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Sep 23, 2019 4:42 AM
DaShanghaiKid
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rockfireman
In the The Witches (based on the Roald Dahl novel) some of the witches in the conference room were played by men.
yogoo0
Beards are probably easier to work with than long hair wigs. Makes a lot of practical sense to have people with long hair already
IStillLoveYouNintendo
Yea, but why did Sarah Jessica Parker get so many roles and cameos throughout the films?
Elmhafudd
Blonde men don't exist
zerogenix
It's called acting
LevitationHomes
https://media.tenor.com/images/8568bf956fec98e0cab32482f2eeb0bd/tenor.gif
eadanke
Women dressing up in beardface, just disgusting
Decstorose
"mEn Of RoHaN rIdErS".... Rohirim.
Taalii
Someone post whatshisface’s art for the riders where nobody wore pants, the guy who drew orcs the same way.
DesmondHawkins
They came prepared to take down the Witch King
SteersAndQueers
Damn, that's my fetish
IMayNotKnowWhatIAmTalkingAbout
Man... the witch king was kinda screwed from the offset there, huh?
screwdriverone
Which half?
FallingStar7669
The half that looked at the line of Oliphaunts and said, "you know what, fuck this shit; let's go around their flanks."
TheRowsdowermobile
Close, they're actually dwarven women stand-ins.
PlusHooks
Nice
applesforjuice
Try
BlankMage
Fortunately, they fixed this problem in the Hobbit trilogy by not hiring anyone and using CGI for everyth- wait no
ImAD0g
Statistically someone had sex with a bearded lady that day.
SnakuPlisskin
Duskiewastaken
I've seen that one in jackass, those are pubes.
Justsomedude223
From what I understand about this from things in the past. It was due to them not physically being able to find enough male riders.
Purpl3y3s
Pop of NZ is small, ppl with the desire to be an extra smaller, % of those ppl who can ride smaller. Cant cut that in half to only use men
AntonioAdorno
They also used up all the gold paint in New Zealand for The Hobbit movies and had to import some. Learned that from their documentary.
degenerator
Clockworkdancerobot
And people believe there are no dwarf women, They just have nicer looking beards.
AmbroseGudmaker
It's the century of the fruitbat. Some are actually "shes" now.
bobbleJabba
It’s the dwarfs Who go swimming with little hairy women.
Frogapus
"You need a nice lady dwarf with hair on her chin you can hang on to!"
laiskamato
And micromail. It doesn't chafe, you know!!
catholiccolor117
Splendid!
MellowButDramatic
Amazing!
CaptainWolfsburg
Most men assume dwarves just spring forth from the rocks.
DropKickHead
Understoodthatreference.gmli
NoOneExpectsTheSpanishInquisition
But also they originally kinda did...
obviouslytom
So Peter Jackson started the trans movement?
GeurtWassink
DarkBusterBaron
seriously the amount of makeup and prosthetics they used in LOTR was insane.
FallingStar7669
Most people don't know this, but Treebeard wasn't CGI; it was actually John Rhys-Davis in a costume. What an amazing actor.
Mewmus
just look at how much was used to make orlando bloom look more masculine
Icametobrowse
Like the beard...
thedroidyourelookinfor
Obligatory https://youtu.be/aKfbSHW9uGA
MrPhukett
R.I.P. Rick :(
thedroidyourelookinfor
Flash by name! Flash by nature!
TchallaVII
Why though?
Qualtagh
Cause horsegirls ride horses good.
IdiotPatrol
They couldn't find enough men who knew how to ride in NZ.
WalterJrsFatC0ck
So they could pay them less?
RataRabiosa
TheWolverine
Nani tf? Because they needed a lot of them and women are good riders. If they paid less, ALL of them would be female with fake beards.
StarkRG
Because it's easier to teach women horse riders to be men than it is to train men to ride horses. Just like in Armageddon.
swedishpancakeswithlingonberries
This is why Arwen take Frodo to Rivendell instead of Aragorn.
ParanoydAndroid
You mean instead of Glorfindel, and also no that reason is plot structure. They wanted to beef up the Arwen role, not introduce a new char
WhellerNG
It's an obvious choice for a film adaption. Considering Glorfindel has no role in the plot of LOTR going forward from that.
okites
Eowyn thought she was so special.
TheEmeraldProphylactic
She didn’t have a beard, so... you know
AlwaysTrustTheManInABigWhiteVan
KingTamino
https://i.imgur.com/v2UHgOT
JHawke
It's Monstrous Regiment all over again.
Hutchy01
I always love seeing your Pratchetty comments.
JHawke
...Always? *looks around in a rather paranoid fashion*