Bruskey
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Because I am all out of title's
One love.
Mar 29, 2026 4:28 PM
Bruskey
32596
976
19
Because I am all out of title's
One love.
maybeamonster
crab prometheus stealing fire from the gods to gift to carcinkind
Starlatan
So this is what KRABBY USED FLASH! is like
Razade
Crabs are notorious little thieves. There's an entire species called Robber Crabs.
DongleDingler
I've heard crabs can cause burning...
HandoB4Javert
I am the light. I am the way...
MotherEffinSatan
Madcrab:"Give me the light Jacob." Jacob:"No this my light." Madcrab:"Jacob give me the FUCKING LIGHT!" Jacob:"NOOOOOOOO" and the chase ensued
Archer1551
Anaphriel
Time for a Crab Rave!
Treforce
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1bHAybXJwZnB4MXQ1cDViYXBiYnljeDU3YnBmb2Y5eTdvbGxqOWhxcSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/yPh91ghwzxeGQ/200w.webp
VibratingNipples
Self roasted crab
hendawg2020
I fell into a burning ring of fire lights.
PutThePRNDLinD
"It's a Major Award!"
an0therthr0waway
If you're cold, they're cold...
p4r4noid4ndroid
“Get your own light you crab bastard!” -crab
LanceTex
Crabs on fire Yo!
alluro2
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1bGRuY2xnZ3RicmdrYTZpYXh4djVidjltdmw0NmJubGY4enR2dGhhdSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/kLk1Qa8mrYdQA/200w.webp
Antininny
It's too late for any other title. You already posted it.
MeatyMouthfeel
Crab and crab light.
steelundecided
I would buy that beer. Either one. It's these or a Mountain Dew.
HerrHat
Crabbies being crabbies and grabbing crappy lights
ZeldaShotFirst
*crabby
novokaine187
Tamatoa coming for your glitters!
lonelyrangerofthedreams
Those are Cthulhu’s minions preparing the arrival of their master, coming out from the deep for a casual ritual night.
justplainvanilla
iMcFly
vicvalour
fine /|\
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BriefcaseTacos
YOU NO TAKE CANDLE!!
CycloneSP
I can still hear that in their voice XD
fastjeff
Well, somebody found their precious that day.
TheBunnyPants
CRAB PEOPLE
IlIIII
Just trying to light his cig
AssVomit
Enough of this crab.
DwayneTheCrackJohnson
Crabmetheus just doing his thing
lackinglife
My thought also, defying the gods to bring his people light
ManThatLaughs
If the poor guy is going to get his liver pecked out by birds anyways, might as well
NightOwlRally
Hopefully he doesn't have to endure having his liver nommed on for eternity
stayingalive4life
Crab roe.
RatoMolhado
Not even Prometheus can avoid carcinization.
RoymanHenryburg
This is the truest version of the story.
AnimalRescueGuy
Attaboy, Rocky!
MyDragonHeartedSpirit
Amaze! Amaze!
MyPancakesTasteLikeCrepe
Everything is Crab
DarthGoodguy
StarmineRendezvous
A good game honestly.
ArcherPointingFromTheComments
Crab, crab, crab, crab!
PantsAreForTheWeek
I guess that outsourcing your title to us is better then outsourcing it to AI? Good job?
TI99Kitty
At least the job is going to humans, rather than a data center that will use roughly the same amount of electricity as a small town to do it.
TI99Kitty
Wow, guess I upset a couple of techbros. :D
DMSledge
I think they are annoyed at the hyperbole. The data center itself will use that much water, but each individual job takes essentially nothing.
TI99Kitty
Yeah, I don't care what part of it upset them, really. They need to be reminded every day that not everybody is on board with them shoving their so-called AI into everything, whether it's needed or not.
DMSledge
The data centers are a waste that will probably shut down when things crash. The stolen content will be forever. Also I'm terrified to think of the bugs that have been coded by these LLM and not caught. Every software disaster of the last few years has been because of this hasn't it? And there have been some doozies.
J3lek
LED candles?
idonthaveauser
Yup. And they make these so cheap that they use the same chips as those music cards. You can wire a speaker to the LED and it will play a song :)
OmNachoMama
Yoga on the beach or some such, so yeah
HandoB4Javert
Crabs
IDontWannaWorkForMaggiesPaNoMore
Dammit this got me lol take an upvote
OptimisticMisanthrope
There's a special shampoo for that, or so I hear.
totallyheckinradman
Foods
Detoc
Hand?
DwayneTheCrackJohnson
Concern.
scissorxmextimbers
LED crabs?
Bubbells
Crab rave https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1azJvbGpvM3c1d2EzOHV5cnZkMzk4YXRxMHlmbDVrdXEzc214eHFqciZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/2dK0W3oUksQk0Xz8OK/200w.webp
AgainstMethod
Crab
kEMup
Crb
SPQAAE
Everything becomes crab.