The no wars President - Trump tells Iran ‘open the F—in’ Strait, you crazy b——ds,’ — as he warns of new strikes and says ‘praise be to Allah’...

Apr 6, 2026 12:05 AM

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President Trump kicked off Easter Sunday with a foul-mouthed tirade against Iran and praising Allah — warning the regime to “open the f—in'” Strait of Hormuz or else he will ensure the Islamic Republic’s leaders end up in hell.
Mar 3: "We won the war."
Mar 7: "We defeated Iran."
Mar 9: "We must attack Iran." "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully."
Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet."
Mar 13: "We won the war."
Mar 14: "Please help us."
Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it."
Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all." "I was just testing to see who's listening to me." "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad."
Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help." "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO."
Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip -step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz"
Mar 20: "NATO are cowards."
Mar 21: "We don't use it, we don't need to open it."
Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours." "Iran is Dead"
Mar 23: "We are giving them more time."
Mar 24: "The war is nearing its end."
Mar 25: "We are still negotiating."
Mar 26: "Iran is begging for peace. They gave us a gift. We will give them more time."
Mar 27: "Talks with iran are going very well"
Mar 28: "War will be over soon"
Mar 29: "Maybe we take Kharg island, maybe we dont"
Mar 30: "Open the Strait or we will obliterate all energy infrastructure and oil wells"
Mar 31: "We dont need the strait, we got plenty of oil. Get it yourself UK."
Apr 1: "War will be over in two to three weeks"
Apr 4: "Iran has 48 hours or I'll reign down hell"
Apr 5: "Praise be to Allah! Open the fucking straight!"

Bring back 1975 and have an intelligence contest between Prez trumplestilskin and a Pet Rock.

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What a Lame Duck! (Pause 2 absorb the many multi-entendres!)

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It has been interesting to watch him spiral. He created a problem he can't blame on someone else, his own ego won't let him back out, and flailing around till an adult on the world stage gives in isn't happening. He genuinely has no idea what to do because his entire administration is built on theatrics and not skilled action.

We could honestly be watching the real implosion of the administration simply because no one has a clue

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I have my fingers crossed

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Even Marjorie has called him out for this:

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She's still an evil fuckwit, but she's correct in this instance

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She is also complicit. Fuck her.

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I still can’t figure out her angle, other than pure cowardice. She was in Congress, she had the power to oppose him if she disagreed with him. Instead, she quit, and now makes noise from the sidelines, where she can’t make a difference

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