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What most of us really want to know...
I'm probably on some type of list now.
Apr 11, 2018 9:31 PM
Thatsnothowanyofthisworks
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I'm probably on some type of list now.
RasperryThrone
Zuck looks like one of those late night show bits where they superimpose someone's mouth over a still image.
Courtneyfromjawbreaker
lol DICK Durbin
ensensu
MRW people argue about penises on the internet.
v
lichenit
classicwhodunnit
I like this.
paulpounder
mattbl
But someone needs to really answer the question... please...
TraugottMiller
Trannies have boobs. So: No.
AnwarTime
Can he BE more awkward...
Chickenbuttholeremover
Depends on how feminine the tranny looks. More lady or more boy might decide that. Or ya just might be gay.
tsjamiefrench18
Pretty sure the whole penis thing decides what’s gay and what isn’t. Source: Am trans, gay as A rainbow, actual straight dudes do NOT want.
MealeaYing
THAT was funny as hell!
braintortilla
But what was actually said? Timestamped sauce?
Metallicat70
Why do billionaires people don't fix their hair? Get your hair did son, fuck. Smile creepy AF too.
BarretXIII
TomValentine
Man-woman porn is 50% gay. Two blokes is 100% & 1 tranny one girl is 25% gay
fredbloxx
Sleaze vs scumbag billionaire-who has the most to hide?
Bear456
iamthisguy247
It's a trap!
SpyrusCogwheel
Duh
thatgotoutofhand
What was the actual question?
MisterEerieO
~ someone answer this netizen
smashpro1
If Zuckerberg would give out information like what hotel he was staying in and who, if anyone, he messaged.
fatman6288
+1
divingdeepintopussycats
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NachoManTX
Source : https://youtu.be/jxLGPDvBD2c
gingen
Thank you
TheBullshitter
redmangc
Hello FriendArin
TheBullshitter
I am frienddog
SometimesMyCatLaysOnMyKeyboardAndUpvotesStuffIActuallyDontLike
If Monika says it, it must be true.
torradarpedo
Anybody got the source segment?
FirePrinceZuzu
Yes, some people do.
popgoboom
https://youtu.be/BylLTX05jSY at 3:36:53
elizabethtarington
https://youtu.be/BylLTX05jSY?t=3h36m57s
asliceofpizzahas430calories
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BreakfastWithCountChocula
Funny, a friend of mine said to me, while having lunch, that she needed yarn to knit. The next day, yarn ads all over my Facebook feed.
Millface1
yeah, siri and google voice are always listening, whether the phone is on or not. Though I've tried and never gotten this to work for me.
BreakfastWithCountChocula
Funny thing is, I disabled Google Voice with Nova Launcher. Dunno about my friend though...
Millface1
I believe it at this point (didn't at first) but for some reason no matter how many times I shout ANAL BEADS near my phone I get nothing.
maximillious
Same with me about only my friend told me about a comic book store they visited in a city ive never been to. Poof an add for the store.
BreakfastWithCountChocula
You know what's more scary? Neither my friend and I had our phones opened.
IDidntWantTheBetaVersionHelp
Yep. This is happening to everyone. Yep.
BreakfastWithCountChocula
I'm going to have to speak utter nonsense just to fuck with their algorithm a bit.
IDidntWantTheBetaVersionHelp
Boy, that'll show 'em.
BreakfastWithCountChocula
Oh look at that, you broke my sarcasm meter...
BrothaDarkness
Flymolo30
But have you seen Bailey Jay or Sue Lightning?
Maddyxm
Watch how quickly I steal this
Seggs
if i may indulge a tangent; which episode is the one where riley keeps pausing grandad?
fudgex
Pretty sure the episode is called ‘pause’ or ‘unpause’, it’s the third season for sure
cloudmarusan
Dayum beat be to it
VladimirsKacs
You forgot to say "No homo"
Izael
Where does that gif come from?
gorillaClutch
it's only gay if her dick is bigger than yours, even then you just gotta say "no homo" before hand
GamingRooster
no, if you say no homo, you recognise that it is homo, so if you don't say it, you can play the fool. its a safe as a condom is useful in 1
GamingRooster
a lesbian sex club
StatmanIbrahimovic
just before hand, not before anything else?
gorillaClutch
I mean once your mouth is occupied it becomes a bit harder to say
FunctioningWorkaholic
but only if it becomes harder
JojoNicholasHancock
Maldraek
No, girls with testicles are men.
Zelkon527
AnimeIsMostlyTrash
This fucker and Tetra from Log Horizon nearly had me throwing remotes, phones and anything I could get my hands on at the tv
SexualConsent
Please do not throw loved ones at TV screens
visioneightfold
throwing things at the tv won’t make them real ????
Geekyre
I mean isn't tetra a girl but the player was a boy? So soul of a boy I guess trapped in the game avatar of a girl? I may be mistaken.
cbale2000
There was a show I saw once where they made a gag out of not knowing the gender of one of the characters to the point where...
cbale2000
They would give him his own bathroom/changing room/spa area rather than let him pick one (though he insisted he was a guy).
DanSapSan
Assassination Classroom also had a lot of fun revealing the main protagonists gender.
frienno
Baka to test. You are talking about hideyoshi
TakeAFannyGallop
Is that the actual words they’re saying? Cause those first two questions were completely unrelated.
Benjaminiarwain
Idkimadeanaccountjustforthis
No he asked what hotel zuck stayed at, and he said he didn't want to answer that, then he asked what his last message he sent said, and zuck
Idkimadeanaccountjustforthis
Said he didn't want to answer that either, so the senator said, "I think that's why we're here, people don't like private info being leaked
snuggsalot
Which is why they don’t post it on a social media if they are any bit aware
theirarefourlights
The point is, Facebook has access to a lot of info or can infer a lot of info that you didn’t explicitly give it access to. 1/2
theirarefourlights
For instance It might use facial recognition to discern faces in your photos of people that even you don’t know. 2/2
Thatsnothowanyofthisworks
This is the founder of Facebook testifying to congress about the data breach. So no.
bluemyles
I mean considering how poor some of the questions were this one is almost believable.
crazyfiddler
Something about if Zuck would share what hotel he stayed in the night before. And also if he would share all his texts on his phone.
LeSmelborpOfImgur
Next Zuck AMA
Zreen
youknowwhatiamsaying
What's he saying in the original video tho
GodIHateMemes
Senator is asking him whether he would tell them what hotel he's staying in, before following up with a question about Facebook tracking.
Livingstone98
Sen Durban: "Mr. Zuckerberg, would you be comfortable sharing with us the name of the hotel you stayed in last night?" Zucc: "No."
Livingstone98
DURBIN: "If you messaged anybody this week, would you share with us the names of the people you've messaged?" Zucc: "Senator, no. I would
Livingstone98
probably not choose to do that publicly, here." Durbin: "I think that may be what this is all about: your right to privacy, the limits of
EMTMarv
Kleas706
Transgender trap?
CrissCross35
If you like the trap due to he looks like a girl, then it isn't gay. If you like the trap due to he got a penis then it is.
NitherNor
Traps are only gay if your balls touch.
DuckStampede
failurez
RipOffTheBandAid
StopAskingMeForAnAccountImgurIWannaLurk
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
Genuinely amazed this has any upvotes on imgur, even in with lighthearted memeness.
Alexanderhelios
"The dick doesn't make it any better"
v
Preservation
DirectorBright
Even if that was true, the trap is still gay.
alfielion
BigAZNMan
SpaghettiHeresy
Someday, this will be a template for a new meme
DetectiveSloth
Nothing wrong with sucking a girls dick
MaxieMooo
Guys with tits not girls with dicks
ElectricOwl99
Do you not like tits? Now that’s gay.
MaxieMooo
Don't remember saying that but sure..
kellogleo
Flawless logic
Trubo
Trogdoooooooor
s7ill8orn
I'm gonna need a source
Preservation
MarxSoul
I was gonna ask for sauce but then I remembered the context of the thread
Emperor462
Necrosmos I think, google it
ChromeEagle
RexZE
I appreciate your unintentional but welcome distribution of this
Trubo
[CHINZURI BOP (Chinzurena)] Muchi Homo Kanojo | My Best (Girl) Friend is an Ignorant Homo]
ProfessorLily
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Alexanderhelios
frequentdot
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hmanorange1
Dot my dude
neotheIcecream
Confused dot
DracoMajor
D-D-D-DOT THE BASE
ZeKiller
WhatsYourStoryHomie
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TheQuestionFewpeopledoFeweventhinktoaskthequestion
All these Salty people are angry at him for a "breach of privacy"idiots DID YOU NOT READ WHAT YOU AGREED TO WHEN YOU SIGNED UP!?u allowed it
KevinRPD
That is creepy as fuck, but I guess it IS rare to see him not in a hoodie.
KeatonTS
how it feels to be on the internet
Hippehpanda
That makes me so uncomfortable, like it is stressing me out just to look at it.
Meatchris
how did he see the judges?
blastedsteak
It wasn’t fair. Only 44 of them vs him. Unfair intellectual matchup.
Noob3rts
Now we know why he was a fucking lizard person, my god.
IWasToldThereWasCake
They are like a swarm of locusts
heartlessninja6
Now I get the Comey/Zuckerberg robot face.
Ruhig
I think I'd just bring a blanket to drape over myself.
ActuallyAPirate
Woooooooooooow
IHateyouIfyouremoreattractivethanme
That's when you let out a nice long wet fart.
GeddyLee2112
Is this real?? Is it like this for everyone??
SomeGrayFox
It's like he's part cat.
KINGMARKUS22
Well no wonder he looked so nervous
blastedsteak
So at a hearing to protect people’s privacy they live stream 10 hours of questioning with dozen cameras on his face in addition to this.
AlwaysandEventuallyHannah
The reflections on the table looked like fog and I thought someone had edited it to make it look dramatic and supervillainey
ceramicpear
bananatoast
My spirit animal.
TheLittleDetailsOfImgur
Looks like an invasion of privacy, eh?
SmartAssWithAKeyboard
I would lose my shit SO. FAST. they'd have to escort me out under armed guard. That's RAGEQUITE inducing.
SunBrolem
WHATS IT LIKE ASSHOLE
GTimgur
Ooo nice
PenisShapedPoops
obedienceispatriotism
Haha was that how the entire testimony went? No wonder he was so white
improbablylyingforreal
poorwhitetrash
Why? Because he has a good job and a respectable credit score, you racist!
6double
Nope, majority of the time was totally clear in front of him. Also he used a booster seat in his chair.
Whyt128
Wireless charger
iluvbunbuns
Melanorosaurus
My god, that's terrifying.
PrimeAlphaOne
God doesn't exist.
HowWasThisUsernameNotTaken
He's getting what his product is getting every day: scrutiny for later marketing purposes.
Jusmar
And he's a massive introvert.
magicpocket
Good.
vandan117
PenisShapedPoops
Jusmar
That a bit sadistic
shmekie
I mean he’s apologized for invading privacy and going too far since Harvard so...
giraffinator
I kinda see how they managed to get those weird ass photos now. That's Ridiculous. No one should be subject to that bollocks
iAmLordBeer
Meh, he kind of earned it.
doyoufeelit
Disagreed.
jeeeps
I wonder if this is how our data is viewed, except we have no idea of who/what is looking at it
PaleChixAreMyFetish
Yeah that poor dear. He'll probably go home and cry into his money-pillow.
DrBabyDanny
Like.. a pillow made of money or stuffed with? Velum isn’t quite soft enough to make it a worthwhile pillow textile imo
Argondey
Both, it may seem uncomfortable, but you should have felt the one made of solid gold!
DarthTasty
asking the real questions