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If you laughed, you're going to hell, I'll save you a seat
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Arliem
#5 can Sod off. Head looks like a giant tic-tic that was used to bugger a pissed jumbuck.
2NE1LSTNG
Jay Gatsby doesnt... The love interest driving his car does... and kills her husband's mistress.
LordCotton
Man, I ended up as Donkey Cong, the cheap knock off.
SuperSassySauce
Tonkey Fong
HQDefault
#28
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LenoraTheYinglet
And no one knew what we were reading.
CaffeineEnabler
Who's the Tic Tac in #5?
sarahsaurroar
I'd be Sonkey Cong .....Meh. *shrugs* Could be worse.
GameHunter115
#2 ...stoooooopp...
dizuckai
That’s a Colombian drink and it’s actually really tasty
SithLordDumbledore
Hi, I’m Donkey Song, and I am actually rereading Animorphs - but this time with my kids. Love this series.
dontmagpie
Hi, Im Aonky Hong, and im reading fanfic/rewrites of animorphs https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11090259/1/r-Animorphs-The-Reckoning
SheaBriar
A is not a consonant.
ImgurPlis
#12 these Blacked.com videos are getting weirder
MoxnesMonster6
I can tell #9 was taken at a Michael's store.
JeriSanchez
So, my girlfriend is puerto rican and her and her family do the hot chocolate and cheese thing... Is this madness contained to one island?
princessatigresa
Colombians put cheese in their hot chocolate. It’s actually really good.
Revergo
Jay Gatsby actually didn't hit anyone with his car. His mistress hit someone with his car.
LosPer
0x7c00
I too am confused
Jacob12jr
Am I missing something?
FallenReddit
The new Flintstones comic run, an incredible 12-issue series, had Fred and Barney participate in some genocide against the tree people
promatter
I saw this in a /co/ story time of DC’s Flintstones comic, Bedrock was home to the Tree People before they were wiped out in a war that...
promatter
... Fred and Barney fought in. Great read, lots of social commentary dripping with dark satirical humor, and a few puns here and there.
terithian
Maybe a reference to the DC Flintstones comic?
BanesOnAPlane
some DC comic http://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/dcn-wp/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/01194733/FLINT_5_2.jpg
dogiecat
am i retarded? still didn't got it
NiceGreenArrows
They participated in a genocide of lizard people, what else do you need to get?
LosPer
Thanks. I would have NEVER gotten that. That was DEEP INSIDE stuff. LOL.
HQDefault
That's surprisingly heavy for a Flintstones comic.
MaDMAnT4H2C0
Fuck the illuminate
Dyslexicbirch
#2
IWantedOneOfThoseLongUsernamesTooSoIGotOne
#19 Except for heartburn drugs, which all sound like Italian food. Omeprazole! Ranitidine! Lansoprazole in a nice cream sauce! *chef kiss*
tzxAzrael
#19 i literally have a list of antidepressant names for when i make wizards in d&d. Zoloft, lord of the skies! Praxil, king of the dessert!
igohere
You do realize it’s Paxil, right? Praxil isn’t a drug name.
tzxAzrael
oops lol.. been a while since I actually LOOKED AT the list haha... that said, either way sounds decent, no?
tzxAzrael
yea, Praxil just can't keep his hands off those tasty pastries.
captapathy
Chef Boyardee wasn't fictional. Hector Boiardi.
Threadnomancer
Hector Zironi?
Kvothefefe
True, but Pat clearly doesn't have his shit together. And I'm just gonna put this here because it's Griffin:
toytiger
Sweet baby bro
bardock
i wish griffins amiibo corner never ended
papazulu1186
Monkey song
UncleStalin
#1 https://imgur.com/jpOh5fK i dun gedit...
BanesOnAPlane
http://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/dcn-wp/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/01194733/FLINT_5_2.jpg
SprogChamp
I hate that stupid Donkey Kong consonant game. Mine is fucking Donkey Kong.
TinyKobold
Mine was Ronkey Wong
impeccableaim
BATAKAB
JustRewIt
I’m trying desperately hard not to wake my husband up but I’m scared I’ll pop my eyes out from laughing so hard. Imagine in PrincessBride
PeopleDoNotThink
Why do you build me up (build me up) batakab, baby...
blonx
Thanks
OKiluvUBuhBai
TheNonInsestuousJaime
Took me a while to get it but when I did I laughed for 5 min straight
Sometimesbasketballsometimespoop
could you explain it please?
TheNonInsestuousJaime
Green puff's name is buttercup, kid who doesn't know how to spell wrote it how it sounds when said by an overly enthusiastic announcer
Falos
#18
StarfoxCommand1123
I don’t get it? What was the joke in #18
Vatas
You don't know the whey?
AWhiteYoshi
sooo nobody's going to explain #1 ?
CaptainOrbit
Nobody tell him...
MichaelBay
http://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/dcn-wp/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/01194733/FLINT_5_2.jpg
scoundr3l
From a comic http://reason.com/blog/2016/11/02/fred-flintstone-confesses-i-participated
AWhiteYoshi
Well I'll be damned, there it is.
EdikeKa
Pebbles was the name of her daughter if I remember well
sanityforsnark
In the D.C. comic adaption the series goes for more dark humor. The Water Buffalo aren't a random social club, but a VFW like organization
sanityforsnark
Alien college students arrive for spring break, and kill a bunch of people with their death ray apps. At one point Fred wrestles with (2/x)
sanityforsnark
admitting the Bedrock version of Vietnam wasn't for some good, but to steal land, resources, and was a genocide with a single survivor (3/3)
WokeGhettoSpiritualist
There's a comic where they support a candidate that kills their enemies in mass. CLOD THE CONQUERER!!!
vindik8or
*en masse
AWhiteYoshi
ah... must of missed that issue in the Sunday paper.
WokeGhettoSpiritualist
It's a DC comic, I don't think it was in the paper. Do newspapers even have comics anymore? I haven't seen a newspaper in like a decade.
AWhiteYoshi
They do, neither have I but I know they exist, I work in food service and people leave their damn papers everywhere.
BluePaladin42
From the page that is on here, it doesn't look like Fred and Barney support him though.
NiceGreenArrows
They were in the crowd and didn't disagree or stop it. So...
BluePaladin42
The looks they give each other seem concerned, and the conversation right after seems to indicate they think history is about to repeat-
BluePaladin42
-itself.
awarriorstill
Fuck yeah, Animorphs.
icantbelievethiswasavailable
I miss my collection. It took me YEARS to collect them all
Voltair
Hopefully, this'll give the series more exposure.
Voltair
They left out the whole "Animorphs are one battle in the eternal chess game between two higher dimensional beings" part.
thalass
Oh man I never finished the series. Kinda grew out of it but now I want to re-read them
taxxonhunger
Hell yeah, animorphs!!
Castitalus
Depressing ending though.
awarriorstill
I'm pretty sure that's the point.
Allanonshea1
Oh also don't forget the possession.
NiceGreenArrows
And the paranoia
SnarkyScience
I liked them but the ending was real shit. *SPOILER* welp guess it’s time for mass suicide for no reason
MichaelBay
Upvoting for that quality photo
SpinerockNolan
Fuck yeah, I think I have about 40 out of the 54 in the main series
elcee50
Psh, call yourself an Animorphs fan but don't even have the most important entry:
DarthSalVador
Allanonshea1
I need to read these books again
strawberrycocoa
My man. I don't have my Animorphs collection anymore, sadly. Gave them up to a church yard sale. C'est la vie.
mazimillion
That’s where my Nancy drew collection and poke cards went.
strawberrycocoa
At least it was better than the time I gave my old Transformers to my younger cousins and they smashed them all up.
TruestOfTheMooos
That's my favorite phrase and it makes me irrationally happy when someone else uses it
zackofspades
Still remember when my boy Ax thought kissing was transferring nutrients, dude a born freak.
NiceGreenArrows
Cinnamon buns.
SnarkyScience
Cinnnamonn bun-ZAH
NiceGreenArrows
Found the andalite.
massdefect3
I still can’t feel anything near my ears without having a brief moment of panic.
twostepsfromlost
Pretty sure a parasitic slug is crawling into my brain and taking over my mind. -me anytime i have a headache
JARKB
Is what they said true?
RyCharge
For a kids series it was pretty gruesome, they were in libraries everywhere.
JARKB
I never got into it but always saw it. Maybe I should check them out.
RyCharge
I never finished the series as a kid cause my library only had about 5 of them but those five were good.
awarriorstill
More or less, yeah. There's also taxxons, alien centipedes who go on an eating frenzy and devour anything bleeding, even themselves.
Cheomesh
Oh yeah, those guys.
awarriorstill
I still don't like thinking about them.
Myowngrampa
So you're saying I should read them
TinyKobold
Yes.
rockfireman
My sister owns all the books but I've had them for a while. Such a great series, I wish the TV show was done justice. Should be made today!
Krono562
Something just dawned on me, Was Jake the dude who plays Ice man in X men?
tiarali
Yup.
WarriorFox
Yes and no. Jake was played by both the afford twins. Ice man was played by just one and was the first film that only one of them starred in
awarriorstill
Yes. Also, any Animorphs show should be a cartoon. Why deal with the hassle of trying to get tigers, bears, wolves, gorrillas, etc together.
strawberrycocoa
The TV show was being waaaaaaaaaaaay too ambitious thinking they could pull off Animorphs with the tech of the time.
rockfireman
Oh but let me say this, the theme song? So fucking good. Plus I loved the actor choices for each character.
rockfireman
That's how I feel. Their Dracon Beams were freakin flashlights haha. If it was made today however, it'd be so much better.
blairmichod
SOMEBODY TELL NETFLIX.
strawberrycocoa
Ax spent most of his time in Human morph, even in private! That's ALL of the wrong!
rockfireman
Not to mention some of their morphs were all wrong (which makes sense for getting actual animals involved)
PandraPierva
As a Wonkey Wong...I don't like the DK game
meowmeowmix
Konkey Hong. :(
Fleaofpain
Conkey Bong checking in.
Fleaofpain
While reading this list...
ElCabaro
Donkey cong. It doesn’t really work for me ),:
brassinpocket
Monkey Gong, here.
Actingnatural
Honkey Pong
theMayorOfWhoville
Gonkey Song
anotherloon
Tonkey Wong
DuchessofAnkh
Wonkey Jong. Great. I sound like Dear Leaders misshapen penis.
JettCarpenter
Bonkey Nong. coincidentally this is also my real name.
JARKB
Tonkey Dong
ElsaofArendelle94
Lonkey Song. I'm with ya
southernsmoke
Lonkey Song here too
skellington01
Aonkey Tong... I like it... sounds clunky
Talok131
Tonkey song?
forte10
Conkey Rong. Could be better, could be worse.
Fleshyflute
Nonkey tong
jadoniasjadonias
Jonkey Tong
brandsilven
Wonkey Bong... yeah.
CrazyGuyOnABike
Fonkey Song is pretty much the best outcome I could have hoped for.
SexualConsent
Lonkey Jong
Racack
I too am a Lonkey Bong
StarsArising
Same
MoxnesMonster6
Donkey hong
sumrandomguy11
Hi, I'm Bonkey Long. How ya doin
Pahqman
Ponkey Mong
stopitmom10
Ronkey Rong
IDanceToDisneySongs
Ronkey Song
MalkilTheDarkFire
Gonky Rong
doobas
Ronky Gong. It's not too bad.
hstein3
Honkey Song . . . Nice.
FuturamaAndFallout
The Good ol' hockey gaaaaame
UnicycleOfDreams
Tonkey Bong
robboscouse10
Ponkey rong.
AbominableToaster
Monkey Bong
KNOWLEDGEisPowerwastaken
Vonkey Long... Could be worse I guess...
dijital101
Conkey Fong
highoverlordxenu
THERE MAY ONLY BE ONE CONKEY FONG! *draws twin pistols that shoot peanuts for some reason*
Arthot
I'm fucking Bonkey Song i'm laughing so hard
MeetingAtTheDocks
Tonkey Jong
Crowlands
Conkey Rong. Is it saying I need to replace my nose?
IDontPostAnything
Donkey mong. Which is also a borderlands 2 unique enemy
DustyBozangas
Jonkey Wong. What is wrong with my wong?
KraftCheezWhiz
Wonkey Kong, kinda fits my real life personality
ActualCannibalShia
Ponky Pong here.
PandraPierva
Hmm not sure about that Sonkey LeBong
azzthom76
Ronkey Tong. Why does that sound racist?
PeppermintDildo
Ronkey Rong here
TheNonInsestuousJaime
Jonkey Gong, did this game suddenly turn me Asian?
AlcoholicsAnonymousBYO
Jonkey Bong which pisses me off because the ex-PM of NZ is a corrupt bastard, but also makes me happy coz bongs are fun.
Flabort
Eeeeh that's mine too.
Wankathon
Oonkey xong
magulagie
Im not sure you 100% know what a consonant is
Wankathon
Well it's the name I used
KraftCheezWhiz
Maybe not, but Oonkey is as good a name as any
FuturamaAndFallout
Conkey Song here.
corntree
:/ same
sodoyoulikestuff
Same, I'm upset that it's a little boring
Wesland
Ha, you fools. Sonkey Cong here.
FuturamaAndFallout
Neigh! We must band together so they hear our song of Conkeyness!!