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Jun 22, 2016 3:36 PM
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BiscuitBob
TL DR, mainly cause I've seen this a dozen times already
AccordMoanEye
1 of these is funny.
SlagathorDeb
Mr. Santa-Lost-His-Temper and Ryan Reynolds should get together to compare parenting tips.
daronthebaron
Lol no black dads
ThisUserNameReallySucks
Dad here. These are all true.
LukaPoljak
#17 sooner they understand it, greater the chance they won't ask for too much stuff
wildsoapbox
These guys seem to have it all figured out. They should all write a parenting book together
gottalurv
Cinco de meh
jeffreybaratheon
Hog Face gets me every time.
ropewarrior
every time
ElbowDeepInATshirt
Deer =/= reindeer
Juicemouse
Fuck, im never having children.
muddywatersmentalfapsession
Here is the Einstein on this post!!!
QueenSavcy
You and me both.
busychillin
My son fell out of the front window the other day. He was fine. He told me he meant to do it on accident.
AccordMoanEye
"by accident" or "accidentally".
Thishouldestroyou
Wait. Did he accidentally tell you he meant to do it, or did he actually say "he meant to do it on accident"
HeyGuysAmIRelevantYet
As a dad, I guarantee it was number 2. Also, it may have had something to do with actual number 2. You never know.
MayTheForceBeWithYou
Burrito Tape sounds like an incredible idea
RaniFromEarth
Edible adhesive tape | US 20100272864 A1 | An edible adhesive tape which is applied to food... - http://www.google.com/patents/US20100272864
DreamCatcher01
Yeah, I'd totally buy and use that.
Jacksdismay
Or an inedible idea.
LastMan1
It's called CHEESE bro!!
instantcrush
I wouldn't have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit! Wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit!
IWillNomnomnom
Damn, that was unexpected and I love you right now!
yesididsaythatiswear
Just put an onion ring around it
HeyGuysAmIRelevantYet
Dude. Donut.
ladydeth
+1 for correct use of a period. Because, dude donut might be horrific.
MadVillainousDave
MrtheOffender
http://imgur.com/14gdaJz
LeadByBadExample
When I asked that question, my mom gave me a book with drawings of everything. When I got a bit more curious around 12, I got condoms.
LeadByBadExample
I brought them to a friend's house and me and him filled them with water. His parents weren't thrilled.
palaeastur
Your username is so fitting in this moment.
LeadByBadExample
I have gone through many usernames. This one, though, sums up quite well the way my life somehow always went.