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Oct 31, 2021 6:15 AM
Sya5
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Txernobog
That's what it says... Also says "vegetarian" below, and it marks it as an abomination.
DeepThought420
pr3viso
You can't get a more explicit description than that
jixathejinx
Knew a woman named Susan whose married name was Zapata.
metroid2
Piornet
I've had it, it's very good
labtob
probleblynottt
It’s actually really good.
DeepThought420
Soy chorizo...you ate my father, prepare to be dissapointed.
Spanky93
Oh shit! Loved that!
zafner
Ass chorizo? Sounds delicious
LordofSadFace
As a mexican, it took me longer to get than i want to admit
kaoticgirl
Soy-rizo is fucking good.
TheWombatStrikesAgain
I am Chorizo Montoya. You ate my father. Prepare to die.
pmgrohman4
bubbasparxx
TyrannosaursInF14s
Why is this so enjoyable to me?
Serenitis
Tag yourself in this. I'm the audible knife drop of irritation.
pzummo
I could watch this all day.
lachupacabra1337
Que chengado es eso, Si estan aciendo bein mamones en este mundo
rabbithlon
I mean, it was warned on the text and I still fell for it when looking at the photo. Call it Chorizo de Soja, you cheaters.
chetnixandflill
Hola chorizo, soy tu papa.
Skawomplious
To be fair, Cacique is nasty chorizo. Probably couldn't tell the difference.
Nalianna
Soy un perdidor. i'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me.
labtob
drive-by body piercin'
PotatoesCatnip
Hey! I’ve actually had a good amount of tasty fake meat !
jmtpl1973
Hola Chorizo, soy papa.
shinagami091
To be fair, that actually is pretty bad marketing. Or good I guess if their intention was to buy the soy garbage instead of the real deal
nero4ty2
Soy stuff is pretty good
Bonesy84
I’m in the middle of losing weight and veggie chorizo is keeping me sane! It tastes good and it’s way lower in calories
toddofla
Stuff is awesome. I use it for nachos, so good I have to stop myself from eating to death
sleepinggreenidea
Of all the faux meats, soysauge is probably the closest-tasting just b/c it's aping something heavily seasoned and a bit processed.
bearded3d
I use it to make some bomb breakfast burritos
llortamai
This is the way.
Roninchef13
Read the ingredients on the other ones, you'll probably stick with Soy unless Beef Salivary Glands are your thing?
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Chorizo isn’t beef? It’s a cured/fermented Iberian pork sausage
nero4ty2
Multiple styles exist
detour512
Don't read the label and just cook it and eat it, you'll love it.
RufusTheNakedMoleRat
I mean, they're using more of the animal, and it still tastes good, so... yes?
FreebooterFox
Bruh, cow stomach soup is a comfort food and tripe tacos is a staple for these folks. Rest assured they have no qualms about chorizo.
candineret6
My name's Soja, Chorizo de Soja. Call a bondulancia, me ha dado un stronk...
Dragonfury5
Went to see No Time To Die last night, this just kept circling in my head like a horrible earworm.
TedFromTEDtalks
railgap
Predacane35
TheYoungJaywalker
Katabare
Derame
candineret6
Derrame*
Katabare
Lol so you do know
Abrahamn
Darude*
youcancallmesusanifitmakesyouhappy
Sandstorm
D4RK3CH0
As someone who eats an omnivorous diet. I prefer this to the real chorizo any day.
MetaSomma
Can confirm, many veg/vegan meat replacements are just as good or even better. They're different, but surprisingly good
HiVizDiver
This. I eat probably way too much red meat, and I prefer this to the real thing.
PooPculture
Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow!
thenewjuniorexecutive
The cow's probably fine with it
Tristanisawesome
Soyrizo and eggs for breaky...mmmmmm
YesmynameisGreg
Soyrizo is perfect for pizzas. Real gets too greasy.
DrFartGood
I’m with you. It’s a lot less greasy and pretty much scratches the same it.
SinStar87
it's so spiced I wonder if anyone would know the difference?
DiaryOfAFatKid
I can taste the difference, but honestly as someone who doesn't like fake meat. It is the best I've ever had and would eat it any day.
Emiloo74
Agreed. I rarely eat the veg chorizo but def prefer it over the meat version in some applications.
llortamai
Look at the ingredients on regular chorizo. Lymph nodes and salivary glands are the top 2 ingredients. I love meat, but soy is ok for this.
llortamai
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MarxAvenger
They're both good. Slightly different texture (I think soy is better) slightly different flavor profile (I think meat is better).
D4RK3CH0
I'm not big on gristle. I find most chorizo have chunks of gristle and it ruins the experience. Soyrizo gives you flavor and no gristle.
MarxAvenger
Yeah, just not quite as good flavor imo. Also, the trick for chorizo is cook it way longer than you think. Reduce, then crisp.
Wampapoodoo
Says vegetarian right on label
FiftyShadesOfBroccoli
Could be ovo-lacto-pesco-pollo-porco-vegetarian.
bourdu
We were transported by the exotism, Ciao !
IMoveWithTheEleganceOfAnAfricanElephant
hey now, it's en Español. Spanish for "vegetarian" is pretty indecipherable en ingles: "vegetariano" o "vegetariana"
chilloutdawgyouknowyoumyboi
I believe this is one of these, wadayacall it; jokes.
Antumanke
They could have been talking about the pig...?
NapoleonDynOmite
Doesn't matter. The pork version sucks ass too
stronomer
But if one read that, one couldn't publicly complain afterwards, couldn't one?
talkingtothepast
Maybe English isn't native to them so chorizo stuck out and the green, small English kinda disappeared.. maybe?
LeadPrick
nobody reads cursive in food labels, you weirdo. you probably also pour milk into your bowl before the cereal, don'tcha? jk btw
ImplodingPumpkin
Do you later than noodles or the broth into your soup first?
BishlamekGurpgork
First I later in the wets, then later I first in the dust
SlyMrFox
It's...not in cursive.
Hyero
Personally I prefer pouring my milk from the bag into the cereal bag and then into my bowl.
AtsaMattaForMe
you don't?
BunterTheMage
You put the cereal in first so you know how much milk to use.
AmbassadorOfAndrew
Milk over cereal so all the cereal gets a little milk over it before you eat it, not just the bottom pieces.
Cenodoxus
The letters are in sans serif, not cursive.
ButtTrumpett
Looks to be a slab serif to me, or just a normal serif, but I’ve been wrong before ¯\_(ツ)_/¯