RUTHLESSBLAMY7
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#funny
Feb 5, 2018 3:40 PM
RUTHLESSBLAMY7
134898
1621
61
#funny
WulfgangKeiser
Was this person apart of Herman Fuller's Circus of the Disquieting?
GrandGamma
He wasn’t lying when he told his previous customer his services would cost them an arm and a leg.
CaptGunpowder
That's a Daemonette of Slaanesh if ever I saw one
DCrain
And he’s got a little captain in him
domp83
You know what they say about a man with three feet?? Two dicks
JustHereToCommentThings
MRstealyosocksandshoes
profanelogic
God? God! God stop. Stop adding things! C'mon! Why?! OK now you're just... You know what? Sure send it out. Go ahead. Go for it. I quit.
Courier87
So he's basically a centaur?
mortyskillingmortys
they chose a weird font for this, the commas look like little nines
joker61
Ladies and gentleman, you think you do but you don't.
duntouchme
but do you think you know why it do?
DeltaBladeX
Huh, he was real https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Lentini
ultrarunningawayfromyou
What has 5 legs, 6 feet, 26 toes, 3 sets of working genitalia, and 4 thumbs? That guy doing your mom.
Sbloger
DP - alone
Schizophorensic
Gee Frank
RandomMachine
UnemployedInGreenland
You like Krabby Patties, don’t you, Squidward?
TatersWhatsTatersPrecious
wanna see my third leg?
FruitSkywalker
Turned out to be gay. Sad because had only one butt.
Rodolph
You made me spill my drink.
ChristopherKostyshyn
He had a wife and kids. Two dicks for a gay guy also would probably not be a problem.
Sithlordofnachos
You may not like it, but this here? Is the peak of male human performance.
Theinhumanefeces
Being handicapped?
Sithlordofnachos
Enderman526
Does he have one ass or two? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ImpossiblePopsicleObstacle
The look on his face totally says, "I have two penises".
shiftingillusion
FULLY FUNCTIONAL
ImpossiblePopsicleObstacle
Indeed.
AJerkyMcJerkface
https://youtu.be/ohd0aT3m__k
TheLiquor
Where is the fourth foot tho?
MerToo
He crossed Red Foreman.
rockonjones
Up his ass ha ha
aqua3aries
Another commenter said it sprouts from the back of one of his thighs.
DilligafDiva
/a/xUvZH
AJerkyMcJerkface
Two penors
sausagekingofnewyork
Bend the knee
Cousinkyle
Dude 2 sets of genitals, I wonder what that’s like.
SpicyLava
Exhausting!
aquamaniam
Iike to imagine the double pleasure simultaneously.
aninvisiblemaniac
it's like being a conjoined twin who's brother never grew a torso or head
Cousinkyle
But does he feel both? Like would it be two orgasms?
aninvisiblemaniac
good question but idk
themetalheadcanadian
Another unrealistic body standard for men
ImpossiblePopsicleObstacle
This comment should be printed on the bottom of the photo.
Tehsyr
Up his ass, where else?
Kharv
I just googled him. Wasn't looking for THIS picture, but he straight up had 2 dicks.
TacoCatte28
Same here but like in the fridge and I got them from hobos I lured into my basement.
MacMoose
Question: How long does a hobo genital remain functioning and fresh if kept in the fridge? Err asking for a friend.
TacoCatte28
Forever if you keep it in the freezer and don't mind frostburn on your delicate parts
Yupurineutah
Thanks McDonald's.
ChibiKia
I'd watch this porno.
MerToo
Especially if it had Abby & Brittany Hensel in it!
greminator
kevinlo1
Just have to stretch around that third leg to get the omega succccc
Cornislife
I bet he can't dance.
SamArt53
He can probably dance better than I can’t (sic)...
Yupurineutah
He can do the 3-step but it's like he dances with two left feet.
DrPepper523
He's dancing in The Greatest Showman
TriggeredPrivilege
Well, he's dead, so
briannam42357
Well he’s got two left feet...
AgolfHiller
And a right one.
TheGhostofElizabethShue
You know you've made a clever joke when you get replies containing worse versions of the same joke.
LuluTheLucario
He can, but his momma can't.
IJustLikeToArgue
But, can his daddy rock-n-roll?
TonyZed68
AgolfHiller
Nobody said he couldn't talk
TonyZed68
Only thing about him is the way he walks
AgolfHiller
Never thought he could lose so much shooting pool
littlecatLady
He can dance if he want to...
iDontWantMyUsernameToBeMyRealNameAnymore
he can leave his friends behind
theTrafficConeDisturbance
Not with two left feet
Kage197
He can leave his friends behind
Endmostchimera
He can leave his friends behind
spookymormonhelldream
Because his friends don't dance
DasTeslaMeister
And if they don't dance they aren't no friends of his