Two Finger Smoothness

Jan 8, 2026 2:46 PM

karlfrack

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Cheeky

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Ok look, it’s far from critical out there. Fun sized waves. Nice top turn, but I really dislike the aggro vibe that some surfers get. It’s hard to tell who she’s flipping off, but it doesn’t seem like anyone was in her way. She didn’t seem to slow down or need to dodge anyone, but those things do happen especially when it’s small and there’s more less skilled people out there. Those guys were simply paddling back out the way you do, away from the critical part of the wave. Positive vibes only.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Beautiful, talented AND a sense of humour!

3 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Dude those are some hot, tasty… waves!

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yesterday I had to pick up a towel from the floor, both my back and knee gave out. I envy her flexibility and talent.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

GLORIOUS PIXELS

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

at name of surfer : owl noise

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3 months ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Everyone I know who horse rides has fallen on their head at least once. Doing it no seat, no stirrups, no hands, not looking where it's going and jumping over something seems to raise the odds significantly...

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Butthole Surfers tribute band name: Buttcheek Surfer

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

that one song from Romeo + Juliet ...

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The lineup can be a strange and brutal place although she may just be giving her crew a top off for choosing a twin fin in longboard conditions.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Two finger smoothness is now the name fingering. :-P

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 8

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Is she flipping off the people she almost hit??

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

No.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

So... anyone other than me that is confused about why she's giving them that salute?

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

It's really tough to tell with the vert vid, it's possible someone snaked her then got out of the way, but there's no added context here.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

People got in the way of her wave.

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

OH THE HUMANITY!!!

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

♪ It's all about that butt, that butt, not surfing ♪

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

The surfing made that butt.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Of course I understand that but let's face it, surfing isn't why this clip is on the front page.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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3 months ago (deleted Jan 8, 2026 10:15 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Why did you do that? We're all aware she has an ass. There's just no need. Sheesh.

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

That's what this is for

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Sometimes I forget how prudish this community can be even though content like that is posted on the regular.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3 months ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

Niece Waidhofer. RIP

3 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Spilt much seed to her loveliness

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

what ? How ? why ? thats effed up .

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Regrettably a self-checkout from the mortal coil.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0