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Jun 26, 2025 10:24 PM
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Kwyjor
There are lots and lots of videos that look impressive and might fun to watch, but are not likely to be particularly representative of your personal experience.
oGthdsCGAN
Thank you, now i am thinking about rock climbing all the time.
PointlessNips
I always would liken it to "How many people have you gone to the movie with." To show the absurdity of numbers but I like this one more.
eronth
Feels a tad forced to me after a bit.
Snow44444
My climbing partner has an enormous rack.
Freightshaker
If you climb the wrong rock, you might get to carry a piece of it for the rest of your life.
ALTEFFFOUR
I rock climb by myself.
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
That's called... rock climbing as well, actually.
jake557
I am suddenly reminded of a specific part of the book God Emperor of Dune that I hadn't thought about for many years.
ALTEFFFOUR
I know exactly the part you mean.
Spiffytown
Where do the Sherpas come in?
ThrowingSchadenfreude
Like fluffers for porn?
thebonesofmyancestors
#1 At the same time, there's nothing wrong with feeling more comfortable "rock climbing" with someone who has similar experiences "rock climbing". Never judge someone for how many times someone has "rock climbed", but feel free to decide you'd prefer to be with someone who has a similar number of "climbs". Nobody gets to tell you what your requirements are for a rock climbing partner. Only you get to decide that.
GiftedMagnet
i guess free solo was just a metaphor
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
I liked this verymuch
ThrashAndChemistry
I always likened dating to the campsite rule: You don't have to camp at a site forever, but you should never leave a campsite worse than you found it.
idrinkcheapbeer
And I grew up with my stepdad sinking beer cans in the Barnegat Bay saying shit like "less waste for us to clean up"
makeamericasmartagain9000
I like that, never heard it before
ThrashAndChemistry
Thanks. I doubt it's original, but it is still a good philosophy.
Alzeido
but some people shit in a bag and throw it at the walls so unless you want to clean it, its worse than when found.... not surehow this relates to sex.
ThrashAndChemistry
If your campsite has walls, it may not be a campsite.
Less sex, more dating: sometimes you've gotta help the owner of the campsite clean up the grounds to make your - and anyone else's in the future - more enjoyable.
GrandPubabofMoldistan
I see this man hasn't done the poollercoaster
drivergrrl
I much prefer rock climbing over sex, so I'm not sure this works for ace spectrum types.
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
You now have a much better understanding of sex even though you haven't had it!
MrStealYourGiF
Some people just obsess over the gadgets and equipment.
bill4935
My grandfather has a huge picture of an erupting volcano on his wall. Should I be worried? Do I say anything to Grandma4935?
doobiedoobop
Temperature play does need to be carefully negotiated
amp99
Stay safe out there.
MrStealYourGiF
For when you're not sure which one the cute new friend had in mind.
The701
Gotta have that PP E.
MuttMonkey
A++
Hey, completely unrelated, but does anyone want to go rock climbing?
SirPhobosKnightofMarsBeaterofAss
are we talking actual rock climbing? Like in a harness, upaginst a wall, getting sweaty, then yes.
psugab
No, but I really want to have sex soon
JeYdevoir
Sex while rock climbing? 🤔
Alzeido
I do but i'm overweight so nobody wants to go with me :(
MuttMonkey
There is always someone.
Maybe not someone you want, but always someone.
Alzeido
who wants to go rock climbing with someone overweight and unable to carry their own weight?
MuttMonkey
Try rephrasing that.
"Who wants to try and conquer this mountain of meat?"
Or
"Anyone want to oil up and try to stay on top?"
Alzeido
i dont want sex i want to climb this rock, some kids threw my shoes up there!
DoveLeiger
Is bouldering masturbation?
BuddhasBodyguard
Ya know, it kinda is. Upvote for ya!
lordmaxwell
I do sometimes struggle to get up on my own, yeah
amp99
I don't think I want to know what potholing is equivalent to.
Ultemus
What about spelunking?
amp99
I'll try anything once.
Zaranthan
Twice if it makes me cum.
lordmaxwell
Get all nutty in that putty cave.
Ultemus
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