Armadillo!

Mar 16, 2026 12:26 AM

Absolute pests where I live. They DIG everything.

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I wish to pet the furtle

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From my backyard a few years ago.

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These animals gotta be what inspired the creators of Pokémon. I mean look at it, it's already *in* a Pokéball!

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Happy lil guys!

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Sonic should have been an Armadillo. "Gott ago Fas! Waaaak"

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Well thank you bc one of my favorite things is grownups having wholesome show and tell, and also armadillos.

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Mr pee pee feet. That's the type of nickname that sticks with a fella

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You walk in just ONE little puddle of piss...

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When I was overseas, my sergeant told us all about how his wife would be on his feet in the shower. Somehow this nickname didn't occur to me LOL

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A little three-banded guy!

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I would name him Rollie Pollie Ollie.

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God really made backup cats

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The way they walk very much reminds me of the Land Striders in The Dark Crystal.

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Just say no to leprosy dude

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Not a good pet choice unless you can for provide them adequately. A suitable outdoor enclosure is a must, is not a house pet.

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When I lived in Guatemala, the neighbours brought an armadillo they had found in the jungle to show to us. They are unique creatures I'm not used to seeing.. coming from California. I'm glad I got to meet space travel the creature.

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Not me considering the practicality of having a pet armadillo

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it occurs to me that I have no idea what armadillos are called in German, which is my native language

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We call it "Gürteltier", dear! (Dreibinden- oder Siebenbindengürteltier)

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The internet has made me desire yet another exotic pet.

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Armadillos are just possums with fully upgraded armor.

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LOL I had no idea they were so cute and such adorable clowns!

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This guy is a three-banded armadillo. They are from south america and quite a bit smaller than nine-banded armadillo's you will find in the US.

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Thanks. :) Now I want one...

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I was just reading about Hansen's Disease yesterday

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forget about Hansen's Disease, what about leprosy?!??!

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Same thing- Hansen's Disease is the modern name for it

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( /s )

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ARMADILLO! CRUNCY ON THE OUTSIDE CHEWY ON THE INSIDE!.....oh hang on, thats Cadbury Boost bars

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...Do you remember your first diam bar?

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One time on acid there was an armadillo in my backyard but every time I looked directly at it, it was a tree root. Also, the cheese on the pizza was breathing.

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Mmm leprosy.

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only on Nine-banded armadillos, the rest dont really carry it.

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these comments show up on literally ever armadillo post lol

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It's the only North American land mammal known to natively carry the disease. That's both interesting and concerning, and worth noting, because influencer culture has made "you just HAD to touch it" into much less of a joke.

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because armadillos are awesome

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Are armadillo found in a pet store?
If from a pet store would they have medical vaccinations?
And would they be treated for Leprosy?
or are people just taking them from the wild?

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3 bands don't carry leprosy

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Do... do they have little hooves, or are they walking on claws?

Yeah, I've never seen an armadillo in real life.

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“Soft on the inside, crunchy on the outside! Armadillo!”

(TV advert for Dime Bars back in the 90’s, not suggesting eating the lil dude)

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claws, it looks like.

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For digging!

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They have claws

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Do they walk ON them? That's kinda what it looked like.

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They do.

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That's really interesting. Thanks!

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Ballerinas

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Armadillos are really cool. I just don’t think they should be a pet

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Why not? Lizards are pretty popular as are mice and rats.

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For starters they’re carriers for leprosy

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I mean...

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They absolutely shouldn't be. I hope this person is just rehabilitating them to get them back out in the wild or something, but the environment doesn't look like it's for rehabilitation.

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Why? What's the difference between them vs a cat or dog or rat or gerbil?

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domestication - domestic animals have changed genetics and have adapted to live with humans and with dogs genetic changes even let them eat our food.

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I mean they wouldn't have gotten that way overnight, domestication takes a long time.

Some animals however shouldn't be kept as pets because they are very feral or dont do well as pets. Like wild cats or nocturnal animals

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It’s gotta start somewhere

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Technically it doesn't have to, but we don't tend to give a fuck about what should or shouldn't happen to nature. We just do stuff for kicks

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This. I mean if its a injured in a way that it will no longer be able to survive in the wild I will give it a pass. But if it can be rehabilitated it needs to go back.

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Any reasoning behind it? Im actually curious.

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They can't be domesticated, require specialized care, and also carry serious diseases that can be transmitted to humans including leprosy.

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Ty, I remember the leprosy part now and that theyre pretty important for eating stuff we dont like I think idk

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Specifically the nine-banded armadillo is the most known potential carrier/transmitter. However IIRC there’s at least 2 other species discovered in Brazil that are natural carriers as well, and probably more I’m ignorant about

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Suddenly: Leprosy

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Totally curable. Worth it

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Only if you fuck it

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Aw, shit

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Easily one of the least contagious deseases out there...

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3 bands don't carry leprosy

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The Stones, Fitz and The Tantrums, and Tenacious D

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I need a Grammar Nazi to step in and verify that this is the correct use of an Oxford Coma... because it's breaking me :|

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Yeah, I was about to say, aren't they the major/only carrier of leprosy in the US?

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Only certain types of armadillo can carry it

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9 band, I believe

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Man, who has time to count the number of bands an armadillo has been in.

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Leprosy is curable by antibiotics. Not exactly the death sentence it was 2000 years ago. Also looking it up apparently about 95% of people have natural immunity to leprosy. The more you know.

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2000 years ago only ~30% of the people had immunity to it.

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You know what wasn't a death sentence in the USA only a decade ago and people had heard immunity to? Measles, whopping cough....

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It's nature's way of thinning out the children of stupid gullible people. Of course there will be collateral damage.

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I would still rather not get leprosy. You know all your friends and family will give you so much **** if you get it.

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God forbid you give them another reason to treat you like... well, like a leper.

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In future news: RFK Jr. Suggests everyone play with wild caught armadillos in order to build natural immunity.

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