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Jul 19, 2017 12:12 PM
NamesAretoooooHard
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Thoraxe123
Took me a little too long to realize he's a pornstar
cominginhot
me likes Eva Lovia
BronzeLeaguePro
More like an ASStronaut, AMIRITE? AMIRI... Oh you guys are no fun. ;_;
Flopsii
Astronaut? More like, hehe, ass-tronaut.
lnternetCitizen
whats his name?........for research
mawpclark
He came. He saw. He came again.
ShaitanTheUnborn
Ultratoxic
There's a dude at my work that bears a striking resemblance to this.... actor. Not sure how to bring it up in conversation though
Jacob12jr
His name is Johnny Sins for anyone wondering
ohDannyBoi
Anyone know where to find the astronaut one? All I could find was articles on it and that it's called sexsploration.
bukovina
He was an asstronaut.
MaladaptedMedic
In that first pic there's no regulator on the O2 tank! I demand EMS accuracy in my porn!
musicbeyondwords
Agent 47
shadowsdustwind
The Porntender.
FritsmoOmstirf
He repopulated the world on his own. At least, he tried.
jay927
My dumbass was thinking "who the fuck is this guy????" Then i realized
Benruryefri
Yeh and he has a massive penis.
hardlyfatal
What's his name, or are there links to proof of said massiveness?
TCGView
This guy has seen more ass than a bar stool.
chisox22
Buckaroo Banzai's son?
dayglo98
who is that deep space scientist? asking for reasons
Tiiimmmaayy
Eva Lovia
beerook
whats his name, for science.
Mehdiboy
Johnny Sins
Imgurislongerfunny
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Baughr
imagine your first acting gig being zombie #5 in a porno.
Davadin
That... astronaut one.... anyone can give me some "articles" to read more?
TallCan
Eva Lovia is the actress
yellowroses
I was like "Wow, wow, oh interesting, OH Kay... I see what's going in here. Lol."
yellowroses
It was the cop one that threw me off..
Rengii
Really? The busty blond firefighter with her tits hanging out in the first picture is kind of a giveaway.
yellowroses
I don't know why, but I thought that was his wife... Also I bet those suits get pretty hot
Thefluffernutter
Sultan didn't give it away
BIGSHOWTV
...and yet, in the end, billions of his potential children died on all those womens' faces..
eggmuffin
Sperm =/= children
Scooobyroo
What a silly thing to say.
BIGSHOWTV
Hence...POTENTIAL children. Reading haaaard..
Toddymac
I knew was a masseuse at one time, but you're saying he also gave protein skin treatments too?
BIGSHOWTV
Maybe even protein shakes
Mistruths
masseur. Masseuse is female.
Hargy89
I'm guessing, whoever this guy is, he's in porn...
JoeHaynes99
Well after the list of things he's already done, I wouldn't be surprised
Maxgst
Are you, by any chance, related to Sherlock?
Hargy89
http://imgur.com/ynJoeNp
BiznessNY
GreenPoops
This is interesting.
steadyrockin
Well he is the most interesting man in the world so it makes sense
Anthony101stAirAssault
The new most interesting man in the world isn't very interesting. Looks like Kenny Florian and Michael Phelp's love child.
CrrtCks
TortillaThaHun
Thanks, Ted, that was the joke.
Joanoerting
Nikki Benz (fireman) Eva Lovia (astronaut) Dani Daniels (detective) Audrey Bitoni, Raven Bay (Company) Corinne Blake (zombie)
flashTieWatcher
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PapiBlanco
Cool beans
OmegaThrone
Audrey Bitoni and Aletta Ocean ;)
tr0Jan
doing the big man's work
IfYouOrALovedOneHasBeenDiagnosedWithMesotheliomaYouMayBeEntitl
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TheCollectorio
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SexuallyFrustratedPerson
what about the lady in orange jumpers?
Boosheeky
Dylan Rider
SexuallyFrustratedPerson
thanks u da real mvp
Boosheeky
i do try :D
notme222
Seeing all that, I can console myself by saying he was no doubt compensating for a small penis.
PoppinLochNessHopster
are you ok?
vietarmis
If only we could know for sure, right!?
itsthekot
underrated comment of the day right here
znuff
Uhm...
TheCrazySucculentLady
Ssssshshhh say nothing
attofreak
Let us live in our delusion. How can a bald dude be so good looking AND be blessed down there!!? There is no god.
PuhTater
Dawg. You must enjoy going outside don't ya
TysonGoesOutside
Fewer people show off their accomplishments outside so usually it feels better.. until a lambo blows passed then your back to self loathing.
H3X0
Lambos are overrated. Even if I could afford 5 of them, I'd still buy something more sensible instead.
jeffeljefe
I said that until a guy working next door to me bought one. Those things are so fucking cool.
TysonGoesOutside
I just want to be able to afford one... let me tell you.. Toyota echoes are not overrated.
H3X0
I want a '92-'99 Blazer/Tahoe. Cheap, easy to work on, and lots of room for... Things. >.>
princeherbert
Has to be the only good looking guy in porn.
EverardDigby
Logan Pierce does it for me.
SpeedbagNutPunch
This is something that needs to be worked on.
becausebugeye
There's that other guy too. Looks similar to this dude.
TheBeardedDragon
James Dean?
becausebugeye
Nah he's got hair. I was thinking of another bald dude
AppleTreesAndHoneyBees
James Deen ain't bad.
eanfledtheelf
But, the raping.
eanfledtheelf
James Deen has been accused of rape by a former partner/fellow actor.
AppleTreesAndHoneyBees
Wait, wut?
eanfledtheelf
I replied in a very random/wrong place. James Deen has been accused of rape by a former partner/fellow actor.
AppleTreesAndHoneyBees
Wow, just read about it, accused by like 12 women. I usually watch porn, rub one out and sleep. I don't research the actors, maybe I should