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Jun 18, 2022 3:24 AM
doublebutttriplehut
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metalrulercid
#12 oh fuck off!!!! +1
vakler
#15 he's already won
LouisSlungpue
#45
Salpinus
#36 this is American healthcare
idontknowyoufromadam
#15 - Snopes says satire, not news. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/lottery-winner-arrested-dumping-200000-manure-lawn-former-boss/
Mydogismybestman
#5 Did it run down your leg?
apathyboy
#17 Inside every man there is a beard trying to get out.
uzetaab
Yours is much better.
butthurtnevergetsbetter
#12 Raise glasses, rub eyes. Huh, it's still fuzzy. Rub eyes again. Still fuzzy. LOWER GLASSES. Ah, yes.
HedonistBeard
I pull on my eyelid so it pops, it usually snaps it back into focus. Usually here being used in the less common way meaning once upon a time
AmassingMoss
#47 We finally solved perpetual motion. Excellent work everyone.
TheRoadOfExcessLeadsToThePalaceOfWisdom
Works on paper!
RobertTheBruise
#24
vellichords
holy shit
BeanTootsAreBest
#23 cannot unsee
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
#11 empire of the Sun
m3d1cated
DemonFluffer1000
#30
TerranIV
#32 "Sierra" is a horrible choice for "S" because it starts with "SEE" which sounds just like "C". "Santa" is much better.
BeanTootsAreBest
#3 looks like one of those sesame street "yuuuuup" things
iluvdis
#1 that fucking snail mang. Got out of that tungsten sphere already
GoldblumNoises
They're Martians, or yip yips
KaptainObveeus
Yyyyip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip... uh huh, uh huh
Baeloro
#2 would date
CadeGreenbottle
#14 I'd still find a way to fall down them bitches
DonKeedek
#47 I don't get it
LegendaryGrumpyCat
I think it is showing that it would spin itself bc the 9 becomes a 6 on one side, so therefore weighs less.
FoxGodRecords
Or just. . . 69.
Laxbun
#28 why so many pubes on the floor? Damn, get a vacuum...
jelliebellie1940
#2. Would def bang Captain Kirkette.
HedonistBeard
So would he.
therealpopkiller
I think I’m in love with Wilhimena Shatner
AmassingMoss
Jaime T. Kirk
resworn
Chuck Norris is a POS so anything he approves of, I'm out.
vicvalour
#1 yeah, like in a fucking tungsten ball, fuck you snail!
mrlemonofbanana
CaptainAmerica.jpg
vakler
#3
Vblink
#45 it was an honest mistake.
chrisjohnson76
#7 PickMe Ups
ExTechOp
#44 2:30 is the time to visit a dentist.
hightechpirate
#4 hint: it's not actually a caterpillar
hightechpirate
It's his Weiner
TheDeucer
#47
action22
Nice.
tassadar102
Nice.
GiveMeBaconFriend
Ecin
Miketothed
Nice.
implosion3
SleepyGary
Yeah, best to get it out of the way quickly before someone finds you humping their cushion
implosion3
doublejubean
#22
killerswiller
Meanwhile, all I can think of is this:
PSUTerra
This one is a better fit:
doublejubean
doublejubean
PSUTerra