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Someone at the pub went to the bathroom and left Arnold Schwarzenegger to save his seat.
Mar 7, 2018 4:59 AM
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theBannedBandit
Solid move.
qbcgraphics
satinworshipper
bigbadpup
News said he just got emergency surgery. Don't know how accurate the news report was, but it stated his first words after were, "I'm Back!"
UncleScarwasright
GET TO DA CRAPPAH!
shadow2442
SCHWARZENEGGER!
Perturabo81
In what kind of pub can't you go to the bathroom with losing your seat?
metalfoto
CuckooBizarre
have a seat and make my day
sebastVillain
I'm stealing that.
NorthernBoy94
I mean no one would steal from Arnie
TheDreadPirateWestley
Or just put a coaster on top the glass
1993f150
Win
Bytencoder
Did he?
CurryandRice
He may be back. To that seat..
RunShadowfax1
eljuanete
Paparelo
seems like the text was added with photoshop or something
RonBurgundyChannel4
he went to tha choppa.
youbigstupididiot
OP thought of something clever so took this picture and posted it claiming it to be a real event
DadddyWarlord
That or this guy likes to be real close to the drink while taking a pic, but I'm gonna go with what you said lol
FilthyRaider
This is where you need a Danny Glover, Lethal Weapon 2: "That's just been revoked"
Nekron35
holly shit, that zoom factor on the image. It's like I can almost smell the fart on his chair.
muddymoomoo
How flat does that beer look!? Or is it cider?
Inappropriator
Schwarzenegger*
SmooveDoober
Shit of Legends
duckshooter
*Appears in a beam of light naked*
OdiumToJoy
All I see is "please drug me"
Madethisusernameforonereason
I see a POS politician that pardoned a confessed murderer who did it for the lulz, because the fuck was a powerful political ally's son.
milofrank2
Sauce?
CallMeThreeGunsGreg
The trick is to put a coaster on top of the glass
Electroshock
You obviously don't know how expensive drugs are to be giving away to strangers.
TheresAGermanWordForThat
with steroids?
TheDudeanator
Don't threaten me with a good time
YoSamiteSam
Plot twist: he went to the bathroom to snort ketamine.
C0mtraya
theshinobi23
Bill Cosby?
Chilloutandhitthis
ImgurAteMyOldAccountSomehow
waste of drugs
salindo
DamnTXyouhot
He should of put it on top of the beer. It magically keeps drugs out of it.
emkev
The beer looks nearly empty. Probably didn't want table cleared and his seat taken.
DrAnk
Rad, free drugs.
Retromorphic
I don't care what it is, I'll take it, I'll take anything!
AfterLurkinForOveraDecadeIFinallyJoined
Yeah, I was led to believe I'd be offered way more free drugs than the 0 times it happened when being warned about drugs as a kid!
getmo
Remember of strangers offer you drugs.. Say thank you, because drugs can be expensive.
blairmichod
Free benzos? Sign me up!
OKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOK
That's actually more common on the news than your local bar.
goingtogoeatworms
Depends on where you live. Here in New Orleans (esp on or near Bourbon street, relatively common) I’m my tiny home town? Not gonna happen.
digglesauce
With my friend at the bar, he got roofied and ended up shitting in an Uber.
OKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOK
Sounds like a good time
PurpleMikey
lol of course it is, the news reports all incidents not just the ones that happen at one bar
Honeybadger2198
Not even close. It reports only the ones that it thinks will generate interest. Imagine if the news reported literally every crime.
PurpleMikey
There is a "Police Reports" section of the newspaper.
Brainlard
Why would anyone drug a dude?
thangordim
I know you’ve been downvoted for this, and I know why, but your right, at least on an overwhelming average.
getmo
AIDS positive homosexuals. ...I'm sorry, "assholes"
Hersenbaard
I don't think AIDS is necessary for this. Plus. Some assholes do it to other guys out of jealousy (happened to a old friend of mine) 1/2
Hersenbaard
Not for rape per se
ThatGuyVinny
To rape them, same reason someone would drug a woman.
Brainlard
Wherever you live...I don't want to. Where I'm from, spiking a drink is in fact quite rare, yet ALWAYS a guy poisoning a gal not vice versa.
BaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaBATMAN
I find it hilarious that you think you have full knowledge of instances of people getting spiked drinks. Do you think it's public info?
ThatGuyVinny
It's extremely rare here for ether sex, doesn't mean it doesn't happen.
flyingturtlebird
I think that says more about you than anything else...
OdiumToJoy
If you ever worked a job where you will go to prison if you were found you have used drugs you would understand.
Darkspire
It's common knowledge that it's dangerous to leave your drink unattended. People be awful.
sebastVillain
lol
Retromorphic
Haha nice one
SephiRothIRA
Maybe he knows someone who was roofied. It’s a pretty bad thing to happen if you didn’t know.
ZombieDreamcatcher
It happened to my best friend. She doesn't remember anything and her husband said she got angry and started throwing punches
ColostomyBrag
Happened to me. Drank my girlfriend's drink because she didn't want another. 10 minutes later, only 5 drinks deep, I'm crying and fighting.
Theunstablebear
Shit, I must get roofied alot...
ColostomyBrag
Or just can't hold your drink, or you're a dick. "Dick" is included for completeness and does not reflect my opinion of you personally.