, not the illustration or the fact that this somehow happens every time.
Akubarix
The future is wow!
ArcLightCRO
Smart waches, stupid users?
NorwayNarwhal
I feel the need to point out that the way she's holding the knife in the first panel is completely bizarre- there's no leverage at all
smurfdeth
In her defense, Todd was pretty hot
MrMan2101
In her defense, Todd created Skyrim
Nightshde
Good thing I’m right handed
UhLeon
“The knife is in your aorta. You pull it out, you die. Consider this a professional courtesy.”
kojenk
Those are fucking avacados arent they?
fiddlewheelx
aaaah... its for population control! it weeds out those who would buy these!
AntzInMyEyezJohnson
Lik dis if u die everytim
FjoltnyrIII
I die once
EndlessTrash
"Todd Howard tricks another human into suicide" (2029, colorized)
Arnoxthe1
"And as you can see... It just works."
Rotsteinblock
guess that's the reason lefties wear their watches on the right
theuncommon56
eyesopenedandarmed
Handle is upside down
Raxiel
No longer a vegetarian meal
Makinbrosmadonimgurandnotgivingafuck
You know, when you hold the knife with your thumb pointing away from you underhand for the most comfortable cutting position
muhfreedom
This is why you don’t put a watch on your dominant wrist.
Snooj
No one holds a knife like that.
Sauroctonus
You've ruined the onions!
AGamer
Oh hi mark.
Appachehelicopter
Natural selection
parismaker
No! Not again!
GilderoyPopDropNLockart
Probably won’t bleed that much until you pull the knife out
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GilderoyPopDropNLockart
Typically just see it in the ER
OrionCenturion
Rule 1 of cartoons: physics don't exist
Seizethegap
But she turned the blade around
johnthehuman001
The pointy-stabby bit is still on the end.
Exowe
Her watch is pointing down in the the first panel so to see it she had to rotate her wrist, but yeah still an awkward way to use a knife...
JHawke
Cutting with the hand upside down in image 1. Who cuts like that!
Escapist83
Idiots with phone-watches.
captainkboat
So that's why you wear a watch on the opposite wrist of your handedness!
mastertrav666
If you're left handed you wear your watch on the right. Right?
404GravitassNotFound
Ambidextrous here. Left hand. Wore it on right when younger following the popular kids.
WhenYouMissoutOntheCoolUsernames
I wear it on my left, I'm left handed.
smashpro1
Same.
MadCDeeJay
I'm right handed and wear my watch in the right. I'm a rebel.
FistsofSnake
No you a hipster if you want be rebel wear it on your leg or don't have watch at all
MisterSin
I'd pay money to watch a horror movie with a bunch of dumb college kids and they do stuff like this and the horror was how stupid they were.
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Dahamburgler
"Officer we've had a doozie of a day..."
enderite
sheetascastle
Tucker and Dale vs evil is the movie your looking for
dietluigi
Here you go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ujTYLV2Qo4
Muttons1337
Final Destination meets Tucker and Dale vs. Evil
GreaterDog
This kid would be in it https://imgur.com/S8LyYAS
ThePuddle
You mean comedy
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
Funny enough there's a lot of people who will arrogantly call it a documentary as though they were never that age.
Fisicboy
Scream 4
WhenYouMissoutOntheCoolUsernames
So....pretty much everyday.
was821
"I took out another student loan so I can just buy the new Mac book instead..."
ArdentSlacker
There MUST be an easier way! :o
downwiththesystem
And the monster was inside them all along ♥
popmongoose
Not quite dumb college kids doing things, but maybe watch "1000 Ways to Die" on Netflix?
Relgap
HAH! It's funny because you just described most modern horror films!
VinerialBlumpkin11
Just watch the news for stupid college kids.
WillJeSuis
And the monster/killer is constantly just giving the 'what' pose and at the end of the movie he ends up killing no one and the police don't
WillJeSuis
arrest them because they haven't killed anyone "BUT I'M THE KILLER! I SHOULD HAVE KILLED THEM!" "okay buddy, have a nice day."
Fex2o55
Try "Happy Tree Friends" :)
StephanoB
Open Water
Sakkura
How about a forklift driver? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oB6DN5dYWo
PorneliusHubertII
Tucker and dale's vs the forced of evil
TheLordOfGiraffes
It’s just “vs evil”
PorneliusHubertII
Ya I always fprget.
FutureHylian
Kid killin themselves? Thatd be a doozy of a day
BatmanIPad
Ya... We r in the twilight zone.....
135forte
Rooster Teeth did a trailer for "Siri" a horror movie where Siri is trying to kill people.
SoberAndBored
Silentlocke
Here ya go https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1465522/
RetailCat
I know what I'm doing later.
yomahnn
T&D was my first thought too.
CorneliusCornwall
How did I know before clicking the link that's what it would be?
CthulhuApproved
10/10 - A Fucking MASTERPIECE
IWantToBeAbleToSortFavoriteFolders
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humanturret
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stonebrood
didn't even have to click the link to know exactly what you posted. I expected that film to be bad but I watched it on a whim and it was gr8
wildatheart499
Dammit thats exactly what I was going to recommend one of the best movies ever.
DrAnonymity
Before I clicked the link I was praying, "please be Tucker and Dale vs Evil.."
Bobbinapples
You beat me to it!
seudonym
Yep, that's exactly what he wished for
AvadonyaTheSilverGrapefruit
looked at the trailer, and god damn that look fabulously stupid.
EndIris
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JoeDanger
I was going to recommend the same
HamTracker
Yo! I was just thinking of this movie! Stupid sexy teens
lightningboltkid1
Is it..... yep. It is it.
skooterLaughin
Cannot stress enough how fucking funny this film is.
xDragmirex
I thought it might be that movie! It was actually pretty good imo.
IonicPopcorn
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Akurei00
HEY, COLLEGE KIDS! WE GOT UR FREIND! What in the hell are they running away for?
Runner55
I need to see this dot
thekurgan04
“Hey college kids we got your friend!”
IseeallofthesepeoplewithlongusernamesandIdecidedtotryitout
These kids just started Killin themselves all over my property
Fairemont
Hucked himself right into my wood chipper!
TheGuardDuck
Definitely watching this!!!
Magus25
That movie is brilliant. I own it on bluray. Allan Tudyk is amazing.
MisterSin
I totally forgot about this movie. Hope it gets a similar sequel!
710FPS
Tropical island vacation with the three survivors of the first film. That would be a solid premise.
aPokal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZqrG1bdGtg Might jump to another genre even.
MultiNonymous
I'd never heard of this film, and I'll probably never watch it, but I'm glad that it exists.
pastramionrye
It’s really good. Has Wash in it.
forgotmyoldusernameclassic
Fucking watch it. This is one of those films that Imgurians always suggest which genuinely are worth the watch.
percusser
It was amazing i reccomend it, though you're also probably right that you get everything you could get out of it just by knowing its real
wurdtoyer
Adding to the chorus. This movie is amazing.
sear3489
It's worth the watch
spiffynidd
It's my solid go to 'cheer up bitch' movie.
QUIBICUS
Go watch it now or I'm going to clock work orange you.
insanumingenium
if you’re not watching it cause you don’t do horror movies (that was my reason) it is “Scary Movie” not “Scream”, except waaaay funnier. 5/7
youknowthatonepersonwiththeface
It's honestly great, I used to be a film reviewer, I expected "meh" at the festival, I fucking loved it. I even went out and bought the DVD
WolfofEdensGate
By far one of the greatest comedy horror movies yet
AsidRayne1245
It is such a hilarious movie
JustAnotherImgurHuman
If not too late, don't watch any trailers or read anything about it. Just watch it, it will be better that way.
HoseyBeast
its actually an amazing movie. i watched it thinking it was going to be B-Movie shite, and was amazed. Great great film, a must watch!
tourettesguy54
Great love interest too. Really made me feel like I had a chance as a tubby, fuzzy man.
Poopoopeepeevagina
Watch it
BustyCrab
One of my favorites. Please give it a try.