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Prepared for Terries
A man gets seated next to two gentlemen on a plane who are prepared for a terrorist attack. Probably my favorite of the bunch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiWIOKKuyGE
Clear History
A man's wife gets suspicious after he forgets to clear his history.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xDXF0agUeM
Georgina and Esther and Satan
Two old ladies fantasize about what they might do to the devil, given the chance. In my top 3 for sure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-C9q-Na6_w
Marbles
A man in an interview cannot pull his attention from a jar of marbles.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RG6EOci0suI
Job Interview
A man has to compete with a serious contender for a job.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWahgmZEx8Y
Office Homophobe
A man has a problem with a coworker's lifestyle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3h6es6zh1c
Slap-Ass
A baseball player has a strange fascination.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Mlp_Gcc_5Q
Auction Block
Two men begin to question their self-worth at a slave auction.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zB7MichlL1k
The East/ West bowl has a colorful cast of players this year.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gODZzSOelss
fornarnia21
Beezertwelve Washingbeard
Gazhi
Sandra Bullocksies is my jam
TehAgent
These dudes are some of the funniest people alive.
BoromirProtectionSquad
My favorite one is by far the one where the italian mobster has a surprise party set up and he kills everyone. And his friend does nothing
fragya3000
1)Twilight Gangsters 2)Sub. Teacher 3)the one where he orders pizza.
BeardedButt
The D&D is my favorite by far.
somethingprofound
PS, forgot to mention, all generally not safe for work because of language and general weirdness.
WillWorkForNetflix
Duuuude, how could you forget the mother of all sketches?! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxsD6ecxDUg
everyzooisapettingzoounlessyourealittlebitch
Meegan! But its your jacket though.
huhmatt
No Substitute Teacher? Boo
AgamemnonsMemes
YOUR JACKET THOUGH...
nattyd20
The player formerly known, as Mousecop
specific78
East West Bowl Rap https://youtu.be/7N8xwXUk_bY
Tesdinic
The school of witchcraft!
theunderdoge
We got two lil niggas on Swiffers
raininghov
A wand with a silencer, WHY?
BluerIvy12
But I axe again. WHY.
humdiddlydoo
Continental breakfast is by far my favorite. "ILL HAVE WHAT IM HAVING."
radametz
Not a spoon...not a fork...but something in between....a fopoon
TooFunkToDrunction
What will you think of next Germany
JoshyFreddy
MMMMM Interesting...European style.
RyanMorrish
When, in, Rome
POTUSBrown
Yogurt, from Greece, where it follows like rivers.
Scruffables
the one where his seat gets upgraded on a flight is pretty good also
OfficialJimmieRustlers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vkgnlwi9w8
Scruffables
We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto. *ladies and gentleman this is your captain speaking, we should be leaving Topeka in the next ten minutes*
C0mtraya
MonkeyJeansCarey
it's ALWAYS been steve
raininghov
STEVE GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!
roddis1201
John Smith...BYU
oceanperez1
I felt like that joke went over everyone's head
NitroBike
My favorite one is Shady Landlord https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aa8ylQ7-mQ&ab_channel=ComedyCentral
babybirch
YES! was looking for this comment! Shady landlord has to be top 3, if not the best ever. He. Will. Mur. Der. You.
ExtraAlien
ExtraAlien
EvolvingLurker
Splifford
EvolvingLurker
ExtraAlien
I put the pussy on the chainwax
IamNotAnAlien
you forgot the substitute teacher https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd7FixvoKBw&feature=share
Xilias
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Dopplerfart
This is a laugh .... guaranteed...
jesuskwice
Funnier than all the ones op posted
lau8ht3r
My Aunt bad the pleasure of teaching twins- Lemonjello and Orangejello!
Rikimarudevil
Nah man! Mr Nostrand is the best substitute teacher.
margaretolson
You wanna go to war, Balakey?!
YouWannaGoToWarBuhlakay
You called?
margaretolson
....where Jay-Quell-In at?
Gatorjon
You get your ass to O Shag Henesey's office!
dizzyturtle
D-Nice.
ihavenocluewhatimtalkingabout
Also inner city hogwarts
ThirteenReasonsFly
https://youtu.be/LkBt6y11CK4
orangeisthenewbasic
the dubstep one!
ExtraAlien
somethingprofound
Ah forgot this one. Say this all the time too!
ExtraAlien
Brucecori2
A-ARON.
Therearetoomanyusernames
Dee-nyce?
operationcwal
O shag Hennessy
RyanOldford
Denise. ????
Therearetoomanyusernames
SONOFABITCH!!
AziMew
We gonn draxx ..lem.. sklounst
z0MgIrt3hSt0N3CRv5h3rFr0mt3x4S
Dem terriez
pepperidgejones
wanna get froggy
missmurphay
I laugh every single time... I don't know how they kept their composure during that one.
AziMew
Dude same xD . The blooper reel for that scene is gold too
Ardencroft
oh we gon drop some hypotheticals on some terries clavicles
RedStarBeograd
I don't understand english too much, I don't get that one :(
johnqcurls
It's just nonsense words mostly. "Terries" is supposed to mean terrorists. "Drax lem sklounst" is just gibberish though. 1/2
johnqcurls
The sketch is just about a couple of crazy dudes that are trying to stop terrorists by smuggling a bunch of weapons onto the plane. 2/2
RedStarBeograd
Oh ok, thank you :)
DwaynElizondoMountainDewHerbertCamacho
oooo ester, I found my daughter's husband watching the pornography of women!
cq5150
"toops toops toops scoops do do do do skadoops" made me spit coffee all over my monitor
xxtehseekerxx
Marbles is my by far favorite!
SilleeCookie
I agree. It is also my favorite :)
wasacasa
It's a marbelous sketch.. YOU CAN'T MAKE ME LEAVE
ExtraAlien
ExtraAlien
ButtMunchersUnite
I'm just curious as to how the pulled it off dude, like I woulda died idk how he didn't...
wjk2001
Fronthand backhand though
CaptainSeahorse7
Jackmerius Tactheratrix
myusernameismyrealname
D'Isiah T. Billings-Clyde
ATotallyRadDude
My name is Aaron and because of these guys I am now called A A Ron by everybody.
joonday
My name is Jacqulyn, and a regular who comes into my work always calls me Jay-Quellin
ThisIsTheLastTimeIChangeUsernamesIPromise
INSUBORDINATE... and CHURLISH
YouWannaGoToWarBuhlakay
I actually love being called Buhlakay. Which is a good thing for me, considering its been my most common nickname for 4 years.
Flyndaran
I was a chunky kid and the school newletter printer had a faded P making it look like my name was Fatrick.
DyedinTheWool
Dude, same. When I meet new people? "OH A-Aron" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
JonathanHoag
A friend lives on Blake St and I internally pronounce is Buh-Lock-Ay every time :)
bca360
My name is Jackmerius. Think of what I must be going though.
ATotallyRadDude
IM SO SORRY
minnesotanminnesotan
My name, *Construction Noise* is certainly not giving me love right now.
KnittersWithAttitude
My name is *Construction Noises* Childhood was tough, but Key and Peele made it better.
myusernameismyrealname
yeah its made my life as a L'Carpetron a thousand times more difficult
anotherplacetoputstuff
a a ron
TheBlueGal
im a dental assistant and there was this kid who pronounced his name like that. I thought of that skit and LOL'ed.embarrassing moment for me
Arcenth
As someone named Aaron, do u know annoying it gets when EVERY time u meet someone they say that and ask if u watch key and peele.
CANADIANMIST
No, do you?
ICantCommitToAUserName
A a ron Rod-gers
TeccaN9na
Go Pack Go!
NoSleepTilBrooklyn
My best friend is forever called Jay-Quellin now. I wouldn't be surprised if she puts a hit out on them.
suluskywalker
Present.
wemighthavethesamename
My daughter has a friend named Blake.Sorry! I meant Bah-lah-kay.
airshac
Preeesent! Actually I really am. That's what every one calls me at work.
siouxpsons
that shit ruined my life. people finally stopped calling me ginger at least
InfamousMacho
.......
ExtraAlien
ExtraAlien
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaron
yes?
thingsofyourmind
They called for A A Ron... not A A A A A A A A A A A A A Ron
Salmonmill
Timothy?!
DenverDick1121
Insubordinate and churlish!
foglifter
Know a couple.... E rin and A a ron
Vacationdad
Ja-quelin?
declanbridges
J quellen
RedReddington
@OP left that sketch off the list?? https://m.popkey.co/a652ca/v0g3X.gif
thegowzer
Do you want to go to war Balaka
RedReddington
Blaaa-aake?
yuyufan43
A A Ron makes an appearance in one of the East/West bowl skits. :)
somethingprofound
Definitely a classic but I decided to stick with some less popular sketches. I don't think I know ANYONE who hasnt seen that
ashipthatshipsshippingships
Good call. Great list, OP.
AFineDayForScience
but East/West bowl is like, their most popular sketch
davezo
Is there a D Nice here?
mayodash
Do you mean Denise?
davezo
http://m.imgur.com/1Kuukfn?r
Altaneen
Twilight gangsters is the best.
fragya3000
You like twilight nigga?!?
Altaneen
Twilights my jam.
fragya3000
You a Edward nigga or a Jacob nigga?
Altaneen
Answer that shot together. 3... 2... 1...
fragya3000
Edward!
Spaceygirl84
Hingle mccringleberry
tonto5150
*construction noises*
MakeItBackAlright
DONKEETEEF
holgerdk
Dan Smith!
Spaceygirl84
????
holgerdk
watch the last video.
Spaceygirl84
Oh lol... I know what you mean....I put an emoji ???? I don't know why it came out as question marks.
holgerdk
Weird, maybe the site didnt recognize it as an emoji :)
ThegreatconjunctionistheendoftheworldorthebeginningHm
And I said Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch.
dizzyturtle
http://img.pandawhale.com/106077-abed-troy-pierce-eyes-gif-Imgu-d1OT.gif
ExtraAlien
ExtraAlien
LordChappers
AND I SAID ᴮᶦᶦᶦᶦᶦᶦᶦᶦᶦᶦᶦᶦᶦᶦᶦᶦᶦᶦᶦᶦᶦᶦᶦᶦᶦᵗᶜʰ⋅
BunBunIsMySpiritAnimal
I said...... I said..... I said..... Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch
idontpatronizebunnyrabbits
Omg my dad and I do this all the time. Drives Mom nuts but she always chuckles.
Elliojsph
I put the pussy on the CHAINWAAAAAAX!!!
herewegoat
This was the best sketch +1
WrapItUp
Best one
ipunchedakangaroo
That's a resounding yes for cheesy crust on the third.. Claire says you read her mind
crawler8ed
As someone who's been in a relationship with a woman, can confirm.
ThegreatconjunctionistheendoftheworldorthebeginningHm
Husbands everywhere confirmed.
mycrazymentalfamily
I said, I said Biiiii
TheseKeenHands
it's the best https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LGEiIL1__s
waxomole
NoCanDosvilleBabydoll
Brilliant
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
You really said that though?
GeorgeoftheDongle
I fucking love it when he hugs the tree lol
noviusx
+1 for the slide
10thlettersauce
You said bitch tho?
Conmars
But you really said that, right?
Devante
Hmm?
downvoteme69
Aint nothing but a thang
Dragerston
*in quite voice* "yea"
Bcogz
Huh
WhatACard
You said bitch?
Hoffdawg
You called your wife a bitch?!
SantasLittleSweatshop
TRIGGERED
VrahMaster
O-o-o yeah I called her a bitch.. mhm...
MrTurtleWings
Ain't nothing but a thang!
BrazilianThunderPanda
Where's Luther?! You cannot have this list without Luther Obama's anger translator.
Sayagain
^ True story
chiefwill
Luther is not funny... Only white people find these kinds of sketches funny. Like Ollie the weatherman.... Yes I said it
norill
im white people and don't find it funny. also yay for judging people by their skin colour :/
ThisIsTheLastTimeIChangeUsernamesIPromise
I mean... Obama himself found it funny tho
NoSleepTilBrooklyn
I'm not a white people, and I think they're pretty funny.
chiefwill
Luther is corny as fuck.... You probably liked the niggar family sketch from chappelle show too right?
NoSleepTilBrooklyn
I did!! I thought it was delightfully silly. I'm cool with being corny, though. It keeps a smile on my face, at least.