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As someone who got a degree in digital art, it pains and infuriates me to see so many people out there who blindly accuse EVERYTHING of being AI. Especially when I see them accuse digital artwork that I know for a fact is CLEARLY not AI.
PipWhipple
#8 'Twice Upon a Time' was my moment!
ironymus
#3 is the same pigeon as in #2 After not getting the job, he's trying to kill himself in boiling oil
KHLP
#15
TapeLeg
#1
catherinecc
Youtube / Alphabet and the rest absolutely knows you can't afford the things they're selling ads for. Same as how they sell more expensive, targeted ads for something they know you've already purchased.
Defrauding the companies advertising is a core part of their business model.
ironymus
#18 IPA is the abbreviation for an alcohol based solvent. So no, I really don't want to drink IPA!
TheFastpaws
#19 I still have my old memory card.
Protoplastico
#6
SuperGeniusPS
#7 Garbage People
euphoricopportunity
#1 well, old slang referred to women as birds. And almost all of the bees in a hive are female. So there's a women's room, and a mostly women's room.
Themiskyra
#8 princess bride
Swedsman
The people who accuse everything of being AI are just the same people who's been accusing everything of being fake or staged whenever seeing anything remotely fun or interesting since the dawn of the internet. A little skepticism is good and all but when you make it your entire personality it becomes obnoxious real fast
SquirrelWithATophat
As an abuse survivor it especially pisses me off seeing people use any variation of that "never happened" meme to dismiss anything they see as being fake. Mainly because so many abusers torment their victims by trying to gaslight them with stuff like "that never happened". Partly because they feel so comfortable saying it since so many witnesses will laugh it off as a joke.
SedatedSl0th
#6 HELLO MY BABY HELLO MY DARLING
boobsalot
#4 That fox is about to find out what those big capacitors have in them .
Allusernamesaretakensoichoosethis
#20 "but you may also like.,."
Dracology
#1 I mean... most birds don't have dicks and most bees have stingers. So going off that logic birds is ladies bees is gents?
QueenOfTheFey
But most bees are female, so more birds have dick than bees. Plus no ones ever been called a King bee. But they have been called a birdman
OrbitalButt
I know it's the truth but the phrase "most birds don't have dicks" is one of those eternally funny statements
drhobotron
#14 I wish I could upvote this more than once. I totally understand why any sane person would be suspicious of everything these days, but almost every post on here these days have people saying "It's AI" to 10+ year old bad photoshop jobs. Just learn how to do a reverse image search, and if it returns something more than a couple years ago, there's your answer.
Feralkyn
"it pains and infuriates me to see so many people out there who blindly accuse EVERYTHING of being AI." Don't forget that there's also a ton of bots whose entire purpose is to accuse creative work of being AI now. Nobody even knows why. Top theory is currently "to drive traffic to AI-detection sites," but nothing is proven.
SquirrelWithATophat
Nearly all of the ones I have encountered appeared to be normal, active users. Oddly enough, most of the AI bros that have actually responded to me when called out for using AI literally acted like toddlers. As in, their responses looked like they came from a literal petulant toddler throwing a tantrum. Stuff like "well you're a stupid poopy head!" So it seems like many (if not most) of the AI bros out there might either be bots or are not well in the head.
Feralkyn
I haven't seen them on Imgur--it's usually on content creation sites that specifically host art or creative writing
chewmaca2
#4 Installing Firefox.
Defcon2
#1 I never really understood. Who fucks who of the birds and bees?
Base841
#1 I'd go with birds are for women, but that "bee" is a spider!
chewmaca2
Or a tick.
Doomisito
It's not. It has 6 legs, 2 wings and 2 antennae.
qtRaven
So am Ant then?
PullShporttel
Unfortunately, its wings are attached to its abdomen instead of the thorax, and therefore incapable of providing the needed thrust-to-weight ratio for flight.
Feralkyn
I see eight legs, no wings
Xenarion
#1 If you make cryptic signs like that, I'll pick one randomly, and if it's the wrong what, it's the fault of whoever put those signs, not me.
mickeygtiger
#2 it’s not an interview, they’re planning to stage a coo
noWhiteHorseHereJustBatturuPrinsu
Such a fowl plan
DdCno1
They should have picked a better leader.
Moriarte
#19 well..one is for both saved games and the whole game and the other is just for saved games which are incredibly small. Even today, 8MB is a lot for saved games so this meme doesn't really make sense if you know anything about how consoles work.
marsilies
Yeah, that's a PS2 memory card, so the games came on DVDs with up to 9GB of capacity per disc, and you played right off the disc. The issue is that optical discs are slow, so the newer PS and Xbox consoles install the whole game to internal storage, and games can be 100GB in size now.
DdCno1
Correct. Some games, like Quantum Break, were way more (178 GB) a decade ago already, although this was a bit of an outlier. Nowadays, there are certain titles that fill up several hundred gigs.
marsilies
Oh yeah, the switch from harddrive to SSDs also caused internal storage on the consoles to take a hit. Sure, SSDs have far better seek times, but they're more expensive. You could also store and play games from an external HDD or SSD. Now with the newest consoles, you can store a game on external storage, but you have to move it back to internal if you want to play it.
DdCno1
Xbox Series consoles can play the latest games directly from certain licensed SSDs that use a proprietary expansion slot (see image below). Naturally, these are not cheap. Both PS5 and Xbox Series can however play previous-gen games from standard USB 3 drives, including HDDs. PS5 meanwhile can easily be upgraded with larger internal SSDs and this is officially supported. You can also do this with Xbox Series, but it's a far more complex procedure.
PullShporttel
#15 the Wookiee penis is more like a tree limb than either of the two mentioned options. Wookiees have been known to use them as cudgels in tribal conflicts on Kashyyyk.
DukeDarkwood
If anyone needs proof:
https://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2005/02/11/a-truly-remarkable-circumference
(I already used this as a reply, but there's nothing to be done for it.)
t9dawg
#19 Well hey that's not fair... 8MB mem card was for high score and save position. PS2 had 4.7 GB to 8.5 GB of DVD space!
DdCno1
Fun fact: A not insignificant number of PS2 games actually released on CD: https://web.archive.org/web/20151230151312/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_PlayStation_2_CD-ROM_games Not every game needed the space of a costlier DVD, so whenever possible, publishers chose the older format. There are games as small as 8 MB for this system (incredibly basic titles, of course), although those are certainly outliers.
BleachedPP
#15 the question that keeps us all up at night :(
DarkSock
Trumpet shaped… But with reversed barbed hooks of bone. 🍖
HeadJamistan
Shaped like his bowcaster with his two balls sticking out the side mid-way down
DukeDarkwood
https://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2005/02/11/a-truly-remarkable-circumference
Airos
Corkscrew like a duck, but with a flared head like a horse.
anjeleyezjr
Naw, naw, totally double barreling it.
Airos
So like, a hand mixer with dough hooks?
anjeleyezjr
Also, they are prehensile!
EroticZombiePants
That goes without saying.
InablueMule
#1 who cares. Just wash your hands
Moriarte
Lots of people care. Are you so obtuse that you think if I, a man, walk into a woman's bathroom, the women won't mind? Grow a brain.
ThrowAwayAcct0000
As a woman, I don't give a fuck as long as you leave me alone.
chewmaca2
So which is which then?
CatShadowleaf
At a convention in the women's bathroom we had a young man run in in a panic, wash his hands quickly, and then look around to see everyone around him was a woman. The only thing I heard from anyone was concern before he turned red and ran back out.
AntaNce
A lot of the world does'nt care. One isn't naked the second they enter a bathroom. I, for one, can wash my hands in the presence of others.<
AntaNce
For elimination, there's privacy. Hand washing is not a problem & can be done ANYWHERE. I'm OK in a room with a basin & any gender. JFC
DefaOmega
I'm not a women, but I've never thought anything about the person in the stall next to me, aside from a guy having presumably the worst day of his life once. Washing my hands afterwards with a female next to me wouldn't impact my hand washing experience in anyway. Maybe I'm obtuse, but I don't know what about the female experience would be significantly different
BribriPupper
Women have to worry about safety and sexual assault. A man does not
ThrowAwayAcct0000
You think a sign on a door stops rapists? That's funny.
DefaOmega
I mean that's not entirely true, though women certainly do more so. I can't imagine someone who'd sexually assault someone in a bathroom would be stopped by the sign on the door though
LiarLiarPantsUntier
There’s no empirical evidence to support your stupid bullshit argument.
BribriPupper
https://www.nsvrc.org/statistics/
Women are far more likely to be assaulted than a man asshole maybe do some research. In general its just about feeling safe.
iamlegendinjapan
Birds is British slang for a woman. Bees have a stinger even though most are female
MuseMatar
Well I would have gone in the wrong one, whoops
Icanhearwhatyouresayingandtheanswerisno
Danke. I would have shat right there
HassyWan
Okay but The Birds and The Bees has to do with sex … so I don’t think he’s in the right spot if he needs to go to the washroom! 😜
RacecarIsRacecarBackwards
I always wondered why it's "the birds and the bees" in English, it doesn't really make much sense. In my native language it's "bees and flowers" which is a little more figurative maybe. Even though most bees are female.
dafrey
How do you know that's not a queen bee? https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dGNyc2tybWhqNHF2NnJoeTU0c2lyejM2eWpoZW5qNGxzcW5memRmcyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/GbPru204dTDfG/200w.webp
chewmaca2
Because it has 8 legs. Could be a tick.
SirSage
How do you know its not a queen tick? https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1Z256NTg1MXN2cXRiOW52c21peG1ocnhoOHlqNG01ZGMyMWd5M3gweCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/GbPru204dTDfG/200w.webp
chewmaca2
I hope it is.
Leaveittojebus
Birds symbolize egg laying, bees symbolize pollinating/fertilizing. Just simplify it and put this sign on both:
khora
Half of all birds don’t lay eggs. All bee genders pollinate.
QueenOfTheFey
Ah, but 99% of bees are female, and birds are dicks.
trencapins
So birds is the men's bathroom then?
QueenOfTheFey
I guess? Honestly, if there's stalls it doesnt really matter.
CaptainMilkshake
SOMEBODY DECIDE, I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT!!! *doing the poopy pants dance*
EroticZombiePants
I just assumed it was two rest rooms with a singular toilet and sink each, and they realized how pointless it is to assign a gender to them, so they went silly with the signs.
LespritDeLescalier22
This is a wonderful idea. So many promising absurdist combinations. Shoehorn/ice cream. Brick/mayonnaise. Platypus/airplane. The possibilities for confusion are endless.
EroticZombiePants
MelfsAcidArrow
Brick/mayonnaise could indicate the quality of the plumbing
jasondeslin
ND by any chance?
I like the way you think.
EroticZombiePants
North Dakota? Nope. Still freezing my ass off right now though.
Allusernamesaretakensoichoosethis
Soooo, Texas??
EroticZombiePants
I don't think they are -4*F right now. At least the only ice here is the areas that didn't break out the sand.
andexer
All I'm hearing is that there are two bathrooms for women and men can go elsewhere (or learn to sit)
Kotarisu
That is what the bushes outside are for, mate
iamlegendinjapan
Im a guy. I sit to pee. Standing causes way too much splash I've got two kids and I clean up enough splash as it is I don't won't to clean up more.
HandFireWeapon
I've been standing to pee all my life, if I sit down I take a shit whether I need to or not, that's just how things work now.
Sodatwigg
I'm a guy, I sitt to pee.
If I stand, I'll splash you see.
I've got kids, for whom I clean,
Must I clean more i'll cause a scene
Idk why but I found the first two lines of your comment had some poetic rythm, so here you go, a poem about sitting and peeing
LankyBootyGriswald
This man sits to pee.
Standing causes too much splash.
Kids splash anyway.
boozer69r
Dozens of us!
CertifiedBonerDonor
How do you think men be pooping?
khora
Just do it in the shower.
andexer
CertifiedBonerDonor
Fuck they found out
bassaro
Wait, you sit to poop?
Allusernamesaretakensoichoosethis
People do that???
laternamagicalux
Some do. I think it's one of those European customs that didn't really catch on in the U.S., but se who travel bring home and think they're fancy.