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Nov 8, 2016 2:30 AM

diebs

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"There's always more fish in the sea"

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

@op you know that penguin is going to come out with the best R&B album ever.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Oh man that sucks . . . Wait a minute. Listen here fucko!

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

I knew something was fishy when you said you were excited to see your wife after work.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Took me a minute to get this.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

what about your kids? Will you get custody or visitation or nothing?

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Sorry OP, but she doesn't have time for losers

9 years ago | Likes 149 Dislikes 5

This should be top comment

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

She didn't pick the home wrecker, she Is the home wrecker. (Yes, I get the reference.)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought penguins mated for life!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

LOL people have no idea how funny this shit it

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 8

But when you get it it's funny... Sad, but funny

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Very nicely done. Also had no clue how fucking brutal the penguin life gets.

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Currently 86% of voters are on the side of the cuckolded penguin.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I guess fight is better than flight in this case.

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Penquin soap opera!!!!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You guys had one fucken bloody battle!

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I see what you did there.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't get it, someone plz explain

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Well, you know what they say: an eye for an eye.

9 years ago | Likes 137 Dislikes 3

This should be higher

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Possibly even a beak for a beak

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

LOL

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Plenty more fish in the sea

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This guy gets it!

9 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 2

I don't think people are getting it, @OP. haha

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

No they are not, but they will in time. And when they do, they will hate me lol

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Just in case, get the divorce papers rolling soon, man. Gotta protect your pebbles

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

I legit cried over a penguin love triangle

9 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

You're not alone. I'm so sad for him.. hormonal flux or something, maybe, but that's awful :(

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Jun 20, 2018 8:40 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

The more you know

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't tell your SO, unless you want them in tears

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This actually happened to me, except i was the kid caught in the middle.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Got your feathers ruffled, didn't it?

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Once a cheat, always a cheat. You're better off.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 9

@OP Get an attorney, right now. And save any evidence you can of her indiscretion. Take it to court. Take everything.

9 years ago | Likes 179 Dislikes 44

In retrospect, I should have recommended Harvey Birdman. [Joke] --- > [Me not getting it]. Still, good advice for people in this situation.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Make sure your attorney dresses in a tuxedo or the clients won't take him seriously.

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Penguins can't get lawyers.

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

Why not? Racist.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*specisist

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Won't matter if he's not in an "at fault" state.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

it will matter, just not as much.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Won't matter if they're penguins

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

A lawyer that specializes in Bird Law, perhaps?

9 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 0

Bird law in this country is not governed by reason

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Harvey bird man attorney at law!!!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Seriously, do this. May not seem like it right now, but you're better off.

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 10

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9 years ago (deleted Dec 25, 2016 8:00 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Hahahah

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ohhh man you're gonna kick yourself when you find out...

9 years ago | Likes 145 Dislikes 1

How are your neighbors Chef? You still loud to them?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Did you shit on them yet?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Asking the real questions here

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

*opens page* "Oh no, your ad-blocker is on!" ...You say that like I forgot or something.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fucking bitch.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Holly shit! Thanks for the link. +1

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

This guy gets it.

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That was metal as fuck

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