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May 18, 2020 5:20 AM

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I bow to our Lord and saviour Robert Pattinson

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

#10 ouch just ouch bro

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

um hi can I meet 10inchflaccid

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#2?? Z lo?zzzzZAZBBZHGZZRZD? bo

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

id like to pose the argument that a glass is half full and a bottle is half empty because of their default

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Ha ha #8 was hilarious! Could somebody explain it to my friend who didn't get the joke?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a spongebob reference

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am using my Wii to browse Imgur right now

5 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

Pics or it didn’t happen

5 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure pictures of your Wii get you banned these days.

5 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Perfect in that I forget Robert Pattison exists..... oh dear god, IT'S TRUE!

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Jesus pike 30 of these made me crack up

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*Shitty. I am the now the new Piss Lord of Shit Mountain. Feast upon some bounteous craps.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#8 Can someone explain? Nickel Crumple Pringle?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

spongebob reference

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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5 years ago (deleted Sep 24, 2021 10:31 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

tumblr

5 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Much like Reddit I find it better to let the good posts come here instead of wading through the mounds of shit on both websites.

5 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Have no fear, I’ll do the wading for you

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Cent?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a Spongebob thing

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I didn't realize we were supposed to find meaning here. I took all three at face value. "Penny, paper, chip. That's true, I'm that bored."

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Minions grossed the most of the Despicable Me Franchise? That's.... Gross!

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

haha "yard sard"

5 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

Fuckin' nice one, @op.

5 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 2

5 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

What is this from? It looks familiar but I can't quite place it.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Monster Musume. That's the centaur girl

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Is Centorea from Monmusu

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I knew it! lol. Loved that anime, keep hoping it gets a second season.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#2 To confuse them. Fucking nectar inspectors. https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/03d4630c-c0d6-42ec-976c-945243c93636

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Unlike what I've been able to achieve lately, this is a great dump

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe its late or I'm too old but I don't think i understood 1 thing in this dump.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Back in the day, map drawers did it by hand and got bored so they drew a bunch of other stuff too.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

More like "we don't know what's here, but there's too much empty space, so let's just draw something a sailor told me about".

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The mountains of kong

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In case you want to read the anti gay pennywise article. https://www.out.com/film/2019/9/07/pennywise-surprisingly-anti-queer-it-chaper-two

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It end with blaming the anti gay pennywise situation on Trump, its brilliant

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The first sentence is already a joke: "The killer clown isn’t the ally we thought he was." It's either trolling or delusional...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This can't be real "Bill Skarsgård’s Pennywise the Dancing Clown became something of a gay icon." i mean... how?!?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I truly think PW don't give any fucks about any human issues, he just knows that YOU do and it will upset you

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This. He’s pure evil incarnate and just doesn’t give a fuck. Just like whoever wrote that article, we’re projecting our own feelings 1/

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

about it onto the event. Pennywise, in the truest sense, just couldn’t care any less. He just needs that violence, fear, and death to 2/

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

sustain his continued existence. 3/3

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Penny Pringle tissue? Huh? Someone help this dummy out, please.

5 years ago | Likes 87 Dislikes 1

Stress over money, overeat, masturbate? Yeah, I'm stuck.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

this is the new rock paper scissors, and I refuse to believe any other explanation

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

The gangs all here

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Spongebob reference of when he was alone and kinda going mad iirc

5 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Spend money, eat, and masturbate.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

. Yeahhh help out the dummies.. I'd explain but...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SpongeBob when he won't go outside

5 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 0

He uses these items as replacement “friends”. Named Chip, Penny, and Used Napkin

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Timba, his arms wide.

5 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Shaka when the walls fell.

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

The river tamok, IN WINTER!

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

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5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Can someone explain the bread date meme to my friend over here? He's so dumb and doesn't get it!

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm not sure about the meme, but I guess the takeaway is that they filled their purse with free breadsticks to take home?

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Is that what Americans mean by breadsticks? Mini baguettes? I though you meant these things

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There are a few kinds ranging from small loaves to just a pizza crust covered in butter and cut into rectangles.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Those are also breadsticks. Breadsticks are any sticks of bread

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's obvious, the part that my friend doesn't get is "had a great date" which is some ancient tumblr meme

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's a bad date, not great, which is why she filled her purse with bread sticks and ran. It's an old Tumblr fandom meme

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I guess it's an olive garden reference maybe?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I'm guessing here, but being served that much free bread might imply that they got stood up?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There was this whole "oh no my date is crazy, grab all the breadsticks and run" meme a few years ago.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0