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With senior doggos tax.
Edit post:. Wow! First time to the front page! Thank you everyone! So.... I'm not sure how this works... Send pets? Or favorite fandom memes?
NapoleonDynOmite
Noah already had his whole family on the Ark. No reason for any more people. All animals are the product of incest. Wtf bible?
weasel
Quality dump. 10/10 would recommend to a friend
homohuman
Beautiful doggos
Lots43
The first one, the Snickers one, is from JimBenton.com
Snooj
For everyone complaining about the math in #3, your mom isn't going to keep looking at your ugly face. She's gonna hit you on the way by.
Phortune
Not my daughter, you bitch!
desolatorx
Are we sure #1 isn't Muriel from courage the cowardly dog?
Leafus
Some of you bros didn't have single moms who would pull the entire car off the highway just to beat your ass in front of everyone
supermanifold
She do be like dat some of the times
kingrd
What the hell is UNO doing these days? We don't want your shitty house rules taken as official rules. It's a simple and fun game as is
getUpAndMoving
#18 I'm glad you have someone, but don't dangle it front of my face. I've been single for a long time. And I don't give a fuck
Pokedthebear
#3 *180
Funnyjunker
That's the joke.
ComcastLover
PulpReality
PleasantPeasantPheasant
It blocks the mirror.
HumanBeanJuice420
I think he meant a 360 degrees motion with an extended hand for slapping at exactly 180..
Andersen81
Exatly, 360 with a bicth slap in the middle is much better, boss move
shadowmoon522
#2 be like
RJDusmc08
I’m too dumb to understand the Cena one
StiefMunk
I didn't see Cena anywhere in this dump
3Davideo
#3 You see, when I see a car with rotating seats, ???????? people was not the first idea that came into my head.
MrChadH
#1 Margret gets it.
LicensedAdHominem
The author updated the comic for 2020.
VarriksTheLoyal
*waits patiently for Aisle 15 to be summoned to the post*
CyborgMatador
She's gonna do a what and beat your ass?
dalaiyoda
She kicks off with enough force to perform a 360. At 180, her hand makes brief but forceful contact with your face. She continues back to 0.
SoraHjort
#9 And it would be a bigger and better flag! On a larger pole! with a itty bitty ankle high wall around it to keep them from doing it again.
itsthevoiceman
#3 180
3Davideo
#28 Ironically enough, regular peanut butter (and peanut butter candy like Reese's) has that effect on me anyway.
supermanifold
Gotta love Reese’s though!
supermanifold
Why?
3Davideo
Hell if I know. I just tracked my eating habits and found the culprit.
supermanifold
I didn’t think peanut butter was capable of doing this? What’s in peanut butter that — um — facilitates release?
3Davideo
Hell if I know. I just tracked my eating habits and found the culprit. Maybe it's the sugar or something?
UnsavoryCommenter
Yo brachycephalic breeds should not be around open water.
Tyrannotron
Or they just threw away melted junk since it had to be frozen and apparently you left it in the fridge:
sauceje
My biggest question is why are you bringing your dog laxatives to work?...
CrappySocialSkills
Got them on the way to work/at lunch would be my guess.
canucker327
And how can you steal what’s not yours?
CrappySocialSkills
That is really the only way you CAN steal? Take your vitamins man.
MstrES
How can mirrors be real if we don't realize the lies of our eyes.
EchoOfSnac
Thanks, Jaden.
StonesOnTheHill
#5 That's be a kinda cool scene in a movie. A wizard duel, where you at first just see the wizards mumble and gesture, but then their(1/2)
StonesOnTheHill
Protective charms start just rupturing or burning to ash, and the more charms disintegrate, the more you actually see the effects of (2/3)
StonesOnTheHill
Their spells, until, at the end, they only have their most primal, primitive looking, ancient amulets left, and everything around them (3/4)
StonesOnTheHill
Is chaos as their clothes start to singe and their bodies start to twist and wither as their desperation grows.(4/4)
HardOnStrokeFoundation
#9 "a couple million" oh my sweet summer child
BESTtaylorINAUSTRALIA
I think the humanoid Robots that can take a beating & do manual tasks the U.S companies have been working on is for this very job
3Davideo
Nevertheless, with launch costs at $10,000/kg for low orbit - and even worse for sending to the moon - it'll probably cost billions.
BESTtaylorINAUSTRALIA
It's the costings the NASA price? Isn't it cheaper with others?
3Davideo
No. The Delta IV Heavy, one of the highest-capacity rockets currently flying and operated by ULA (a private company), costs around $350M >
3Davideo
> per launch. To a high-energy orbit such as a geostationary transfer orbit, it can launch only about 14,000 kg. Not only would sending >