JusASmallTownBoy
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Apr 28, 2018 3:41 AM
JusASmallTownBoy
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Read Bio
ThanosTheGreat
These tables are the worst. I woke up at 2am to glass breaking. Looked outside and the table top was just shattered. Stupid weather
palpameme
I smell my grandad's ash tray
wolfiedk
Shit, I am sitting in my living room, the island of Bornholm and I got mozzie bites all over just looking at this pic,,, ,,,
strudelman
Nice
miscellaneouseye
Replacement glass. That table has seen things, terrible things.
Texshi
Nope never
frowardd
nice
scienceteacherguy
“69”
ensensu
These are great tables to put flytraps under.
IhavenoanusandImustpoop
For me, it's 4 am in a parking lot by a bar or boba shop.
darkwingduckInaMiniSkirt
I'm annoyed that I had to google wyd.
Dankboy20
you need friends to be able to relate to this
Athferion
"When You Dick"?
likehelly
what is with the mm watermark in everything lately
Sadju
I was waiting something clever from your bio, was disappointed.
docmarblerunnerbill
I got 99 problems and 69 of them are mosquito bites.
Mateuet7
Cleaning the sticky glass surface next morning. Full of dried up beer bottle marks, potato chips rests and BBQ sauce. Summer at it's best.
RandalDoggie
In Minnesota, mosquito slaps YOU!
lexielaughs
In Florida, the state bird is a mosquito.
DapperUtahraptor
69 you say...
IdUpvoteYouButYoureAt69
Did someone say 69??
KieranConlon
That noise it makes when you put a drink down though...
mordain23
aGeographicalOddity
Solving the world's problems at 1am
Jenjidai
Deep night and 1AM not related to each other in any way.
EnthusiasticPoopslut
69...nice
thefett
I just got yalled at to come back inside...
dietluigi
3AM in the backyard of a friend of a friend's place, passing a bottle of fireball around.
SarcasticComment
The fact that it's fireball makes this sound like high school.
Tinman2022
...holy shit...this is spot on...
MadTrippin
thanks mate, spot on
CanadianMango
Jokes on you, I have no friends lol
CongratsYouAreHereNow
Except 1am, try 5am
GeorgeRRZimmerman
And being high as balls.
plamboo
Smoking a few bowls, drinking a few beers, chain smoking cigs... good times
CongratsYouAreHereNow
giraffe balls
IrishBarBalm
What's with the MM watermark slapped on everything lately?
phantasmaphilia
musky meatballs
Trentski
Moderately Mature content tag in frame. It’s sickening what lengths we go to in the name of moderation!
MemeStealingSkeleton
Stands for man milk
alexandurp
Its just a tasty meme, that's all.
storebrandproductmascot
But it doesn't mean... like anything at all?
Cheomesh
...do any memes.
Mackeroy
probably some fuckhead's watermark, people are watermarking memes now for some reason
ImgursLibertarian
Tracking my effectiveness. Seeing how long until my hot libertarian garbage is on my cold facebook page.
DopeChicken
I can smell the citronella ... and, other stuff ...
OhQuietOne
Weed. That table smells like weed.
AssembledInCanada
must be skunk
Dizak55
Username checks out
DopeChicken
Everyone thinks that about my username. But I always pictured it more like Foghorn Leghorn-in-sunglasses kind of dope.
shimmernshine
It bothers me that the frame has a hole for an umbrella but the tabletop does not.
Cmycherrytree
Now it bothers me too. Thanks, like I needed an addition to what bothers me.
Brandy321
It's to hold the citronella candle and have it flicker in the textured glass.... and to singe off all your leg hair. No more shaving!
slapmethrice
Good catch!
shimmernshine
How the hell did this get so many upvotes? This is why I come here!
InternetExplorer2001
It bothers me that you have access to the internet.
shimmernshine
Why?
Crawmak
Guess we know why there's no umbrella at least. The tables always have the holes, but never an umbrella.
Totallyscrewedinaustin
That's cause the umbrella is sold separately
SandwichRGood
Or it could be like... To hold the table legs together...
ImgursLibertarian
The glass broke, this is the replacement top.
Shohanna
man, mine broke and I couldn't get a replacement. Had to use the OLD table. /sigh
scooterific
Probably had one at one point but someone got drunk at a party and broke it so they replaced it and stopped inviting him over
NotAfraidToOffendYou
This
kellie7476
johnny538
This is probably what the deep night conversation was about
kingsportmexican12
r/mildlyinfuriating
TheCarolingian
It is to brace the legs.
Dragon10449
This, and probably the same part they use on models with an umbrella hole. Allows them to keep parts list and cost down
throw4w4y1234
As an industrial engineer in manufacturing, this.
Showmeyourotters
Was going to suggest the top also may have been replaced, but after a second look at the edging I don't think it's that type of table
skiddlydoodaps
Actually the black edging slides down onto the glass top, which rests on the upper legs
AsSeenByMacaroni
You just gotta push extra hard with the umbrella
Placentaur
Capri-sun style
shimmernshine
get a group of chemical engineering students together and I'm sure they will figure out a way to melt a hole.
Noevilgifs
Sand, water, a bucket and a new 1.5 inch hole drillbit
shimmernshine
*powers down 2 watt argon laser* fine.
ElynaerDeiros
Oof.
jdm2
2 Watts? Are you looking to engrave on the surface?
TheCorenthian
Guys, ah found the machinist!
Noevilgifs
Actually I learned it from AvE