therealistDonaldTrump
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Smooth as butter
Somewhere in Southern California
Dec 23, 2016 3:44 AM
therealistDonaldTrump
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Somewhere in Southern California
DrChristopherDuncanTurkTurkleton
I'm just looking for the shark in this pic...
DalekSECoOo
worst PS hack job I've seen in a while...
trinxter
That's swell!
ImNotSureAboutMostThings
I lived in southern cali for the majority of my life thus far and that is not from there
datma
Shopped
Femto505
The surfer looks a bit funky. Also poor resolution compared to rest of the photo
ReadOnlyMemories
You're shopped
TheWeathersFineUpHere
LoneTurnip
You. You. Give us smooth. Yeah you. Give us silky.
KatsDiscoBall
Lol no SoCal. I'm a native and our water is so murky you can't see the fist balled up to smack the inevitable shark headed your way.
Eeeeee6
ReallyBruhh
So Cal Beach native here, this might be true since the water still is green...SIKE!
MacAndMemes
Norcal surfer here; water up here is always murky af but sometimes the sun gods align with the stars and incidents similar to this happen
ZenAudio
So. SoCal had very few reef breaks that are surf worthy. Of those breaks. I can only think of 1. That would barrel. And that 1. Needs 1/2
ZenAudio
2/2. Needs to have some really big swell to produce a barrel. And the water is always murky.
ShibeDogeBork
I live in southern California. WHERE ARE THESE GORGEOUS WATERS?! Please tell me what beach this is.
RocketDolphin
Where is the gif of this?
crazycuban
As a socal native.
Codybear925
My thought exactly
MountainLionPhoto
As an OC native, agreed
HawkyTravers
We're not calling it that.
BunniesLair
That is beautiful.
Whatyatalkingabeet
HighLifeFeller
Your a fucking lier
vincentvangoghfyourself
laguna or dana pt perhaps
sumoMonster
This is a wave for ants.
DarkWhiteWolf
now somebody photoshop a shark coming towards him. And I will not be disappointed with Bruce from Nemo.
Ditavi
I kinda wanna lick that water
Imasinneryyc
Mmmnnnnnnngggg
pedrodelossantos
Is this real?
Azzreal69
I want to say no, i live in cali been all over and i have never seen ocean water that clear here, and sure as hell not in so. cal. Lol.
auddan
No it's just fantasy
Turdfergisn
Caught in a water slide?
auddan
No escape from reality.
panicattheavocado
Open your eyes
auddan
Look up to the waves and see
SirBozlington
No. small wave with a shopper surfer in it.
Mokitoshms
Oh my God..... I afraid of sea... How can some one do this.....
Scryptnotist
What if you could dip JUST your dick and balls in it? ... Like from a crane. Am I right?
tiggerscocain
it would feel like an ice cream.
LoveWastingMyTime
Top comment for now made me go:
wrecktangles
I'll just leave this here, https://youtu.be/vrmZAXezkhA
PhilMyFace
I love the Internet.
zorbivore
How high are you?
CaptainKingy
5 foot 9
TimLippe
Asking the important questions.
SarcasticHanSolo
I did that in a hot bath once. 8.5/10
bigredfiretruk
childs play, do it in hot wax
imgonnagotakearick
Showmeyourotters
Just the tip?
abundantbadgers
The fish will be like
UnicornCock
Just take my up doot
DankS0uls
AsAnEverythingCanConfirm
If I could favorite this I would!
bongswats4life
Dick and balls only. I have the perfect contraption to get it done! Can feel the silkyness gently steaming my balls with the current. Heaven
sebastionloeb
Just refreshing clean water washing the wedding vegetables.
bongswats4life
Wedding veggies was funny...
pencilv3ster
My recently deceased brother would be laughing hard at this with me. This comment helped me a bit thanks friend.
vevamper
Stay brave my brother.
pencilv3ster
Thanks brother
bongswats4life
say something the way your brother would have said it... I know bro, I know.
pencilv3ster
<3
bongswats4life
Sorry to hear that bro... yeah, there's a sense of humor shared between brothers that surpasses distance and time. You'll giggle about or
pencilv3ster
Yeah man we made each other laugh until we cried. To more than just me, he was the funniest person around. Fuckin stupid loss.
imnotlostinlifeijustdonthaveanywheretogo
He's gonna get a fright when that shark gets closer
Drake1492
So. Fucking. Pitted. Brah.
flarflarf
I've seen southern california beaches and I'm having a hard time believing this is one
Hvanalstyne
Way too clear and clean to be southern California
WayneSLuther
I scuba dive California... this is not what I see.
OutlawAggie
I too am a California diver, visibility so bad I'd lose my hand if it weren't attached to me
shintomagic
Reef looks about right and this glassy clear water can be had early in the morning, just go out and surf a bit.
TheDrunkenShinobi
Yeah it's definitely southern Cal***Mexico***
feryooday
Maybe Baja California?
myhairiswetrightnow
this isn't socal. i basically live at the beach this never happens and our water isn't that clear
itooliketoparty
It could be one of the smaller beaches in Laguna. Looks like early morning because it's not choppy. Not likely but possible.
grenader
It's clear like this at Scripps in San Diego.
AvielMenter
I'm looking out my window at a SoCal beach. That definitely isn't it.
UgaDawg718
Hawaiian checking in. Yeah I don't even think our waves break that smoothly... and our beaches>socal
s4mmie
I agree, I live in Hawaii, and we have beautiful beaches, but not any that break like that
LazyTheAssCat
This makes West palm beaches look like sewer water.
FragileReality
Intercoastal waterway, for the win!
therealistDonaldTrump
https://www.instagram.com/swell/?hl=en
governmentgavemeagun
"Image @miniwavesbydom"
theRx
So A) artistic Photoshopping B) Austalia
knownidiot
Definitely agree.
squintish
Out by the Channel Islands it's that clear sometimes, but that's still a weird ass wave.
Azjsy
Like Jersey/Guernsey Channel Islands?
pikazui
Channel Islands off the coast of Southern California
Azjsy
Well I never knew they existed! I live in the Channel Islands off the coast of France. I was going to say, we don't have reefs like that.
MissSmoo
I second this. Water's not that clear
Melichior
Minnesota checking in. Probably wasn't here either.
st1ckybutt0n
I feel like this joke is due a lot of credit, but people are just focusing on whether or not it's in cali. Thank you madam/sir. I laughed.
PlebosaurusRex
Lived in SoCal my whole life and yeah. Our water is murky af.
TheNewXFilesEpisodesAreBad
Same. All beaches are sandy. Any plant life is giant gross seaweed. Can't see past your ankles because of murky water. No floating syringes
sheshe87
Clearly shopped. Looks like a miniature wave (30cm) with a guy shopped in. not from cali though
governmentgavemeagun
Op's source says "Image @miniwavesbydom"
DignamWhenAskedaQuestion
Thank you.
Hoopdajon
exact;y what i was thinking