Nov 8, 2016 2:30 AM
diebs
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Norwegianhero
"There's always more fish in the sea"
NeelM3
@op you know that penguin is going to come out with the best R&B album ever.
linkisnotafuckingelf
Oh man that sucks . . . Wait a minute. Listen here fucko!
pzummo
I knew something was fishy when you said you were excited to see your wife after work.
boynamedshells
For everyone who hasn't. https://www.facebook.com/natgeotvUS/videos/10154471731106005/
sck8000
Took me a minute to get this.
eagleeye33
Reference: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/06/brutal-homewrecker-penguin-fight-over-cheating-wife-shocks-the-i
legendaryNOone
what about your kids? Will you get custody or visitation or nothing?
Chawillionaire
Sorry OP, but she doesn't have time for losers
currentlyincleveland
This should be top comment
middlehead
She didn't pick the home wrecker, she Is the home wrecker. (Yes, I get the reference.)
ZoooBug
I thought penguins mated for life!
somefuckedupshit
LOL people have no idea how funny this shit it
punctilist
But when you get it it's funny... Sad, but funny
dickbuttwastaken
Very nicely done. Also had no clue how fucking brutal the penguin life gets.
lavendergirl
Ragnarok987
Sylviastout
ChrisEveritt
Currently 86% of voters are on the side of the cuckolded penguin.
ChaoticAtmosphere
I guess fight is better than flight in this case.
Twinklepot
AmIdoingthisrightNoOkay
Penquin soap opera!!!!!
Animal6736
You guys had one fucken bloody battle!
JustGandalfNodding
houtaku
brianclementsvatua
WildSnarker
I see what you did there.
SomePerson12
I don't get it, someone plz explain
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/06/brutal-homewrecker-penguin-fight-over-cheating-wife-shocks-the-i
Oh, thx
Optimixto
Well, you know what they say: an eye for an eye.
jennanoelz
This should be higher
thatgudwoof
Possibly even a beak for a beak
Supernova86
LOL
EikonaCloud
Plenty more fish in the sea
This guy gets it!
I don't think people are getting it, @OP. haha
No they are not, but they will in time. And when they do, they will hate me lol
Just in case, get the divorce papers rolling soon, man. Gotta protect your pebbles
ValoSaurusRex
I legit cried over a penguin love triangle
BlackberryCobbler
You're not alone. I'm so sad for him.. hormonal flux or something, maybe, but that's awful :(
[deleted]
The more you know
RyoukoSama
Don't tell your SO, unless you want them in tears
Flop64
This actually happened to me, except i was the kid caught in the middle.
Got your feathers ruffled, didn't it?
alliwantistacos
Once a cheat, always a cheat. You're better off.
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2016/11/homewrecker-penguin-mate-fight-video/
Carrickin
Thank you.
sweaterpuppies
username accurate
WScarlet
@OP Get an attorney, right now. And save any evidence you can of her indiscretion. Take it to court. Take everything.
In retrospect, I should have recommended Harvey Birdman. [Joke] --- > [Me not getting it]. Still, good advice for people in this situation.
m0wgli
Make sure your attorney dresses in a tuxedo or the clients won't take him seriously.
JesusAssCrackers
mikeatike
Penguins can't get lawyers.
DMGuy
Why not? Racist.
*specisist
eyeofthepanda
Won't matter if he's not in an "at fault" state.
Naiirita
it will matter, just not as much.
Ikebana
Won't matter if they're penguins
XxTippoxX
A lawyer that specializes in Bird Law, perhaps?
FreakingEthan
Bird law in this country is not governed by reason
TreesNStuff
https://fat.gfycat.com/HarmoniousShyJuliabutterfly.gif
nerdybluegirl
Harvey bird man attorney at law!!!
beigephillip
Seriously, do this. May not seem like it right now, but you're better off.
relatablesarcasticguy
Hahahah
ChefShwasty
Ohhh man you're gonna kick yourself when you find out...
Probabilitortheannoying
How are your neighbors Chef? You still loud to them?
CardboardPizzas
Did you shit on them yet?
SeeTheNumbersTasteTheViolence
Asking the real questions here
Bezaid
*opens page* "Oh no, your ad-blocker is on!" ...You say that like I forgot or something.
MickeyPupper
Fucking bitch.
Holly shit! Thanks for the link. +1
This guy gets it.
xSageArts
That was metal as fuck
Norwegianhero
"There's always more fish in the sea"
NeelM3
@op you know that penguin is going to come out with the best R&B album ever.
linkisnotafuckingelf
Oh man that sucks . . . Wait a minute. Listen here fucko!
pzummo
I knew something was fishy when you said you were excited to see your wife after work.
boynamedshells
For everyone who hasn't. https://www.facebook.com/natgeotvUS/videos/10154471731106005/
sck8000
Took me a minute to get this.
eagleeye33
Reference: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/06/brutal-homewrecker-penguin-fight-over-cheating-wife-shocks-the-i
legendaryNOone
Chawillionaire
Sorry OP, but she doesn't have time for losers
currentlyincleveland
This should be top comment
middlehead
She didn't pick the home wrecker, she Is the home wrecker. (Yes, I get the reference.)
ZoooBug
I thought penguins mated for life!
somefuckedupshit
LOL people have no idea how funny this shit it
punctilist
But when you get it it's funny... Sad, but funny
dickbuttwastaken
Very nicely done. Also had no clue how fucking brutal the penguin life gets.
lavendergirl
Ragnarok987
Sylviastout
ChrisEveritt
Currently 86% of voters are on the side of the cuckolded penguin.
ChaoticAtmosphere
I guess fight is better than flight in this case.
Twinklepot
AmIdoingthisrightNoOkay
Penquin soap opera!!!!!
Animal6736
You guys had one fucken bloody battle!
JustGandalfNodding
houtaku
brianclementsvatua
WildSnarker
I see what you did there.
SomePerson12
I don't get it, someone plz explain
diebs
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/06/brutal-homewrecker-penguin-fight-over-cheating-wife-shocks-the-i
SomePerson12
Oh, thx
Optimixto
Well, you know what they say: an eye for an eye.
jennanoelz
This should be higher
thatgudwoof
Possibly even a beak for a beak
Supernova86
LOL
EikonaCloud
Plenty more fish in the sea
diebs
This guy gets it!
Optimixto
I don't think people are getting it, @OP. haha
diebs
No they are not, but they will in time. And when they do, they will hate me lol
Optimixto
Just in case, get the divorce papers rolling soon, man. Gotta protect your pebbles
ValoSaurusRex
I legit cried over a penguin love triangle
BlackberryCobbler
You're not alone. I'm so sad for him.. hormonal flux or something, maybe, but that's awful :(
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ValoSaurusRex
The more you know
RyoukoSama
Don't tell your SO, unless you want them in tears
Flop64
This actually happened to me, except i was the kid caught in the middle.
RyoukoSama
Got your feathers ruffled, didn't it?
Flop64
alliwantistacos
Once a cheat, always a cheat. You're better off.
somefuckedupshit
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2016/11/homewrecker-penguin-mate-fight-video/
Carrickin
Thank you.
sweaterpuppies
username accurate
WScarlet
@OP Get an attorney, right now. And save any evidence you can of her indiscretion. Take it to court. Take everything.
WScarlet
In retrospect, I should have recommended Harvey Birdman. [Joke] --- > [Me not getting it]. Still, good advice for people in this situation.
m0wgli
Make sure your attorney dresses in a tuxedo or the clients won't take him seriously.
JesusAssCrackers
mikeatike
Penguins can't get lawyers.
DMGuy
Why not? Racist.
mikeatike
*specisist
eyeofthepanda
Won't matter if he's not in an "at fault" state.
Naiirita
it will matter, just not as much.
Ikebana
Won't matter if they're penguins
XxTippoxX
A lawyer that specializes in Bird Law, perhaps?
FreakingEthan
Bird law in this country is not governed by reason
TreesNStuff
https://fat.gfycat.com/HarmoniousShyJuliabutterfly.gif
nerdybluegirl
Harvey bird man attorney at law!!!
beigephillip
Seriously, do this. May not seem like it right now, but you're better off.
[deleted]
[deleted]
relatablesarcasticguy
Hahahah
ChefShwasty
Ohhh man you're gonna kick yourself when you find out...
Probabilitortheannoying
How are your neighbors Chef? You still loud to them?
CardboardPizzas
Did you shit on them yet?
SeeTheNumbersTasteTheViolence
Asking the real questions here
somefuckedupshit
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2016/11/homewrecker-penguin-mate-fight-video/
Bezaid
*opens page* "Oh no, your ad-blocker is on!" ...You say that like I forgot or something.
MickeyPupper
Fucking bitch.
punctilist
Holly shit! Thanks for the link. +1
mikeatike
This guy gets it.
xSageArts
That was metal as fuck