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Apr 3, 2016 2:05 PM
hitchhikingthegalaxy
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m0gart
This is literally the funniest thing I've seen on imgur today.
Crasho2
My favorite thing about this post is that I didn't have to scroll through a bunch of repetitive text to keep reading the story.
MrBananaBeak
Goldens are just so dumb. Like....so, so dumb.
bloxman
I love dumb dogs
jelleborst20101
#1.
mratio
Hello, my name is Dug. I just met you and I love you.
MyHouseOnMars
We didn't have catflaps for ages, so ours had to ask when they wanted out. Now they call me to come downstairs and watch them use the flap.
DeeEhEn
Neat.
HitlerEatingABanana
Dogs are big loveable, dumb for babies
ChloeWaddingtonReid
Accidentally downvoted for a second, almost cried
amahler
this is cute. i put a string of bells on my back door for my dogs to ring when they need to go out.
Webelos8
Oh, he's old! What a sweetheart.
MissNeicy
Have you tried putting Apple Bitter on the doors you don't want him to lick? Then I would put some flavor on the front door that he likes.
Pangs
Just by smell, he absolutely knows which door goes to the outside.
fabuleuse
That's a-door-able
alicecrypt
You did it!! LOL
Potentiate
I left, but I came back to give you this http://imgur.com/TMugvxx
thatguythatalwayssayssomecontroversialshit
Zing
SoupCupBamBam
Labra-door-able
drmellon
Under rated. You need more likes
fabuleuse
Ayyyyyyy +1
DoughnutLarson
@inboxmeyourgoldenretrievers
InboxMeYourGoldenRetrievers
I would adopt your pup and accept him and love him and snuggle him and love him and embrace him forevers and evers
NiteFury
i taught my dog to open doors. DON'T TEACH YOUR DOG TO OPEN DOORS!!!! worst mistake i ever made!
ThatsNoMoonItsaSpaceStation
He's just a big, drunk baby. Adorable. I wish mine was bright enough to alert me.
R3tr0P0tat0
Ha! That's MFW I go down on my gf's door.
RandomAntonio
I really loved reading this. Had to endure not laughing out loud.
NightsPlutonianShores
I require so many more pictures.
Dungeongeek
The world needs more pictures!
InboxMeYourGermanShepherds
So say we all
Yachterotter
My dog just dunted doors open with his head. If they were properly closed he would walk right into them and then walk the other way
kannp
My dog does the same thing when she has to go out!
troggster
so did mine, but when the door was shut properly he wouldn't understand and just keep doing it
IGotTheMusicInMe425
Please tell me you named him Roomba
BigTwinky
He's worked out that licking any door will get him out, so now he can signal from anywhere in the house! That's genius if you ask me
benleonheart
The dog updated its firmware; it's like those little bells they ring. Now the master has to come, find him and lead him out. Genius.
SueCousins
No he trained them. Smart dog!
PrincessBride1
Reminds me of my cats. To train cat one not to claw furniture, we squirted him with water. He learned to claw the furniture for a drink. 1/2
PrincessBride1
Cat 2 we wisely chose to put out any time furniture was clawed. Now when he wants to go out, he claws a piece of furniture. 2/2
LizardEnterprises
Exactly. He doesn't need to find the front door when any door works. He's very smart. If anything, OP should be worried about himself...
DevonGronka
He has trained his humans well. He doesn't even have to move from whatever room he happens to be in.
koalamom
That is what I thought! He doesn't need to move! He just stays there till somebody find him!
steikewaffel
not if they need to go look after him, lol.
steikewaffel
*look for. darn my english is on vacation. <<
10ofEach
This
JohnHagen
we taught ours to ring bells. it's kind of irritating to have the door jingling all the time, but it gets the message across
CheddarDreams
I think I'd prefer bells, mine slaps the door and whines
thuperduperthpeshul
Yep, we have a bell for when she wants out. When she wants in though she flails against the door and wails as if a zombie horde is advancing
lbcody
Mine goes to the door the second I sit down to breakfast, lunch and dinner. Like clockwork, damn dog.
Thejunkfoodkid
Mine runs to the door, then back, jumps on me, leaps off back to the door, repeats until stupid human gets the point. Annoying but effective
Sp00kyGhost
Just remember licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.
samsonguy920
That would be why I do not live on those planets
ItsOnlyOneThirty
He was number one!
TkMacintosh
Don't believe him! We've been Smeckledorfed!
ICanChangeMyUsernameWheneverIWantButIDontBecauseIAmGodDamnLazy
That's not even a word and I agree with ya!
Rmajere
Some people juggle geese
Leftytheperpetuallyperplexed
Quaint!
PolishSpaceProgram
You'll never guess what I found in my sock last night. Go ahead, guess.
KwickieMartAttendant
@rottendogjizz?
PolishSpaceProgram
It's from the same Spongebob episode as @Sp00kyGhost 's comment is (Another Krab's Trash).
lickingdoorknobsonotherplanetsisillegal
I'm relevant!
KwickieMartAttendant
But licking knobs is ok
justjackbros
Whohoo for nostalgia!
Wurstinator
Damn, that's an old reference.
roughandrowdyways
What is it from? It's like a distant memory that I can only half form...I know it, but haven't the foggiest from where. Hitchhiker's Guide?
avidday04
I also went to hitchhikers guide, but I knew that couldn't be right.
Birdsocks
It's from Spongebob :p
Wurstinator
To be precise, it's from "One Krabs Trash", when Mr Krabs tries to remember what Spongebob told him about the #1 hat to find the grave.
DouglasNegrini
I cried laughing over here
djice777
but what about over there? did you cry laugh at that spot too?
IOnceOwnedMoonMoonButOnceHeTriedToLickMyBallsAndRanAwayIMissHim
You mean this spot?
INeverThoughtIdMakeThisAccount
Only if there was a door there
MotherfuckingRollyPolyChubbyCheekedShitMachine
My dog would be like: I'm pooping here
PuppiesoverKittensAnyday
you didn't train your dog very well
MotherfuckingRollyPolyChubbyCheekedShitMachine
I mean he will not wait until somebody find him to get the door open
PuppiesoverKittensAnyday
Unless your dog is sick, if you take proper care of it, semi frequent bathroom breaks are sufficient for avoiding accidents if housebroken.
fortborg
This isn't dumb it is simply stimulus generalization -_-
GhostGuy
Do you work in ABA by any chance? That was the first thing that came to mind. He functionally understands what a door is, and understands>
fortborg
Just to be clear, Applied Behavioral Analysis? If so, no I do not. I do have my MA in counseling and a BS in Psych. Its really fun seeing---
fortborg
--psych in the real world and all the labels it gets beyond the overly fancy terms I had to learn for tests!
GhostGuy
>> that by engaging in the behavior of licking one he will be let outside. The behavior has been reinforced, so he understands that it works
WalkerTexasRanger69
positive reinforcement.. you understand dog psych.. I like you.. also dogs licking releases happy endorphins.. so it could be that.. or OCD
GhostGuy
I work with kids with special needs rather than animals, but a lot of ABA concepts carry over to things like animal training :)
WalkerTexasRanger69
You seem like a good person (unless you drown kittens or are a huge racist).. Good for you!
supersupeeerfrank
When you lick one closed door, another opens.
Lionheartt
Wow. Well played! May have woken my gf laughing
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ABlastFromYourPast
Hey, congrats on making top comment!
AggravatedWookie
Our usernames...are we relatives?
AlkeneThiol
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta go lick my friends.
WhoDidYouExpect
Or just lick it open again. That's how doors work.
Cansinth
Fucking profound.
sinb
That's what she said
runyoucleverbouyandremember
Maybe he's blind O_o
graou13
How could he find any kind of door then?
Twinklepot
In West Cork the inherent pessimism of the inhabitants is expressed in the alternative - 'when one door closes, another one shuts' ...
pookieeatworld
*sigh* British people...
blueballsofdestiny
Don't you hate when that happens? (Cringe intensifies)
aromaticfable
.....Irish. Cork is in Ireland.
pookieeatworld
Ah shit... I used to be really good at geography, but it all kinda blurs together after 31 years...
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
LIFE HAS MANY DOORS, ED-BOY.
PlasmaRoar
lel
TheSonOfAShepherd
Stop stealing my lines Ed boy!
kojenk
Was expecting this, wasnt disapointed
KrinonValian
Yoscotti
And that's enough Internet for today
ThePowerOf42
I just got here.. Why are we already going home ?
ClemantTheGymLeader
Yup, same
KingMako
PieSwamps
Jesus christ
TheNinjaPervert
So good
YouCheekyDickWaffle
ThatOneTownie
Okay, now that is just too far. +1 for you