ExtremeVaginalDischarge
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Feb 26, 2016 7:53 AM
ExtremeVaginalDischarge
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Phelpysan
Page broke while trying to view. +1
BilldeGrasseHawkingTheArchaeologist
Sigh *unsheathes*
Jacks0027
The app crashed twice trying to get through this gallery.
Ben1551
I cant scroll down this without chrome coming to a stop lots of pixels
averagepegasus
my browser have issue scrolling down
geekatronic83
oooooooh pretty
SuicidalMuffins
MMMM DAT PIXEL DENSITY
maravirocnroll
Yes, there are in fact more than two pixels in each of those pictures.
Dannydelacruz3
You see those warriors from Hammerfell? They’ve got curved swords. Curved. Swords.
Robbann
so edgy
MoleGrips
That bastard's full of pixels
Korbo
The top comment on this post should be "Bastards!", or anything with bastard in it really. But it isn't. And that makes me sad.
Cheomesh
As a swordsman, this is cake to me. Also, I think this is all Albion stuff.
woedens
As a HEMA practioner, looks like you're right!
Cheomesh
I, too, HEMA
Archereus
Crashed my phone app as I was scrolling +1
Carpinwolf
Those pommels ended my frame rate rightly!
TheWorkerofSecrets
Beautiful swords
superking32
REPOST
DarkGetzeye
Albion Swords? If so Skallagrim would have such a hard on...
Pyroman1acal
Is it bad that between the quality and the fact that these are fucking awesome, I just got a boner?
akaBruce
These swords are more beautiful that those super fat and jagged swords you find in most rpgs. God bless the Witcher series.
minigunner90m
Dat claymore do
thelgndry
The server literally crashed as i was scrolling through this post. I LOL'd so hard the ppl 3 offices down came to ask what was so funny.
NotEvenSortaFunny
Y'all could say it's...sharp.
JeppeIsMe
Reposted with same title, 1/7
OfficerBob
This post cut right through me....
aFuckinChair
I could kill for a sword like that...
TautologyMan
Not if the other guy had a sword like that.
Maxisen
I could kill with a sword like that
PoppinLochNessHopster
I killed a sword once
IPostSwords
It'd only cost you 1000ish USD to buy one, so killing seems excessive
PeopleAreMadeToBeBroken
#17 is a kriegsmesser, #23 is an Albion Caithness IIRC. Both available at kultofathena
IPostSwords
they're all albions
PeopleAreMadeToBeBroken
I didnt know for sure so didnt say. So thanks fam!
IPostSwords
I made the original 69 photo post with names and everything, so I'm very sure they're all albions
Cyclophile
Well it crashed the mobile app, so you have that going for you.
Ericlol
Can confirm. 2 times crashed on iphone 6
Sirrussel5
You bastard. I was gonna comment that. Shits true though. I hit the 7th or 8th image, then black. Then it closed the app.
halfswing
Came to say this. Crashed my phone twice.
AdammRW
Crashed at last image 10/10
teslavsedison
Can also confirm. I got to the last image and it exited. A beautiful moment.
IDiddleFishDaily
My nexus 6 seems to be handling it just fine. Haven't had a single problem
Matt10AE
I keep trying to reply before my app crashes. Tell my family... I love them.
ButtcrackBanana
Can confirm. Twice on my iPhone 6. Sick pixels.
ObeseLlama
Same I keep crashing on this
kirjo
"How many pixels are actually there?" "all."
shipshiphooray
An elegant weapon from a more civilized age
wardarama
At least 6
imsuperseriously
Well, you're not wrong...
pashka555
NO! It's not "all" ! It's "Yes" instead!
Crafty7630
No its Y'all
BearsBeetsBananas
Ironically, it didn't crash until I read this comment.
Germurican
Without zoom:![]()
Germurican
Open in new tab, it's mighty fine.
InitHello
1,720,702,635. There are 1,720,702,635 pixels.
kirjo
so... that's like... every?
InitHello
Yes, it is all of the pixel, as you pointed out.
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InitHello
1,428,545,708 pixels.
IPostSwords
some of them arent the same resolution as the rest. try again.
InitHello
j=0 ; for i in *.jpg ; do x=$(file $i | awk '{print $(NF-2)}' | sed 's/\([0-9]\+\)x\([0-9]\+\),/\1*\2/') ; j=$[j+x] ; done ; echo $j
InitHello
That's my script, you're welcome to check me.
Kayayayaya
I got 577,075,200, but I guess I messed up somewhere. :(
Kayayayaya
I made an assumption and made an ass of just myself.
InitHello
No, I'm the one who messed up, see my conversation with @IPostSwords.
Kayayayaya
There are a few with other sizes, hence why I messed up by assuming.
TwinkleSpark
I don't know what to do with this information
InitHello
I don't know either.
SkyrimForTheDragons
Fap to it
myclevarusername
-Here's your knife.
myclevarusername
Sword!
myclevarusername
Whatever!!
raymaehn
*adjusts nerd glasses* um, actually, there is a knife in there. 10th from the bottom is a Kriegsmesser (war knife)
myclevarusername
Knife knowing you.
IPostSwords
Messer are only knives by name, though. Lets face it, it's a fucking sword with a sandwich fulltang grip
raymaehn
Well... Yeah... I just love to nitpick is all.
IPostSwords
So do I. I just also like to be a dick
YouCatfish
It's crashed my app twice now, is that not enough!?
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YouCatfish
Yup, you got me