Jan 4, 2020 11:15 AM
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The13thDude
Guess she’s gonna have to get used calling him daddy in another context too
thenewteddy
Freya Allan and Henry Cavill
bussinsuds
She is adorable!!!!
type1eagle
forthoseabouttobork
She is too frickin cute.
Justchillindylan
It’s that damn jaw line
XplodingUnicornGlitter
He is so insanely hot, it's almost unbelievable.
SaphirasSexDoll
Only thing about The Witcher I disliked was not seeing Geralt's schlong.
bratwurstpenis69
same bro
dormfive
Appithy1
https://i.imgur.com/cuYAp
ImJustaDudePlayingAnotherDude
She heard about his massive man tool
K47A
biggus dickus
SirShmoopyofAwesomtown
That was a sploosh moment
radioFREEmadras
JOKERZwild86
Yelled at my parents a while ago for making me ugly and not movie star hot
Fuckme721
Yep. This does it. Imma start losing weight and working tf out so I can be hot enough to do this.
snakeksssksss
Good man. Compound lifts, high frequency, no bro splits. This is the way.
GoooForPapaPalpatine
Was just thinking the same thing
IronCore
If you're serious look up a dude named Pavel Tsatsouline from Strong First.
mikexloo
Assholethecat
BSwann
Source https://youtu.be/H3ru5T4Xgxc
LordDebuchan
Nice. She even went with a second glance too lol
AntyMatter
When I was younger I had girls banging on my door all night long. Eventually I had to get up and let them out.
SoberAndBored
Bob Monkhouse?
Or older...
amsterdam1981
Yeh, he can come n get it
BobKatt
findyourway14
That big fucker is attractive as hell.
adrirog10
The lil fucker too
Wait... How old is she?
SankariSuomi
18.
opdeliversifrequested
I used to have a girl that looked at me this way... yes I fucked it up... =-(
whathavewehere
"It" is such a strange name for a girl.
HenryLongfellowIII
She was a bit of a clown.
dedpaen
And he plays Warcraft!
BluLuna
And Overwatch!
GermanSausageIsTheWurst
And Total War: Warhammer
maelennfromterokkareu
What a nerd!
Nixissmall
Also does lots for animal conservation
Beardedgeek72
And the Witcher.
Berethian
Alliance, surely? Superman and all.
Sorry, Superman only picks winners.
Definitely not the Horde then. How many times are we gonna have to put your Warchiefs down?
Legomaniac91
He almost missed the chance to play Superman because he was busy on a raid.
MrBoogerPig
Source?
Guinnessthemenace
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wmfFT2iORVg 1:30 start
Thank you
goflyblind
hey, i play warcraft! (please don't ask the logical follow-up question)
WetBreadMan
what time is it?
time for some zug zug. *winks*
Foaly
What faction?
Efreeti
Taz'dingo!
CuntyBunchesofOats
Lok'tar ogar!
ASongofSassandIre
jodiethegeek
Anyone know the context of this? Like, what interview or what they were actually talking about?
bronze80
So Henry acknowledged that with a side glance as they were talking about her 2/2
At this point in the interview one of the shows writers or producers mentioned the importance of Ciri, that actresses character 1/2
Nice, thank you!
VodkaReindeer
Oh, it's her! Didn't recognizer her looking so cute. Explains the reaction. Youths!
4shizzlemynizzle
boobs
SlightlyNormal
Grow up
Poopie.
UlfhednarSkol
Dont be a soured muffin
normally stuff tends to. unless you're a root. then you grow down.
Doomgriever
YourMomHasHerOwnZipCode
She's got a crush on ol' Hank.
Cilvaa
She wants him to give her a spank
JohnCheshirsky
Oh got he's Henry, which means he IS Hank, goddammit. Why is Henry such a sexy, royal name, while Hank is such a dorky fucking one.
I mean ffs, Henry is King of England. Hank is king of the hill.
Fuck yourself.
Allyourpointsarebelongtous
Perfect
Who the fuck calls Henry's Hank?
Me. He's a very likable guy.
And it's actually short for Henry. Just so ya' know.
CertifiedPreOwnedButtPlug
Hank is almost always short for Henry
Never met a Hank in my life. Another example of Americans ruining things
It's also (like Dick) just not an attractive name. Or Peggy for Margaret. Makes no sense, but here we are.
BabyFarkMcGeeZax
v
BeaveIt2Leaver
There you go, getting high on your own supply....
HodgeNPodge
I'd love to disappoint him.
242DL
Thats not how it works. Girls don't disappoint dudes!
dragonsbait
I could disappoint you.
296243
Yes they do
LiarLiarPantsUntier
I've had an experience where it would've been preferable to rub a cactus in your groin.
Oh honey, yes we do.
ChicanoBatman
I would too, and I'm a straight male.
Be a first time healer in a max level raid in WoW
literallyjustsomedude
?????
SirDuddleZboob
Good to see that comment made by a woman, self-deprecating humour ain't just for dudes
squelcheswetly
How do you know that comment was made by a woman?
.. because she used a gif of a woman?
SirDuddleZboob is correct, I am female.
Fuck yeah! Thank you
Drapetomanius
Welcome to the internet, where the men are men, the women are men, and the kids are men from the FBI.
FallingStar7669
What an amazing casting for Superman. Shame the writing was terrible.
yumyums
It’s the Netflix show The Witcher
whyWontKeiraKnightleyReturnMyPhoneCalls
He and affleck were completely wasted. Don’t blame either of them for moving on but man what could’ve been... =\
TheSecondPiewackit
Meh, with the right script you could get both of them back. DC needs a Kevin Feige.
Cavill maybe, but they already recast Batman... :/
tedharris02
Can you imagine being attractive enough to make a girl blush? Me neither
[deleted]
Smacketywack
See that? She wanted to stay ‘married.’ It’s all in how you look at it.
Mickeysofine
I don't need to imagine it. This post has an example.
agmlego
Yeah, I can. Turns out I have had a heckuva glow up from hormones. It was a good weekend!
tennessine
I once made a young and attractive nun blush in a bus in Poland. Well, she was probably quite deprived of male eye contacts.
Kbantar
I can make my partner blush, and I'm just average looking. :)
Gramzon666
Nope, its the only reason why im looking at stuff like this
bhobby1212
If I had a dollar for every girl that didn't find me attractive eventually they would.
begbietossesapint
ColossalBalls
I usually get mean mugs for smiling at them and saying hi.
GlenL
*gif of Emilia Clarke splooshing when Mat LeBlanc ask her how she's doing*
Artvod
I do make a girl blush just by looking at her once in my life, but it was only cause I was confident. I'm far away to be that attractive
Diverge
Well, atleast i'm known to be getting a few laughs
Wileydj
I'm sure you just need a haircut, bud. Making girls blush is easy once you like yourself.
MoBuJoBu
It's fun sometimes but mostly awkward
Paccc
ImplodingPumpkin
Can you imagine being ugly enough to make people look away?
Isorikk
I've made a girl have a similar reaction, except she was turning away to gag
Coldfireknight0
Where's the gif of Geralt talking about his first monster?
FrigidNinja78
Haha me too. It was our first date and she vomited on my shoes. I ended up dating one of her friends who was out with her at the time ?
Dentistman
Even if i could, i wouldnt fucking notice it because i require flashing lights and arrows and subtitles
CommissarFuklaw
And multiple forms, notarized, in triplicate, witnessed by at least 3 other parties confirming attractuon/intent/consent.
Rhysers
Damn. A comment with more upvotes than the post.
mormacil
I make my mom blush all the time
ohthatsgood
me too!
WhatsGoingOnUpstairs
Aaaa.... trac...... tive?
Rignak
Works the same way if you're fug ugly!
0118999881999119725dotdotdot3
I know exactly what that’s like... no I don’t
Sansaucundoute88
As a matter of fact, he did not. - Morgan Freeman
deekermans31415
Sure we do, we've seen a great video reference to know!
ingenredes
Upvote just because of you username.
Wearegrid2
You mean you know how it feels to blush after looking at Henry Cavill? Yes, don't we all.
CableGuyLover
As a girl: the secret to making us blush is a nice, sincere smile, a good joke, a compliment (not a creepy one though) 1/2
It isn't really about looks. A relaxed, kind and confident man is super attractive to most of us. 2/2
Mrflabs
I once made a girl on the bus move away to the back seat just by asking what time it was?
extremisttt
Dude, she had a boyfriend.
jolinkevin
I'm Ron Burgundy?
mrose50
Wow people willingly sit near you on the bus? Fuckin James Bond over here thinks he's like the rest of us.
JeffreyBarter
I always do double play. I refuse to sit next to anyone attractive, so they would not think I sat next to them because they are attractive.
Well I got 6 points in 10 minutes so I got that going for me at least.
g1tdat
Did you have a catastrophic rectum valve malfunction prior to asking the question?
Nay i didn't
She might have crop dusted you then, or she clearly saw a time keeping device and thought you were hitting on her.
Naw my phone died
IHateHumanInteraction
I know what's it's like to make a guy nauseous just from a look. So...I've got that going for me, which sucks.
GreatOdinsTaint
I make women turn red all the time, but it's usually because of the embarrassment.
TeamSpicyTacos
Actress who played yennefer refused a body double for sex scenes. Imagine being that hot.
shytkatapult
I’m sure she’d love to meet you, Uncle Fester
MatrimBloodyCauthon
Fair.
Vijo
I may have a good imagination, but I don't think I can go *that* far. Wow.
YurgenGrimwood
Nono just add a ripped body and you're there
DavoMoto42
https://www.digitalspy.com/tv/ustv/a30325594/the-witcher-anya-chalotra-refused-body-double-naked-scenes/
harbingerjo
What's funny is she used a body double for the scene with Istredd, but she wanted Henry all to herself.
vahnn
I immediately asked myself if this was the case.
I thought that mightve been a double
PyroAvok
Also prosthetics.
Too bad the actress who played yennifer is too old for his taste.
misspostmarked
Everyone downvoting this doesn’t realize Henry’s average gf age is like 20 lol
badexampleforagrownup
marchingAntz
He dates high schoolers and girls not old enough to drink. LOOK IT UP.
iWishThereWasAWayToDeleteThis
No, no he doesn’t but you know who does? Your mom!
Be sure to let everyone know when your first pube pops out sonny.
Kiriande
He dated one girl 13 years younger in 2016. When he was 32. Yeah ok, 19 is a tad young, but that girl was old enough to decide to date a 32
She was still in high school. He’s predatory. Anya Chalotra is 23. Which makes her 4 years too old for him.
-year-old. All his other relationships that I can find had less of an age difference. So go complain about someone who's an ACTUAL problem.
Merrigan917
Also isn’t 19 in fact old enough to drink in the UK?
TapiocaMartini
Yeah, I'm pretty sure she did that so she could gyrate half naked on superman.
CatchingBubbles
Gyrate. +1
doesntmatter
Yes? That's what he was saying.
Wizardicus
Say again?
Sayagain
What's up?
HedonistBeard
On superman's body double.
NapkinBob
ArtyomReaper
You know it's funny everytime there's an attractive guy or a guy that gets a cute girl, you have this comment as top comment. I already knew
this would be here just from the thumbnail.
Sheldonian
I guess i should consider myself lucky, I've also made a girl make a disgust face and i wasn't even trying to look at her but such is life
TheGangle
rmsrmsrms38
valkrez
D4rkmatter
She's like 14
8inchThrowaway4reddit
She's 18... They're still too many years apart though
RavioliAficionado
They're both adults and clearly want to. Where's the harm in it?
"clearly want to" aha... Lol you got that from this gif or do you have other sources to base that claim on?
Erbicom2
Nope, not for sex. For a relationship, yes.
QuestionsaboutSanity
18, freya allan
NomDeImguerre
He's very much not, though.
dreamstamp
He likes them young, it’s rather disgusting.
Wtf?
reineseele
.oO(deepfake <_< you are a nasty brain)
GreggityDiggity
God, he's handsome.
dennydorko
My go to for saying a dude is good looking is "I wouldn't mind looking like him."
He is one of the reasons I'm sure I'm not completely a lesbian.
JohnKillick
YOU’RE HANDSOME
degenerator
The ultimate "guy that your girlfriend tells you not to worry about."
thequicksilver
He has to be, since the scrubby gob can't act for shite.
classicgrinder
Thank you! It's hard to listen to him. So awkward yet so handsome. Like a hot girl with a donkey laugh.
snowfork
"Hmm.... Fuck"
Spunkdust
Scrubby gob? Hahaha. Do pray tell...
Bleppo
As a straight man, let me tell you, fuck yeah he is
Davadin
true Clark Kent IMHO...
Jonnymarre
So is she
willpostanything
God: yes
Hemelsblauw
He is so handsome in the witches, that I stopped watching. Never had experienced that before.
AkUrbanPanda
who? Fat Cavill? (source: Graham Norton)
AxCharm
my partner won't even watch the witcher with me he's so jealous lol i watched it twice :)
hiddenequality
I had no issues watching it with my gf
elevengoldfish
Does he know about all the boobies in the show? Yen, for example, has a perfect set.
Brucecori2
My bf and I are both bi so it's nice to watch stuff together. Mmm. Geralt.
LadyKahluaSin
Same! He blames it on the "bad" acting, lol.
hirvipelko
Sure, but not at all my type
KatMacNeill9
But that hairline is making a run for it
3654798521
and he plays a healer in WOW....
Sigge1981
I imagined him playing a tank.
goldensunrising
So he's a bottom?
If anything I'd say that means he's a top. No healer = imminent failure lol.
Monkey1Overlord
You're confusing healers with tanks.
BobLoblawLawBomb
True, Tanks do take a pounding
InternationalHouseofPaincakes
Definitely a top, healers like to punish bad behavior.
leperoutcastunclean
I like to control who lives and who dies. Mostly who dies.
jjoommppaa8888
No. He's a keeper
Heyitsarchra
Ah so a real good Holy Priest.
I was thinking more of a old timer resto shaman. Chain heal for everyone!
eidolways
He definitely has the chin for roles like this.
BoppXyro
Unbelievably so.
ChewyChewbacca88
But he always looks like he has no emotions. It unsettles me.
iamthemadz
He has facial symmetry. That is something every "handsome" person usually has in common.
AwkwardlyUncomfortable
That isn’t the only factor though. Look at Ryan Gosling; his eyes aren’t symmetrical but he’s considered handsome by many
There is something to be said about having uniqueness, but that is more of an exception than the rule.
That’s a good point. I think one of the key factors is facial structure ratios as well
Segagenesischalmers
Fat people can be symmetrical. It's also because his face looks like a sculptor made him
It also looks like his face didn’t fuse together properly in the womb.
OliverClothesoff70
They don’t tend to hire ugly dudes to be Superman.
balaclava1
Didn’t someone hire Nic Cage
When did Nic Cage play Superman?
Hired to play != did play
Se7enPr1me
it ended up not happening
Didn't say never. I said they don't tend to.
I’m not trying to gotcha you...just insult nic cage’s
Face
Anapollosun
Yeah, he made me realize that, while I'm not completely gay, I would definitely make some exceptions.
MeestowKitty
I feel like Cavil's nickname should be "The Exception."
SpringToMyWinter
Antoni from queer eye
You’re half gay ?
IndexPlus
Mine are Ryan Reynolds and Dwayne Johnson
ValyrianHero
Jason momoa and Peter Steele
onecowboytoo
I am pretty sure that makes you at least bi.
LetumComplexo
Him and the running dude from that meme a decade ago.
Sheepyhead
Welcome to bi/pan life lol
BiCuriousGeorge11
I believe the term is “hereto-flexible”
rashindus1962
I think you meant "hetero-flexible". "Hereto-flexible" sounds like your exception is Slaanesh.
Haha yep, damn auto correct
edward8767
You're bi. Congratulations!
I can live with that.
Cherrypoppins69420
You think you could handle all that???
EmmaJean231
I'd give him a go.
Leithreas
The dude plays WoW and PC games, you could take breaks.
Not even a little
ProfessorPoopyButthole
It's good to be honest.
The13thDude
Guess she’s gonna have to get used calling him daddy in another context too
thenewteddy
Freya Allan and Henry Cavill
bussinsuds
She is adorable!!!!
type1eagle
forthoseabouttobork
She is too frickin cute.
Justchillindylan
It’s that damn jaw line
XplodingUnicornGlitter
He is so insanely hot, it's almost unbelievable.
SaphirasSexDoll
Only thing about The Witcher I disliked was not seeing Geralt's schlong.
bratwurstpenis69
same bro
dormfive
Appithy1
https://i.imgur.com/cuYAp
ImJustaDudePlayingAnotherDude
She heard about his massive man tool
K47A
biggus dickus
SirShmoopyofAwesomtown
That was a sploosh moment
radioFREEmadras
JOKERZwild86
Yelled at my parents a while ago for making me ugly and not movie star hot
Fuckme721
Yep. This does it. Imma start losing weight and working tf out so I can be hot enough to do this.
snakeksssksss
Good man. Compound lifts, high frequency, no bro splits. This is the way.
GoooForPapaPalpatine
Was just thinking the same thing
IronCore
If you're serious look up a dude named Pavel Tsatsouline from Strong First.
mikexloo
Appithy1
Assholethecat
BSwann
Source https://youtu.be/H3ru5T4Xgxc
LordDebuchan
Nice. She even went with a second glance too lol
AntyMatter
When I was younger I had girls banging on my door all night long. Eventually I had to get up and let them out.
SoberAndBored
Bob Monkhouse?
AntyMatter
Or older...
amsterdam1981
Yeh, he can come n get it
BobKatt
findyourway14
That big fucker is attractive as hell.
adrirog10
The lil fucker too
adrirog10
Wait... How old is she?
SankariSuomi
18.
opdeliversifrequested
I used to have a girl that looked at me this way... yes I fucked it up... =-(
whathavewehere
"It" is such a strange name for a girl.
HenryLongfellowIII
She was a bit of a clown.
Appithy1
dedpaen
And he plays Warcraft!
BluLuna
And Overwatch!
GermanSausageIsTheWurst
And Total War: Warhammer
maelennfromterokkareu
What a nerd!
Nixissmall
Also does lots for animal conservation
Beardedgeek72
And the Witcher.
Berethian
Alliance, surely? Superman and all.
dedpaen
Sorry, Superman only picks winners.
Berethian
Definitely not the Horde then. How many times are we gonna have to put your Warchiefs down?
Legomaniac91
He almost missed the chance to play Superman because he was busy on a raid.
MrBoogerPig
Source?
Guinnessthemenace
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wmfFT2iORVg 1:30 start
MrBoogerPig
Thank you
goflyblind
hey, i play warcraft! (please don't ask the logical follow-up question)
WetBreadMan
what time is it?
goflyblind
time for some zug zug. *winks*
Foaly
What faction?
Efreeti
Taz'dingo!
CuntyBunchesofOats
Lok'tar ogar!
ASongofSassandIre
jodiethegeek
Anyone know the context of this? Like, what interview or what they were actually talking about?
bronze80
So Henry acknowledged that with a side glance as they were talking about her 2/2
bronze80
At this point in the interview one of the shows writers or producers mentioned the importance of Ciri, that actresses character 1/2
jodiethegeek
Nice, thank you!
VodkaReindeer
Oh, it's her! Didn't recognizer her looking so cute. Explains the reaction. Youths!
4shizzlemynizzle
boobs
SlightlyNormal
Grow up
forthoseabouttobork
Poopie.
UlfhednarSkol
Dont be a soured muffin
4shizzlemynizzle
normally stuff tends to. unless you're a root. then you grow down.
Doomgriever
YourMomHasHerOwnZipCode
She's got a crush on ol' Hank.
Cilvaa
She wants him to give her a spank
JohnCheshirsky
Oh got he's Henry, which means he IS Hank, goddammit. Why is Henry such a sexy, royal name, while Hank is such a dorky fucking one.
JohnCheshirsky
I mean ffs, Henry is King of England. Hank is king of the hill.
YourMomHasHerOwnZipCode
Fuck yourself.
Allyourpointsarebelongtous
Perfect
BSwann
Who the fuck calls Henry's Hank?
YourMomHasHerOwnZipCode
Me. He's a very likable guy.
YourMomHasHerOwnZipCode
And it's actually short for Henry. Just so ya' know.
CertifiedPreOwnedButtPlug
Hank is almost always short for Henry
BSwann
Never met a Hank in my life. Another example of Americans ruining things
CertifiedPreOwnedButtPlug
It's also (like Dick) just not an attractive name. Or Peggy for Margaret. Makes no sense, but here we are.
BabyFarkMcGeeZax
BeaveIt2Leaver
There you go, getting high on your own supply....
HodgeNPodge
I'd love to disappoint him.
242DL
Thats not how it works. Girls don't disappoint dudes!
dragonsbait
I could disappoint you.
296243
Yes they do
LiarLiarPantsUntier
I've had an experience where it would've been preferable to rub a cactus in your groin.
HodgeNPodge
Oh honey, yes we do.
ChicanoBatman
I would too, and I'm a straight male.
The13thDude
Be a first time healer in a max level raid in WoW
literallyjustsomedude
?????
SirDuddleZboob
Good to see that comment made by a woman, self-deprecating humour ain't just for dudes
squelcheswetly
How do you know that comment was made by a woman?
SirDuddleZboob
.. because she used a gif of a woman?
HodgeNPodge
SirDuddleZboob is correct, I am female.
SirDuddleZboob
Fuck yeah! Thank you
Drapetomanius
Welcome to the internet, where the men are men, the women are men, and the kids are men from the FBI.
FallingStar7669
What an amazing casting for Superman. Shame the writing was terrible.
yumyums
It’s the Netflix show The Witcher
Appithy1
whyWontKeiraKnightleyReturnMyPhoneCalls
He and affleck were completely wasted. Don’t blame either of them for moving on but man what could’ve been... =\
TheSecondPiewackit
Meh, with the right script you could get both of them back. DC needs a Kevin Feige.
whyWontKeiraKnightleyReturnMyPhoneCalls
Cavill maybe, but they already recast Batman... :/
tedharris02
Can you imagine being attractive enough to make a girl blush? Me neither
[deleted]
[deleted]
Smacketywack
See that? She wanted to stay ‘married.’ It’s all in how you look at it.
Mickeysofine
I don't need to imagine it. This post has an example.
agmlego
Yeah, I can. Turns out I have had a heckuva glow up from hormones. It was a good weekend!
tennessine
I once made a young and attractive nun blush in a bus in Poland. Well, she was probably quite deprived of male eye contacts.
Kbantar
I can make my partner blush, and I'm just average looking. :)
Gramzon666
Nope, its the only reason why im looking at stuff like this
bhobby1212
If I had a dollar for every girl that didn't find me attractive eventually they would.
begbietossesapint
ColossalBalls
I usually get mean mugs for smiling at them and saying hi.
GlenL
*gif of Emilia Clarke splooshing when Mat LeBlanc ask her how she's doing*
Artvod
I do make a girl blush just by looking at her once in my life, but it was only cause I was confident. I'm far away to be that attractive
Diverge
Well, atleast i'm known to be getting a few laughs
Wileydj
I'm sure you just need a haircut, bud. Making girls blush is easy once you like yourself.
MoBuJoBu
It's fun sometimes but mostly awkward
Paccc
Source https://youtu.be/H3ru5T4Xgxc
ImplodingPumpkin
Can you imagine being ugly enough to make people look away?
Isorikk
I've made a girl have a similar reaction, except she was turning away to gag
Coldfireknight0
Where's the gif of Geralt talking about his first monster?
FrigidNinja78
Haha me too. It was our first date and she vomited on my shoes. I ended up dating one of her friends who was out with her at the time ?
Dentistman
Even if i could, i wouldnt fucking notice it because i require flashing lights and arrows and subtitles
CommissarFuklaw
And multiple forms, notarized, in triplicate, witnessed by at least 3 other parties confirming attractuon/intent/consent.
Rhysers
Damn. A comment with more upvotes than the post.
mormacil
I make my mom blush all the time
Cilvaa
ohthatsgood
me too!
WhatsGoingOnUpstairs
Aaaa.... trac...... tive?
Rignak
Works the same way if you're fug ugly!
0118999881999119725dotdotdot3
I know exactly what that’s like... no I don’t
Sansaucundoute88
As a matter of fact, he did not. - Morgan Freeman
deekermans31415
Sure we do, we've seen a great video reference to know!
ingenredes
Upvote just because of you username.
0118999881999119725dotdotdot3
Wearegrid2
You mean you know how it feels to blush after looking at Henry Cavill? Yes, don't we all.
CableGuyLover
As a girl: the secret to making us blush is a nice, sincere smile, a good joke, a compliment (not a creepy one though) 1/2
CableGuyLover
It isn't really about looks. A relaxed, kind and confident man is super attractive to most of us. 2/2
Mrflabs
I once made a girl on the bus move away to the back seat just by asking what time it was?
extremisttt
Dude, she had a boyfriend.
jolinkevin
I'm Ron Burgundy?
mrose50
Wow people willingly sit near you on the bus? Fuckin James Bond over here thinks he's like the rest of us.
JeffreyBarter
I always do double play. I refuse to sit next to anyone attractive, so they would not think I sat next to them because they are attractive.
Mrflabs
mrose50
Well I got 6 points in 10 minutes so I got that going for me at least.
g1tdat
Did you have a catastrophic rectum valve malfunction prior to asking the question?
Mrflabs
Nay i didn't
g1tdat
She might have crop dusted you then, or she clearly saw a time keeping device and thought you were hitting on her.
Mrflabs
Naw my phone died
IHateHumanInteraction
I know what's it's like to make a guy nauseous just from a look. So...I've got that going for me, which sucks.
GreatOdinsTaint
I make women turn red all the time, but it's usually because of the embarrassment.
TeamSpicyTacos
Actress who played yennefer refused a body double for sex scenes. Imagine being that hot.
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shytkatapult
I’m sure she’d love to meet you, Uncle Fester
MatrimBloodyCauthon
Fair.
Vijo
I may have a good imagination, but I don't think I can go *that* far. Wow.
YurgenGrimwood
Nono just add a ripped body and you're there
DavoMoto42
https://www.digitalspy.com/tv/ustv/a30325594/the-witcher-anya-chalotra-refused-body-double-naked-scenes/
harbingerjo
What's funny is she used a body double for the scene with Istredd, but she wanted Henry all to herself.
vahnn
I immediately asked myself if this was the case.
TeamSpicyTacos
I thought that mightve been a double
PyroAvok
Also prosthetics.
shytkatapult
Too bad the actress who played yennifer is too old for his taste.
misspostmarked
Everyone downvoting this doesn’t realize Henry’s average gf age is like 20 lol
badexampleforagrownup
marchingAntz
shytkatapult
He dates high schoolers and girls not old enough to drink. LOOK IT UP.
iWishThereWasAWayToDeleteThis
No, no he doesn’t but you know who does? Your mom!
shytkatapult
Be sure to let everyone know when your first pube pops out sonny.
Kiriande
He dated one girl 13 years younger in 2016. When he was 32. Yeah ok, 19 is a tad young, but that girl was old enough to decide to date a 32
shytkatapult
She was still in high school. He’s predatory. Anya Chalotra is 23. Which makes her 4 years too old for him.
Kiriande
-year-old. All his other relationships that I can find had less of an age difference. So go complain about someone who's an ACTUAL problem.
Merrigan917
Also isn’t 19 in fact old enough to drink in the UK?
TapiocaMartini
Yeah, I'm pretty sure she did that so she could gyrate half naked on superman.
CatchingBubbles
Gyrate. +1
doesntmatter
Yes? That's what he was saying.
Wizardicus
Say again?
Sayagain
What's up?
HedonistBeard
On superman's body double.
NapkinBob
ArtyomReaper
You know it's funny everytime there's an attractive guy or a guy that gets a cute girl, you have this comment as top comment. I already knew
ArtyomReaper
this would be here just from the thumbnail.
Sheldonian
I guess i should consider myself lucky, I've also made a girl make a disgust face and i wasn't even trying to look at her but such is life
TheGangle
rmsrmsrms38
valkrez
D4rkmatter
She's like 14
8inchThrowaway4reddit
She's 18... They're still too many years apart though
RavioliAficionado
They're both adults and clearly want to. Where's the harm in it?
8inchThrowaway4reddit
"clearly want to" aha... Lol you got that from this gif or do you have other sources to base that claim on?
Erbicom2
Nope, not for sex. For a relationship, yes.
QuestionsaboutSanity
18, freya allan
NomDeImguerre
He's very much not, though.
dreamstamp
He likes them young, it’s rather disgusting.
D4rkmatter
Wtf?
reineseele
.oO(deepfake <_< you are a nasty brain)
GreggityDiggity
God, he's handsome.
dennydorko
My go to for saying a dude is good looking is "I wouldn't mind looking like him."
CertifiedPreOwnedButtPlug
He is one of the reasons I'm sure I'm not completely a lesbian.
JohnKillick
YOU’RE HANDSOME
degenerator
The ultimate "guy that your girlfriend tells you not to worry about."
thequicksilver
He has to be, since the scrubby gob can't act for shite.
classicgrinder
Thank you! It's hard to listen to him. So awkward yet so handsome. Like a hot girl with a donkey laugh.
snowfork
"Hmm.... Fuck"
Spunkdust
Scrubby gob? Hahaha. Do pray tell...
Bleppo
As a straight man, let me tell you, fuck yeah he is
Davadin
true Clark Kent IMHO...
Jonnymarre
So is she
willpostanything
God: yes
Hemelsblauw
He is so handsome in the witches, that I stopped watching. Never had experienced that before.
AkUrbanPanda
who? Fat Cavill? (source: Graham Norton)
AxCharm
my partner won't even watch the witcher with me he's so jealous lol i watched it twice :)
hiddenequality
I had no issues watching it with my gf
elevengoldfish
Does he know about all the boobies in the show? Yen, for example, has a perfect set.
Brucecori2
My bf and I are both bi so it's nice to watch stuff together. Mmm. Geralt.
LadyKahluaSin
Same! He blames it on the "bad" acting, lol.
Paccc
Source https://youtu.be/H3ru5T4Xgxc
hirvipelko
Sure, but not at all my type
KatMacNeill9
But that hairline is making a run for it
3654798521
and he plays a healer in WOW....
Sigge1981
I imagined him playing a tank.
goldensunrising
So he's a bottom?
Fuckme721
If anything I'd say that means he's a top. No healer = imminent failure lol.
Monkey1Overlord
You're confusing healers with tanks.
BobLoblawLawBomb
True, Tanks do take a pounding
InternationalHouseofPaincakes
Definitely a top, healers like to punish bad behavior.
leperoutcastunclean
I like to control who lives and who dies. Mostly who dies.
jjoommppaa8888
No. He's a keeper
Heyitsarchra
Ah so a real good Holy Priest.
jjoommppaa8888
I was thinking more of a old timer resto shaman. Chain heal for everyone!
eidolways
He definitely has the chin for roles like this.
BoppXyro
Unbelievably so.
ChewyChewbacca88
But he always looks like he has no emotions. It unsettles me.
iamthemadz
He has facial symmetry. That is something every "handsome" person usually has in common.
AwkwardlyUncomfortable
That isn’t the only factor though. Look at Ryan Gosling; his eyes aren’t symmetrical but he’s considered handsome by many
iamthemadz
There is something to be said about having uniqueness, but that is more of an exception than the rule.
AwkwardlyUncomfortable
That’s a good point. I think one of the key factors is facial structure ratios as well
Segagenesischalmers
Fat people can be symmetrical. It's also because his face looks like a sculptor made him
shytkatapult
It also looks like his face didn’t fuse together properly in the womb.
OliverClothesoff70
They don’t tend to hire ugly dudes to be Superman.
balaclava1
Didn’t someone hire Nic Cage
Sigge1981
When did Nic Cage play Superman?
balaclava1
Hired to play != did play
Se7enPr1me
it ended up not happening
OliverClothesoff70
Didn't say never. I said they don't tend to.
balaclava1
I’m not trying to gotcha you...just insult nic cage’s
balaclava1
Face
Anapollosun
Yeah, he made me realize that, while I'm not completely gay, I would definitely make some exceptions.
MeestowKitty
I feel like Cavil's nickname should be "The Exception."
SpringToMyWinter
Antoni from queer eye
ohthatsgood
You’re half gay ?
IndexPlus
Mine are Ryan Reynolds and Dwayne Johnson
ValyrianHero
Jason momoa and Peter Steele
onecowboytoo
I am pretty sure that makes you at least bi.
LetumComplexo
Him and the running dude from that meme a decade ago.
Sheepyhead
Welcome to bi/pan life lol
BiCuriousGeorge11
I believe the term is “hereto-flexible”
rashindus1962
I think you meant "hetero-flexible". "Hereto-flexible" sounds like your exception is Slaanesh.
BiCuriousGeorge11
Haha yep, damn auto correct
edward8767
You're bi. Congratulations!
Anapollosun
I can live with that.
Cherrypoppins69420
You think you could handle all that???
EmmaJean231
I'd give him a go.
Leithreas
The dude plays WoW and PC games, you could take breaks.
Anapollosun
Not even a little
ProfessorPoopyButthole
It's good to be honest.