BenntheNinja
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Nov 11, 2017 10:04 AM
BenntheNinja
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TigerlilyOz
yuck-yuck-yuck-yuck-yuck-yuck-yuck-yuck-yuck-yuck-yuck-yuck-yuck-yuck-yuck
keepcalmandgettothechoppa
Finally, I've been looking for those assorted dried reptiles everywhere!
FCOAlex
photomomma88
I bet it smells so bad in there
dav3nasty
Every image of China makes me think the whole country smells of bad meat, smog, sweat, mud and raw fish.
JosXII
those turtles look like frogs
thegelatoking
It's a mix tank with frogs and soft shell turtles
BenjamanFranklin
last dude looking fly as fuck
ikindacarebutimostlydont
The turtles and frogs are sold as pets, right? RIGHT?
Serpentking789
Hate to break it to ya, but the turtles and frogs are sold either as food or for use in "traditional medicine" that doesn't actually work
Serpentking789
Likely the same for the crocs and "assorted reptiles"
MattReigns
#6 we wouldn’t fucking know either because we can’t select that particular image and zoom in because you merged all of the images together.
Entertainmemotherfucker
You're missing Matt's point fuckhole
DaNylz
Germans used to feed dried pig ears to their dogs, until the Chinese started discovering them & now have them exported to china.
SerialChillinSpree
I only know from Bourdain that freshly, crispied pig ears are great. Never have tried.
tarataqa
Pet stores in the USA sell dried pig ears for dog to gnosh on.
icebalm
The pig ears, or the dogs, or both?
circlebreaker
Both, probably
GnomeHomo
Germans.
NecroNegro
Hehe, dong
DontcallmeLen
Apart from the crocodiles, this isn’t alarming. They have eleventy billion people to feed, no surprise they eat all the things.
JHawke
Do they not sell ribs in America? They are a tad smaller in the Netherlands, probably about half but still.
EliMFrost
Huh I don't know why I never thought of it that way and now it makes sense
mulligylan
Mr Reeves, eleventy billion isn't a number
temporaryname1
Not yet
trevasauruswrecks
At what point does "mixed meat" and "ribs" become suspicious?? Is it pork, or your missing neighbor?
ArtMadeofYourComment
I'm not positive why the crocodiles should be alarming.
BZM007
Yes eleventy billion
TheTearyOnion
51rebaS
You can eat alligator in the southern US; takes like chicken with fish texture. More alarming is the mixed meat everyone is touching.
LePetitDino
Are you a hobbit?
SeaBass88
I’m not sure I can count that high...
LogicJab
Only thing weirding me out is the total lack of food safety.
tarataqa
Welcome to 3rd world countries.
Ihavewaytoomanyfavoritestosort
China isn't Third World.
tarataqa
Have you ever been to China? It's totes ghetto, fam!
PicassoCT
Depends on we're in China you are
HotPeaSoup
I would like to be able to buy bulk rice
DonteHaversham
If you're in the US sams club and Costco stock giant bags of rice for pretty cheap
HotPeaSoup
I'm not
JesseSlayer
And as messed up as the FDA is, im glad we have it now...
ilsalta
Wtf they let people just grab and poke and prod the meat? They don’t care about contamination?
tarataqa
"...that's what she said..."
Cayowin
The ? one is a sausage with star aniseed and 5 spice. Used as ingredient in stir fry. Numbs the tongue if eaten uncooked
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despondentriver
That seems slightly dangerous.
chicharrone
Soooo big though
chicharrone
The pile, i mean
StaticSnowSounds
That's what she said.
Promethianfire
Chinese folks must have incredible immune systems.
specificstatistics
Between the pollution and the lack of food safety, I figure I'm immune to everything after living there.
djpj
I love the idea of having raw meat just sit out in the open air. I bet it tastes and smells great.
PicassoCT
Everyone touches it..
BossTrabs
So you've never been to a butchers?
tarataqa
Tell that to Louis C.K.
UnspokenX
I told this to my friend and he didnt get it. I thought he was dumb cause I did. help me spell it out for him?
tarataqa
Louis CK is a sick fuck and lost FX because of it. http://ew.com/tv/2017/11/10/louis-c-k-fx/
gns1n9r
He was accused and admitted to masturbating in front of women without their consent.
fadecomic
They sell bulk rice and bulk beans at Texas Walmarts
saxuality3
Guests at my store want that, too, as well as bulk farm feed. The grocery manager and I (pets manager) are trying really hard to get it.
DoseOfScience
Some of that looks pretty ordinary for the area, like the beef granules (which is just a bouillon).
Dsoir
Yep, google translate used by Asian companies creates some hilarious descriptions.
tpgreyknight
The chopsticks and rice seemed pretty expectable too
SirNames
Southeast US you can find alligator and pig parts and prepackaged frog.
ProfessorMatt
If I was in a place that sold loose pig faces, my first impulse would be to do a selfie as Hannibal Lecter in "Silence Of The Hams".
Cindersolace
I got so triggered at #5 because all I could see was frogs for the longest time.
Idonthavealottosay
calm your tits
definitelynotawolf
And why would that “trigger” you?
FreeStuffDontExist
it says turtles but there are lots of frogs in there.
Avoch
Never seen a turtle that goes 'ribbit' before... think some of those turtles may be frogs ????
NuclearMonk
Chinese knock-off turtles
thegelatoking
Tank mixed with frogs and soft shell turtles...which have frog-like skin
PetricusGaming
Rib cages is weird? You know that is just spare ribs
tarataqa
"I got a spare rib" --Adam said to God
Promethianfire
Sitting unpackaged in unrefrigerated piles?
despondentriver
Exactly.
KaptenN
All that meat just out in the open...
Serpentking789
I know, that CAN'T be sanitary.
PicassoCT
Touched with hands by the whole city
eggimage
How is it weird? Crocodiles may be the only thing out of ordinary, but you find rice and oil weird???
tpgreyknight
I think the oil one was more the fact that it's packaged together with a bottle of orange juice.
lonelyforsakentorturedheart
It's buy 1 bottle of oil and get an orange Juice for free kind of promotion... It's mildly weird imo.
GhostofBillyMays
Yeah... But they eat that rice?! And they have lots of their own utensils!? Boy...cultures different from the one I'm used to are dumb!
chicharrone
Ok, smart guy...riddle me this: whats #3? (Also, i think seeing this is cool and interesting...not dumb)
Cindersolace
are you ok?
GhostofBillyMays
Sarcasm
Cindersolace
We understand that.
Ilnor
ElbowDeepInATshirt
I LOVE that you're actually using that!!
ThatoneQuebecguywhothinkshesCanadian
You again!
Davoraptor
You have my eternal reapect
WorldsOkayestGuitarPlayer
CallMeRif
When an ad is too good, its becoming a meme
SpikeThruTheStreetRoof
I love being able to witness the birth of a new meme
quattroformaggix4
FartingDragon
RussianJudge
RokosBasilisk
You just going to keep throwing this against the wall and see if it sticks? What is this, like 20 times now?
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Ilnor
Worked didn't it
quattroformaggix4
DocG80
ihavethelowground
*wegotthereference.gif*
Stinkybutt123
MetaSomma
What's it from?
zitres
A japanese ad for chocolate that was recently on frontpage. He still looks like Erich Honecker.
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36roentgen
Witnessed!
GreenLanternCharizard
Ghost in the shell, movie
atmospherix
What in the god damn fuck is going on in China?
Vydrach
Eat ALL the fucking animals. Often times regardless of conservation and reason.
shreddedking
everything shown is eaten in usa too
lonelyforsakentorturedheart
Yeah, heard you'd eat crocodiles in Florida... That concerns me.
kekkres
Alligators, which are big slow water lizardsthat are only really dangerous when nesting, big difference
lonelyforsakentorturedheart
My bad, since we don't have such things laying around like a stray cat/dogs!
Vydrach
Have had frog, am aware. It was a joke.
atmospherix
I'm just saying nothing is packaged and looks to be just a free for all with everyone's mitts touching everything.
notacobra
That's fairly standard for a lot of countries, Europe in particular; if the grocer won't let you touch the product he's hiding something.
Dedeurmetdebaard
Mixed meat looks hygienic.
twozerooz
Not as weird as Americans eating undercooked burgers
DoubleNubbin
Immediately put me in mind of CMOT Dibble. "Try our premium sausages! Made from a named animal."
CISMaleScumLord
Just marinade it in bleach when you get home
PicassoCT
You can get bat there, fresh out of the lab. Cousins cousin is a janitor there. They throw the food away.. Mad egg heads..
CaptainQuarkk
How could it POSSIBLY go wrong?
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
Post could have begun and ended with that one. None of the others were necessary.
TacoPrime
See the ribs?
LurkerOfDarkness
How are the ribs unusual? Americans often talk of eating ribs... Do they not know they don't appear fully cooked by magic?
TacoPrime
I just mean they are laying in a tub exposed and not refrigerated
gynonurseifixyourladybits
Yep...they made me hungry for them, tho
BigAdam
Just cook it. Be fine.
ThePrimrose
A lot of meat in China and chinese food is hella over cooked and dry.
uoeno
Bacteria will die with cooking, but the waste they produce won't.
BigAdam
Less thinky, more cook. This is why I rejected the tour of the frozen food factory I was installing computers at. I don't want to know.
27yoUGLYvirgin
So, as long as you cook it you'd eat poop?
BigAdam
... depends ... does it taste better or worse than Marmite?
definitelynotawolf
Hate to break it to you, but we all eat a lot of poop. You put it in your mouth whenever you brush your teeth for starters
kuemmel
I use toothpaste, thanks
definitelynotawolf
There’s poop on your toothbrush bud
tarataqa
"Mixed meat" is what we used to call sorority gangbangs.
annoyingpest
That does not sound more hygienic, haha.
tarataqa
sloppy seconds!
Drhuh
By not qualifying what kind of meat, you can get away with some pretty wacky stuff!
FiftyShadesOfArugula
Wacky mystery meat hijinks. I bet that's how the triads get rid of dead bodies.
thepicklebucket
Hey, it's no plant, I can tell you that! Don't forget to check out the "all you can grab for $5" bin over there
rabbiebabbie
I like the pig face bin that looks like it belongs in Ted Bundy's house
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
pretty sure he's talking about the 30 or so people pawing all over the meat more than the fact that said meat is unidentifiable. that being>
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
>said youre right, that could be human for all we know.