foxxieface
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MV edit: thanks all.for the welcome. Sorry for the lack of sound on the vid; I done did f'd up on that one. /lh
TheSmuggestPineapple
#18 and here i thought /hj was a polite offer.
ThePastmaster
https://imgur.com/glH8drw Because contraction pre-dates earthquake by several centuries.
whysodefensivecap
#36 :(
Starbolt81
#25 6 months? Those are rookie numbers
CrazyPhD
#26 ⁰ yep, checks out
TotallyNotASnail
#7 Gay people exist? I thought my friend was only joking when he sucked my dick
SpanWolf
No homo bromo.
praxis17
#25 6 months? Those are rookie numbers
BoonDren
#26 Are we talking the number pad 0 or the top one?
Noksus
#7 If you really believe in God you should know it's not your job to judge anyone. Who are you to do that? You are not free of sin either.
CygloPargen
⁰ ... well I'll be
Artsisdead
#1 When your pet tiger nuts inside of you and you remember that you didn't bring tissues to the bedroom
foxxieface
Everything about this sentence is brilliant. Thank you.
wadenelson
I found the key to heaven: Serve others. Look for every opportunity to serve. Seize it! Me, I help people with flat tires / breakdowns
tellyourdogisaidhi
I read #43 in the voice of Baymax and almost peed from laughing so hard
kroske1
Artist naming: Weird AL- that's right, I fucking said it.
Maulbert
#49 Night man, sneaky and mean, spider inside my dreams, I think I love you....
toSlayWithPen
There is a spider! (spider.... spider...) Deep in my soul!! (soul... soul...)
njessup1992
u mak teardrop dead face I <3 U
Hillhome
#49 weird al
SkillDeath
#49 James Hetfield
Nathanasaur
#23 Oh. Oh no....
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
#40 ...the 90s in the UK.....bonus Vic Reeves as Lloyd Grossman
TheSongofRiver
ScarecrowSticks
#5 has or has not sound?
DaringSteel
#39 seems… insufficiently imaginative. What about being afraid that there’s nothing else in the dark? Or of not being able to get back down?
DaringSteel
Or that there’s something else behind the faces? Or that I’ll lose myself in love and never be able to step back?
Potatostein
#18 SAVED
CausticLemonEnema
#49 this is why I love metal so damned much. Its GENUINE
ScarecrowSticks
Artist: Oxfordinary
akrabbim
No, Colin, no....
Averagexception
Alas, I have only one up doot to give and this deserves more !
ScarecrowSticks
For more, check out @Oxfordinary then
3KnucklesDeep
#25 Have you ever seen the "have you ever seen the rain" lyrics, coming down on an internet page?
KaspersPrincess
#16 the customer is always right is based on option and personal taste. Design a pink flanell with pooping flamingos? /1
KaspersPrincess
Then yes, the customer is right in wanting that. Scream at your cashier? Then the customer is an asshole without manners.
Primotimewaster
#16 should be posted every where face to face customer service is provided. Now, something for CS over the phone. Too many assholes grow
Primotimewaster
what I call telephone testicles on a call. Never a reason to scream at, swear at or call a rep nasty names. Highly doubt you'd do so to my
Primotimewaster
face. If you're one of the rare few that would do so, realize that there are also unstable reps that would knock you the fuck out. Be nice.
LeoSalt
There's tons of those who swear at you in person, more than you'd think. Telling them to f off is an art though
rouxmorgue13
Solid first post! One question, the keys to heaven and hell have three keys on the ring, where does the third go????
Yaeltra
Ohio
Bacxaber
Neil's house.
Shelest
The heaven doors require 2 keys to be used simultaneously by 2 security personnel, as per containment procedures.
Girigo
It goes to "and"
KnightChieftain
Purgatory.... Or New Jersey
welldoneamigo
the glove box
HunglikeaHamster
The toilet. You have to go before you enter hell, because it's damnation without relief.
TygrF
Thank you, Rowan Atkinson!
ThePastmaster
Purgatory.
foxxieface
The 90's of course. Neither terrible nor brilliant & also both at the same time. A waiting post before finality. The last of existence.
Ninjainslippers
TIL the 90s were purgatory. It all makes sense now.
DookieHowserMD
Brilliant
TheShogunMustGoOn
DontusetheMword
#4 he was singing island in the sun wasn't he?
brattius
It needs sound!!
KabouterPimpelmees
Saucy with sound: https://www.tiktok.com/@baby_yoda_lover_69/video/6919392160412470533