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This report is CLOSED. Any further edits must be approved by an O-5 level authority, except for basic grammatical and spelling corrections. Any further information about this incident should be placed in a supplemental report.
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This report compiled by:
01:12 - Dr. Clef/SL█
01:15 - Dr. Kondraki/SL3
04:37 - Kain Pathos Crow/SL4
04:38 - Dr. Gears/SL█
1:19 - Far2/SL█
1:20 - Bijhan/SL█
1:21 - Dr. Bright/SL█
[DATA CORRUPT]
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Synopsis
On ██-██-████, Dr. A. Clef made the following recommendation on the log re: SCP-239
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My analysis of the situation has led me to the conclusion that SCP-239 is an unacceptable containment and security risk. Although several proposals have been made re: using her for containing other SCPs, the example of SCP-953 and others must serve as a stark reminder of the risks of overestimating the Foundation's ability to control SCPs with reality-altering powers.
I would therefore like to make the following proposal: a dagger will be constructed of SCP-148, capable of penetrating SCP-239's otherwise invincible skin. This weapon will be used to terminate SCP-239 while she is asleep and her powers are neutralized. Because of the danger of SCP-239 awakening and resisting termination, it is my recommendation that the selected operative carry SCP-668 as well, in order to minimize complications.
One of the dangers of this procedure is the possibility that SCP-239 will awaken and perceive the operative as a friend or "good person," thus changing reality to match. It is for this reason that I would like to volunteer to carry out the procedure personally. A review of my personnel file should indicate that my [DATA EXPUNGED] should allow me to carry out the operation even after a reality shift of this nature.
- Clef
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Unfortunately, Dr. Clef made the error of transmitting his proposal en clair instead of through secured channels. Knowledge of his plan of action reached several staff members at Site-17. As documented under Incident Report 239-A, SCP-239 had formed bonds with several staff members at Site-17. Whether motivated by ordinary sympathy or, as Clef predicted, due to SCP-239's reality-altering abilities causing those on site to be perceived as friends, several staff members were motivated to take action to prevent Dr. Clef from carrying out his proposed plan of action: in particular, Dr. ████████ Kondraki.
Evidence relating to the resulting incident is, unfortunately, incomplete and unclear at best. Efforts are currently underway to piece together the events that occurred through personal logs, official records, and post-incident interviews.
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Surveillance Log x92███, Date █-██-████
23:02 - Dr. Kondraki departs living quarters
█-██-████
00:03 - Access to SCP-408 containment unit authorized by Dr. Kondraki
00:05 - Dr. Kondraki enters containment
05:13 - Dr. Kondraki enters containment
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Personal log of Dr. A. Clef, SL█
I, A█████ H████ C███, being of sound mind and body, hereby declare that the actions I am about to take are mine and mine alone, and that I am not acting on the orders of any outside body or official Foundation representative. I also declare that I am a liar. Which part of my prior statement is a lie I will leave for the historians and you post-incident investigators to puzzle over. Perhaps I was lying that I am a liar. There's an infinite feedback loop to crash your brains.
I believe that I have tipped my hand too far, and the time to act is now. If my suspicions are confirmed, and the staff of Site 17 have been compromised, it is only a matter of time before someone there informs 239 of my plan of action. After that, it's impossible to tell what may result. My unique character flaws may help to protect me from any resulting reality shifts, but a CK-Class restructuring is still a CK-Class restructuring. All things considered, I like the world as it is.
I have constructed several weapons out of telekill alloy in the short time I had to prepare: they should provide me with a variety of kill options at varying ranges. Incidentally, I am disappointed in the other members of the Foundation at their lack of initiative: knowing of a highly dangerous Keter-class SCP's vulnerability, they nonetheless refused to neutralize it. Perhaps this is a result of the SCP's reality-altering powers, or perhaps it is simple sentimentality towards a dangerous weapon that takes the form of a small child. Probably the latter. My "colleagues" do have a distressing tendency to show unwarranted leniency towards highly destructive humanoid Keter-class SCPs.
Hypothesis: if an enemy wished to destroy the Foundation, all they would need is ten nuclear weapons in the kiloton range, disguised as Girl Scouts.
Unfortunately, I was unsuccessful in securing the Genovese Blade before leaving Site 19, which means that I will be unable to use it to bypass base security. However, my outside contacts have provided me with a variety of technological surrogates which may suffice. In addition, my personal digital assistant has been linked to my ocular and aural implants. In the event of a mission abort or failure, all data regarding this mission shall be immediately transmitted to the GOC, all O5-level Foundation personnel, the FBI's Unusual Incidents Unit, and ███. In the event of personal life sign termination, the Clef unit at the GOC (Treble) is to execute Procedure Pizzicato (Planetary Sterilization).
By the way, I'd like to remind everyone reading this log at Post-Incident Investigation (Hi there, Mel!) that I am a liar and there is no Clef unit at the GOC, no Procedure Pizzicato, and no data dump to be carried out in the event of my death. Probably not. Maybe. There's a good chance of it.
Arrival in ten minutes. Mission begins.
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Surveillance Log x92███, Date █-██-█████-██-████
4:45 VTOL 505 arrives at landing pad 7.
4:46 Six (6) Site-17 security agents arrive on-scene.
4:47 Dr. Clef is ordered to exit VTOL 505 and lay down on the ground with his hands on his head. Dr. Clef complies.
4:48 Unknown event. Four (4) security agents temporarily stunned by effects. Remaining two (2) rendered unconscious. Dr. Clef is observed drawing a pistol from his lab coat and firing twelve (12) tranquilizer darts, giving each agent a double-dose of [DATA EXPUNGED].
4:52 Further resistance from Site-17 Security Personnel.
5:02 Resistance neutralized.
5:10 Dr. Clef enters Site-17.
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Surveilance Log x92███, Date █-██-████
05:11 Several Level 1 security personnel arrive at Site 17 main entrance.
05:13 Security personnel neutralized by [DATA EXPUNGED].
05:17 Noted change in surroundings, several signs altered, hallway B-7 intersection becomes dead end.
06:02 Large flash of light erupts from hallway B-7.
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Personal log of Dr. A. Clef, SL█
It's worse than I thought.
The reality shifts have already started to occur. The walls have shifted, everything's not where it should be. My Site-17 map is completely useless. All I can do is follow the signs and hope they lead me to the right place.
Damn, what the hell is going on here? I could have sworn that was a doorway a moment ago…
Wait a minute.
[Sound of a hand slapping against metal]
Butterflies? [Manic laughter] Konny, you magnificent bastard! I've read your…
[Another male voice is heard saying, "Smile you sonovabitch!"]
[DATA CORRUPT]
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Surveilance Log x92███, Date █-██-████
06:04 SCP-408 briefly spotted, before reconfiguration. Dr. Clef identified, Site 17 security alerted.
06:06 Dr. Kondraki spotted, accompanied by 3 other Dr. Kondraki. Subject appears to be holding highly modified camera.
FEED UNAVAILABLE
06:10 Security teams dispatched to containment unit of SCP-239.
FEED AVAILABLE
06:20 Dr. Kondraki neutralized, Dr. Clef leaves hallway B-7
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Personal log of Dr. A. Clef, SL█
Konny, you clever, clever bastard! Talked to 408, did you? Convinced them to help you… or did the damn bugs volunteer to do it on their own? No matter, you win this round. Clipped me pretty good, huh? Well, now you're dead… at least, one of you is, I think. Two bullets in the heart, one in the head, you'd think that would be enough, but no, you just had to keep coming, didn't you? Made me get up close and use the knife, didn't you?
Why did you do it, Konny? Are you working for her, now? Did she call you her snuggle-lumpkin, and turn you into her pet? Or are you just doing this because she looks like a little girl, and your damnable genes that tell you that children are to be loved and protected are firing ten thousand fold? It's not a child, Konny, it's a monster, the worst kind of monster, one that hides in plain sight, makes you love it before it butchers you alive.
Whatever you had in that damn flashbulb took out my eyes. I'm thinking second degree burns on my face and forearms, and my retinas are fried to hell. That's fine, they'll grow back. Until then, I can't see a damn thing, but my ocular implants still work. I can still finish the mission.
I just need some help. And I think I know where to find it.
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6:25 Site-17 Security Team Bravo ceases to exist.
6:30 Site-17 Security Team Bravo re-emerges, wearing full-plate armor, carrying heaters and arming swords.
6:35 Site-17 Security Team Bravo engages Dr. Clef in hallway B-9.
6:36 Site-17 Security Team Bravo neutralized.
6:37 Dr. Clef ceases movement.
6:38 Dr. Clef proceeds to containment facility for SCP-091-ARC.
6:45 Containment Breach. Biohazard Level 4 Alert. Site-17 goes into Biohazard Lockdown. Automated alert goes out to all other SCP Foundation bases, requesting assistance. Kain Pathos Crow and Dr. Gears respond.
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7:01 Hall B7 secure, no movement detected.
7:12 Movement detected, SCP-408 uncloaks. Dr. Kondraki is wounded.
7:25 SCP-408 departs.
7:26 Dr. Kondraki operating cam.
.
..
…
FEED UNAVAILABLE
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Personal log of Dr. A. Clef, SL█
I talked with Siddhartha Gautama once. He told me that the world is an illusion. That nothing that exists is real. You've driven it home for me.
Damn butterflies all over the place. Nothing is real, nothing exists. All is illusion. I walk down a hallway and it turns into a dead end, which explodes into a shower of light. None of the signs lead where they should. None of the walls point where they should go. For all I know, you've gotten the little monster out of the facility already.
Except for one very interesting fact.
Have you ever wondered why women instinctively recoil from me, Konny? Have you ever wondered why I was able to get into 91's pen and let her out, or why 166 and I get along so well? Have you ever wondered why I never talk to 105?
If you knew who I was, you'd understand.
But then, if you bastards knew who I was, I'd be another specimen in your collection. Another number to catalogue and store and contain.
Because that's what you do, right? You catalogue, store, and contain, and watch and watch and watch. Never act. Never move. Never take the initiative.
Even when death is staring you straight in the face.
But I can act, Konny. I can always act. That's why your silly little game can't stop me. Why your silly little butterflies and illusions and parlor tricks will never suffice. Because Gautama was wrong. Not everything is an illusion, and not all illusions are indistinguishable from reality.
For instance, what will happen when I release an elemental spirit of wood from its containment? Well, of course, the entire facility will go into biohazard lockdown. No one gets out. So that little monster is going to be trapped in here with me. No way for you quislings to let her out into the world to destroy us all. Perhaps you think that's all I'm going for.
Here's a little hint, buddy. It's not.
No one's ever seen what Ninety-One looks like when she flowers, or fruits.
I'm about to show them.
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7:30 Dr. Kondraki focuses image on Hallway F-19, current location of Dr. Clef
7:35 Dr. Clef is seen embracing SCP-091-ARC. Immediate infection occurs.
7:36 Infection now spreads across 90% of Dr. Clef's body.
7:38 Flowers are seen emerging from Dr. Clef's extremities.
7:39 Flowers begin to exude an unknown pheremone.
7:43 Local swarm of SCP-408 begins to lose cohesion.
FEED UNAVAILABLE
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Audio Log s17███-████ Date: █-██-████
: [Static]…need assi…P-091-ARC containment bree…
: Kondraki, is that you? What the hell is going on down there, they're talking about a full lockdown!
: Doct…extremely aggresive…warn Cog an…send help…
: Dr. Gears? I just got a report that he and Kain are on the way here, don't worry.
: [Pained] ….got it all….wrong…
:Doc? Doc?! [indistinct, shouting to someone in background]
[DATA CORRUPT]
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Interview Log x████, Date: ██-█-████
: As the first person to become involved in this incident, let’s start with your involvement that night.
: I had been tending to SCP-408 that night, making sure maintenance kept the feeders filled properly. It was 408 who alerted me.
: How did SCP-408 know about the situation outside?
: Hell if I know, and it wouldn’t tell me at the time. What mattered, however, was stopping Dr. Clef from causing any more havoc.
: If I recall, you weren’t very successful.
: No, but then again what could I do? I had a camera and a flock of butterflies. And this wasn’t much of a photo shoot.
: What about SCP-239?
: What about her?
: The assumption of Dr. Clef is that you were manipulated into protecting her.
: It certainly became the focus of my actions once I figured out his plan, which the idiot had revealed to anyone who cared to look.
: Was it true then?
: That I did it all to protect SCP-239?
: That you did it because she wanted you to.
: To be honest, with the way that girl works, can I even be certain of my intent? The idea that she used me like that, it scares me.
: It scares you that she can control you?
: No, it scares me because if she did, I’ll have to kill her myself.
: One more thing, did you know about [DATA EXPUNGED]
: [Laughs] I don’t think anyone doubted she would get caught up in this.
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7:46 Entirety of SCP-408's swarm now in disarray.
7:50 SCP-091-ARC has breached containment, Dr. Clef seen leaving containment.
7:53 Humanoid figure seen emerging from cloud of confused 408.
7:57 SCP-408 reverts to basic state, retreats. SCP-336 identified.
8:01 Dr. Clef and SCP-336 seen conversing.
8:03 SCP-336 removes voice modulator.
FEED UNAVAILABLE
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Audio Log s17███-████ Date: █-██-████
: … you.
: … me.
: … Why are you here?
: To stop you.
: [At this point. Dr. Clef reverted to an unknown language. SCP Linguists have analyzed the content of this audio file, and believe it to be a variant of ancient Sumerian.]
: [Responds in a similar dialect]
: … so there is no other way, then?
: None. Your motivations may be pure, but your methods are too extreme.
: I never stopped loving you, you know.
: I know.
[DATA EXPUNGED] [It is at this point that SCP-336 removed her voice modulator and began to speak. For the safety of listeners, this portion of the recording was automatically redacted from the record.]
: [Cries of pain]
: Your dedication is remarkable, but you have…
[Shots fired]
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FEED AVAILABLE
8:05 Target tracking reacquired. Dr. Clef is seen reloading a handgun, leaning against a wall and clearly shaken. Blood is seen running down from both ears, apparently self-inflicted injuries to both eardrums. A nearby mirror appears to have been shattered with three 9mm rounds. SCP-336 is no longer visible.
8:06 Dr. Clef slumps against the wall and slides down to the ground, appearing to weep. Flowering growths on his body wither and die.
8:08 SCP-408 regains cohesion and begins to swarm around Dr. Clef. Visual contact lost.
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Personal log of Dr. A. Clef, SL█
This is [DATA EXPUNGED] previously known as Dr. Clef. I am not making this statement out of my own free will, but under compulsion from the First Wife. Despite my efforts, I was not able to remove my own hearing before a partial command was spoken by SCP-336. I'm not sure what she meant to order me to do, but all I remember hearing are the words, "Tell me the truth."
This is the truth.
… the truth…
[low, manic laughter, breaking into raucous peals]
THE TRUTH!
[Sound of breaking electronics. It is determined that Dr. Clef's PDA was shattered at this point in time.]
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Cont. https://imgur.com/a/2U4ZZ
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Sorry for the days skip guys. My internet has been on the fritz lately. Got a new router today though and it's all good now! :D I figured since I did the witch child last week, I should do this as a follow up.
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Source: http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-035 Author(s): (account deleted), Dr Gears, Dr Kondraki, DrClef, Kain Pathos Crow
WTF is this shit? Look here: http://www.scp-wiki.net/faq
SCPEveryday Season 1: https://imgur.com/a/0A6XL
SCPEveryday Season 2: https://imgur.com/a/fFXhJ
Resurrection Canon: https://imgur.com/a/nFukn
Competitive Eschatology: https://imgur.com/a/GjOVC
JustARegularOldPotato
I guess this would be a great time to inform everyone about [REDACTED].
ExpendableTestPilot
Oook. Ook eek, ok ook
BlackWolfLeon
Honestly this first part is better than the second.
crackingbampot
The gift that keeps on giving. Thx mate you're mint
Xanthx
Jesus this is getting better with every post. Gold OP, SOLID GOLD
Ryanator50
Holy crap I love when they bring in SCP prisoners to deal with other SCP Prisoners. But this one... this is like a reality warper.
ThickRibbedHominid
I just want to stress once again, when is the anime coming out, just give me something where I can watch all this shit fuck people up
Tilted9000
Can this just be a pod cast already?
Chailland
Why must you post these at night my time? I have to read them, and then I get spooked, and now I'm never sleeping. God im a wimp. Thank you.
crackingbampot
Just move to Europe lad
deathbymacandcheese
Dammit I'm not up to date and didn't understand this one :/
CertifiedAgreer
The clef kondraki incident finally!
Snowman25
@UngratefulNoob Dang, you're productive in these last few days!
Neuronyx
Shame how fucking amateur fanfic babies destroyed the site.
slapmyplow
Kain Pathos Crow is a shitty Marry-Sue insert. There, I said it.
RatoMolhado
But 239 is so cute...
Cliffroot
This is definitely one of my favourite tales on the site
Hersy
What a ride!!! From this post thru to the konny & clef interview. FUCK. ME. DEAD!!!! Thank you @UngratefulNoob for introducing me to this!
UngratefulNoob
You're very welcome. :)
Parsec12
Always upvote Incident 239-B
5knotcans
TL;DR?
hellifiknowwhatsgoingon
too much to summarize. its basically a novella.
PianoMan2112
Well crap, now I have to go read about 10 SCP entries to fully know what happened here.
IamtheMonkeyKing
These are so bloody good. You need to publish these, possibly to look like a military / umbrella corp type field report. I'd buy two.
hellifiknowwhatsgoingon
they're from a website scp-wiki.net thousands of things contained, thousands of stories related to them. MASSIVE community.
Sirsir94
....I think I would like a TV series about these
Ryanator50
that would be amazing
playstation360
Try "The Lost Room", it centers around the sort of thing the Foundation would be interested in.
playstation360
Have you seen The Lost Room?
ckviper
Dammit. I haven't even started reading this yet, but I KNOW it's going to get me back into creepy pasta. -_- Hello Goatman..
M1S0
Why no one talk about scp - 999? Who tf don't want a dog personality immortal blob of happiness??
UngratefulNoob
I've already done it. ;)
CaptainRuse
Because I want as many people as possible to experience the joy that is SSSD, can you do Senior Staff Shenanigans Day next?
UngratefulNoob
It's on the list, along with the list of things Dr bright isn't allowed to do at the foundation, but the problem is it's crazy long.
CaptainRuse
That it is. I think for those two, though, if someone starts it they'll be laughing/having too much fun to stop. If they're interested.
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LonelyBrannigan
This time, yes
8bitin4k
Sorry I have a fear of commitment
Fyrjefe
Your loss, my dude. It's some great stuff.
RainbowGandalf
Did you change your name?
UngratefulNoob
Nope? Always been UngratefulNoob.
RainbowGandalf
Oh my had. I thought it was SPCEveryDay or something like that. Must have confused it with something else you said
RainbowGandalf
My bad*
UngratefulNoob
I've debated changing my name, but I didn't want to lock myself into one thing y'know? Plus it'd cause a kerfuffle with the hot.
UngratefulNoob
Bot*
quagma
The whole Clef/Kondraki war was a huge mind twisting trip, even more so when you delve into their character. Blooey. Mind blowing stuff.
CertifiedAgreer
It's the very best of what the site has to offer!
nahuelpf881
Is 239 fault, Clef is right in this, the child is dangerous, all of this happen because she was a little scare
doodlemyster
I always nlknew a lot more about Clef and not much of Kondraki :(
MybolognahasafirstnameitsBAMBI
It's hard for me to keep up with which SCP he's interacting with but its fantastic still. Is there more about clef-kondraki?
hellifiknowwhatsgoingon
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-408">http://www.scp-wiki.net">scp-408">scp-408">http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-408 http://www.scp-wiki.net/decomm:scp-531-d http://www.scp-wiki.net/termination-order
hellifiknowwhatsgoingon
seriously, give them a read. probably in that order, too.
RawNoseSniff
3 days later, I arise from the rabbit hole. Really good read.
PedanticAndIKnowIt
Do the reference numbers tally with other articles? Is there a reference list?
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BlackWolfLeon
That one is still fucking me up.
IamtheMonkeyKing
2. They are well worth reading from the beginning. Not to mention being able to compile a list of those in scp custody and facilities.
hellifiknowwhatsgoingon
they do, but for some you have to look up "ARC" like SCP-91-ARC in the site's search bar to find the articles this story references.
Suur
http://www.scp-wiki.net/ have fun
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