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FP Edit : Good to see Floridians represent! If your in the path of this a-hole, stay safe. Looks like us southern florida peeps may be out of this one!
Aug 29, 2019 10:57 PM
zamboofuthegreat
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FP Edit : Good to see Floridians represent! If your in the path of this a-hole, stay safe. Looks like us southern florida peeps may be out of this one!
kboyer36
Damnit, now I need to watch Galaxy Queat again. (Not that I'm complaining)
immortalbucket
Florida, in the way of yet another hurricane! as usual!
nubinMlemMaker
Remember, don't shoot at the hurricane, you'll only make it angry.
immortalbucket
hashtagblesst
By grapthars hammer, what’s a savings
ChickenBaconAndCheese
By Grabthar's Hammer, by the Suns of Warvan, you shall be avenged.
nubinMlemMaker
Hello from Ft. Myers!
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
Best line in the whole movie. And I loved the whole movie.
dragonfruitsonfire
Goddamn love the hurricane memes
wildred74
I'm actually kinda disappointed this year I thought there would be more by now
CygloPargen
Just nuke 'em /s https://www.axios.com/trump-nuclear-bombs-hurricanes-97231f38-2394-4120-a3fa-8c9cf0e3f51c.html
copingcabana
See if you can fashion a rudimentary lathe.
levijom
So long as the power stays on, I'm just chilling in Orlando playing Minecraft
Frenchbreadpizza
I do not miss the hurricanes.
Dapperworth
"Assault on Florida III". Episode 81 I think.
ConstantReader
anightlurker
Don't worry Florida, Trump's taken all the FEMA money for his garden wall. You are on your own this time.
nmgwynn
Never give up, Never Surrender
ConstantReader
TJ31
OregonFlyer
I see you managed to get your shirt off.
yabadabado
I’m in west palm beach. Definitely not looking forward to this one. More beer, more ice for the yeti. We’re all going to work tomorow too.
manicmalki
From this day forth that is the official Florida man motto.
somethingthathasntbeenused
By grapthars hammer you shall be avenged!
303SnowWolf
What a savings.
NorthernEmperorPOOSAMA
I think Trump might nuke it.
CP3oh
When do we fire the nuke?
ReginaKasteen
NOAA says we're not allowed to, the spoilsports. https://www.aoml.noaa.gov/hrd/tcfaq/C5c.html
DukeDarkwood
It wouldn't even work, and the winds that are pushing the storm our way would push the irradiated air our way, too.
jpiazza92
We’ll be fine.
TheLastBottleOfScotch
ohDannyBoi
Have some more pixels and a modern aspect ratio brother
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errrikblack
Doing the Lord's work
idontknowwhatyoudidlastsummer
Please Dorian, don’t be like Mic
Tortfeas0r
As a Georgian hearing that name,
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Dugalug
classic guy..
frickenunbelievable
Mara Lago.... never been a more corrupt organization.
jpatterson45
I’m not even supposed to be here. I’m just “Crewman Number Six”. I’m expendable.
LastoftheMcKettrickSupplicants
Maybe you're the plucky comic relief
ThrowAwayAcct0000
"Let's get out of here before one of those things kills Guy!"
FeminineBeeOnslaught
You have a name. DO I?!?
CarlottaVonSprockett
DO I????
GreaseMonkeyOfLove
Yeah, uh, you’re the guy, uh.....
nmgwynn
Vell, Zaphod's just ziz Guy... You know?
HisDudness
FriendlyNeighborhoodGrammarPerson
Nobody knows! You know why? Because my character isn't important enough for a last name!
didgeboy287
Quick, somebody paint a picture of Dorian so it stays a young and less dangerous Cat 1.
HumansAreAliensToFish
didgeboy287
My FIRST sick reference gif!
HumansAreAliensToFish
It’s my honor on a reference to twisted literature and also a joke i keep trying to make myself
Justalobstercowboy
Gonna hit me a Trump property
AdultPersistentAngst
There's plenty :/
DukeDarkwood
It's Florida, so I'm saying the odds are pretty likely. Oh, hey, I just checked, and it's even better. Mar's right in its path.
MissSassyPanties
We can hope for a silver lining cant we....wait...he'll just charge Floridians to rebuild it, nevermind. Dammit.
samtherat6
You know he’ll probably end up hiring illegal immigrants for the cheapest quote.
DukeDarkwood
Can't; kicked them all out.
WetGooseFarts
We'll be ok it's the ones that just moved down here that are freaking out
lagomorpha
Yep. I work at Publix. Natives were getting beer/snacks for hurricane parties. Non natives were pissed at the water rationing. 1/?
lagomorpha
You can always tell the natives from the not by what they are buying when there's a hurricane.
WetGooseFarts
It's funny to watch non natives go crazy when a hurricane comes
lagomorpha
Exactly. NO reason you nees 8 cases of water. Just clean and fill your bathtub like everyone else. And ice in the washer for alcohol & food.
thegonzoesquire
Oh no a hurricane in the southern US in August. Whats next forest fires in a jungle where the natives use fire to clear farmland....
veritasgear
Pretty asinine thing to say
DynamicMenace
Yeah, what's everybody even worried about?! It's just a hurricane! When has anything bad come from one of them?
thegonzoesquire
Never lived through one have ya? These whether jagoffs blow everyone of them out of proportion to the point of being more dangerous...
thegonzoesquire
Than the storms themselves. Its getting out of hand at this point sme with the snow....
secretsquirrel37
Exactly...this is literally called “hurricane season” in Florida. There’s a tornado alley in the mid west . Pretty sure they know the drill
MrPengy
I mean, we get snow every winter, but I still wanna know if it's gonna be six inches or six feet.
OllieGman
I’m aware that there are hurricanes but it’d be nice if Dorian doesn’t destroy my roof.
veritasgear
Hey fuck you man, you decided to live in florida, now face the consequences!!! /s
AdultPersistentAngst
Nice one! What county? PBC here.
chiefs86
Pasco!
mycouchstinks
Brevard here
gexmaster19910
Merritt island here
ShadowRaptor115
I'm from St. Pete but live in New Port Richey
lonewolf9556
Volusia
pennysmom1
Orlando!!
thegraybush
Alachua County checking in, yep no water, bread or gas.
AdultPersistentAngst
Damn, that sucks to hear. I'm going at about 3am for canned goods, water if possible. Best of luck to you and yours.
amuseddimples
Orange! Bring it bitch! (Not really. Please go away. I heard Georgia talking shit about your Momma.)
csWinslow
Flagler, checking in. *salute*
classiccatinthewall
Osceola
ericruff
Alachua! ( Gainesville )
AdultPersistentAngst
Go Gators *CHOMP*
TedFromTEDtalks
Hillsborough
junglewrestler
Hillsborough unite
CurieCat
Leon
HoraceHorseCollar
Hillsborough!
BalaurBondoc101
Sarasota/ Manatee here
YoureMyBrotherBear
Not many of us here on imgur
nowthisusernameistaken
Duuuuuuuvaaaaalllll!!!!!!
AdultPersistentAngst
That's where it's at!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
southernsatanist
Duuuvvaaall till we die!!!
RuthlessEngage
West Palm! And ready
AdultPersistentAngst
No shit? Can I message you?
abinormal0081
St. Lucie
Velvet1219
Miami Dade here :-D
DepressionAndDarkThoughts
Lake
BrowniesAndAnime
Leon!
cpjay2003
Polk
csWinslow
Flagler, checking in. *salute*
AdultPersistentAngst
My county has the Flagler Museum aka Whitehall. Absolutely gorgeous! Stay safe, Flagler County
onelovek
Pasco!
beenjammmin
Martin!
AdultPersistentAngst
Neighbor to the north, how's your prep going?
hadadrumstickandmybrainisstillstuck
Good. wawa has gas still
AdultPersistentAngst
This 11pm update was a doozy. It's starting to feel real. She Comin
illusoryaxiom
Seminole County reporting in
DaisukeAramaki
Gonna comment on this one too, so I can come back afterwards and see if the locals are alright.
DaisukeAramaki
All good? Pretty minor here
Chrisdaemonium
PBC also here!!
AdultPersistentAngst
I just left the Walmart Supercenter on Southern. Ransacked. Where about are you?
Chrisdaemonium
My mistake. PCB. Bay County
ProlapsingPrincess
Citrus!
writtenconsentofMLB
Hillsborogh
Sapphirewolf
Volusia here.
10001110101periodictablewithasantapieceofmind
Where my Key people at?
SweetGingerJane
/wave from someone also currently in Volusia.
Ashrieka
Also Volusia. Stay safe friends!
Sapphirewolf
/wave Howdy neighbor. Stay safe, don't do anything too insane
thisisnotaseasyasitlooks
Lake. Not a bottle of water, loaf of bread, or gallon of gas to be found.
AdultPersistentAngst
Such a busy metropolitan area you're in. You're like surrounded by large cities with different attractions. you have food/water?
Girlsgotacaseofthemunchies
Seminole here. People losing their minds here too!
DaisukeAramaki
For sure. I'm commenting all the Seminole ones to check back in after it's over. Stay safe!
DaisukeAramaki
All good? Was minor here I think
Whatshutupwhat
Orange! Wait, why are we excited?
AdultPersistentAngst
I don't know! Just match the intensity!
BlackAssMamaWhiteAssDaddy
Broward!
AdultPersistentAngst
Hey, neighbor.
LolaMorg
Pinellas!
Nottheuseryouarelookingfor
There are dozens of us!
WilPower
Ditto
ConchoidalFracture
Same!
darthragnar239
PBC here!!!!! What up!?!?
AdultPersistentAngst
We having fun yet? Shit got real at 11pm! WPB here.
darthragnar239
Yo! Lake Worth!!
AdultPersistentAngst
L Dubbbbbbb! I miss working (driver) in Lake Worth. Used to see some of the best, craziest shit. Lol
darthragnar239
Yo, seriously. I'm originally from Naples, so it was quite the adjustment.
jeorad
St. Lucie here (southeast’s side of the state). I’m in for a fun time.
AdultPersistentAngst
An hour south here, PBC. We gonn dieeeee
jeorad
Yeah me reading the updates today like
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AdultPersistentAngst
I'm shoving my face full of junk food, snacks and weed. I'm going out happy, if I'm going out.
jeorad
Yup I’ve got beer, TP, and Oreos. At this point I’m just like fight me you windy bitch
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picklenickle
Seminole
Lasgo
Best County
DaisukeAramaki
Seminole County is definitely not best county. I would know, I'm trapped there :P
Lasgo
I lived in Seminole County for almost 30 years, It's the best county in FL baby.
DaisukeAramaki
Lol well I’d be more inclined to agree if we ever got a decent breeze to clear away the humidity :D
Blastergv9
PBC represent!
AdultPersistentAngst
Worrrrrdddd 561! Are you ready? No one's ready. Why do I even ask
digdoug78
I got 3 grams of kush and a poncho!
AdultPersistentAngst
So you're good for the first 7 minutes ;) blaze up!
Blastergv9
I'm always ready. Ain't no way this is going to hit us dead on though. Never seen one turn south like they are projecting.
zamboofuthegreat
Lee county here
sydwiffle
Me too!
AdultPersistentAngst
So.. $1M question. Are you ready?
zamboofuthegreat
I was ready at the start of hurricane season. Not much to worry about with this one.
AdultPersistentAngst
And why's that, just wondering? Seems pretty serious to me!
zamboofuthegreat
Nothing is ever for sure with these things, but the path it is taking looks like it will just graze us in south west FL.