HamJenkins
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Feb 5, 2018 11:48 AM
HamJenkins
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robkyky
Yourfavoritebandsucks1974
dan2336
Can confirm, are many crayons in my day.
LosPer
norwegiansilverfox
Are no one gonna post the googly-eyed gif of this scene?
owlest
how do you know someone is a marine? they will tell you
theYode
Marines teach you how to die in groups.
ThisGuyHere
GenderEqualityIsAMyth
Marines had higher educational standards to enlist than all of the other armed forces at one point.
SirSidneyRuffDiamond
Did they have to pass the 20m swim test in pyjamas?
unclemeat70
rebelliousconformist
You really shouldn't make fun of autistic potatoes.
aCostlyManWhoR
You gotta be 1 of 3 things to join/support the military. 1: absolutely braindead 2: More desperate than a 2 dollar whore or 3: a cunt
owlest
I think you fit 1 and 3 pretty well, dunno about 2
aCostlyManWhoR
Choke on a chode you fucking cuxk. Enjoy being taken advantage of by the most corrupt country in the world and their military full of morons
jkc240511
Don’t make me release old Chaos!
PedanticAsshat
Fuck, that's a good one. I gotta remember that.
lackofconfidence99
What platoon means?????
lackofconfidence99
Thanks man!
ReallyGoodBee
A platoon is a group of thirty soldiers.
biblioteker
Usually forty, but you do you. Forty Marines is four 10-man squads, each squad is two five-man teams.
PoliticalWanderer
Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Essential.
Carefuler
reminds me of something a former employer used to say when I tried suggesting ideas:"My ideal employee is as strong as an ox! 1/
Carefuler
And as smart as one too."
optimisticallyprimal
Some of the smartest people I've met have been Marines. I'm beginning to wonder if people are mistaken or i'm just really stupid.
Naseth
Marines are very, very clever. The shit they come up with while bored on deployment could rival a serious think tank.
lemonsherbet
What's your favorite crayola flavor?
WoTLert
Yes.
zackmentz
But.. IQ isn't cumulative. Even if you're talking about multiple people, total IQ is just the average IQ of the group right? I don't get it.
zackmentz
I mean... "Intelligence Quotient" has that baked into the name. Quotient means the result from dividing. Nothing about this joke makes sense
Cthulhukitten
You're right. 30 idiots won't be able to achieve 160 IQ tasks.
FriendlyNeighborhoodLoner
Took me a bit...
DontReadMyBio
AnalSexInTheWoodsDontMakeBabies
When you have literally nothing else to do than to take a QuikTrip down to the jackshack, you improvise.
Aura0
"You're up against the wall, and i am the FUCKING wall!"
Threadnomancer
Why shouldnt we read your bio?
DontReadMyBio
Search KFBR392 on Youtube.
Threadnomancer
Im scared to
DontReadMyBio
It's funny, give it a shot!
Threadnomancer
God damn that was good
boredinmathclass
KFBR392 is what I'm led to believe.
TheGreatWhiteWolf
As a Marine, this is accurate and applies to ALL ranks. Especially officers who don't realize they're dumber than an autistic potatoe.
supersomatic
...so you're saying you're stupid?
Sm9yCg
Autistic potatoes are surprisingly intelligent! they can provide electric power via two electrodes and count to 1, at the same time.
unclemeat70
*Potato
alecdshope
Marine spelling?
Naseth
kiwibrandon103
Why do people need to use autism as a measurement of intelligence and an insult? My boy is autistic and he's smart af. Just not socially.
KapnKershaw
Dan Quayle Potatoe
AnonOmis1000
As an autistic potato I resent that statement.
ImSorryMrsHutchinson
1/2 Autism doesn't actually normally affect IQ. It affects EQ (emotional intelligence, social skills). Sometimes it causes learning
ImSorryMrsHutchinson
2/3 disabilities like dyslexia or ADHD, but this doesn't necessarily mean stupidity. Often people notice Autistic people having "savant
ImSorryMrsHutchinson
3/4 syndrome." Someone acts incredibly immature but can recite the encyclopedia from memory. This isn't necessarily typical, but
ImSorryMrsHutchinson
4/5 noticeably common. Sorry to nerd out on your obvious joke. I work with autistic kids, so I know a lot about it. Thank you for your
ImSorryMrsHutchinson
5/5 service. I appreciate what you do for this country.
flavivsaetivs
AFAIK Asperger's statistically results in above-average IQ's. Not Genius, but above-average.
cbale2000
If war movies are to be believed, the officers probably got promoted BECAUSE they're dumber than an autistic potato.
JanaJustinsdottir
Crayons!
Goodmerlinpeen
BigAZNMan
As a former Army guy, ya don't need to be smart to kill. Field manuals are all the reading material you need.
LightStriker
"Point sharp side towards enemies to make it deader."
BigAZNMan
Works every time!
KyleButNotThatKyle
That's why I don't get my potatoes vaccinated.
flavivsaetivs
This is why I come to imgur.
KalciBone
See I knew this was a joke, but I still was triggered by the anti vax thing.. I need to calm haha.
AlphaErectus
Rah
gingerr00t
Hey that gives both people with autism and potatoes a bad name bruh.
gonzar09
Read that as "Acoustic" potato. I'm not even a marine...????
Squeezidelic
Me too,
Hammsammiches
arkemiffo
Technically an acoustic potato would have to be hollow, so I'm not sure you're that far off anyway.
DidNoOneNoticeThis
Guys this marine doesn't even know he's a marine!
Turkishtime04
PoliticalWanderer
Find a Marine Recruiter Office. They've got a box of crayons and a pistol waiting for you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqxrJHkzS0I
Cptelectricfeel
You are now. Here are your crayons
vampirehedgehog
Don't eat them all in one go.
herratohtori
Maybe you are a submarine instead. Have you checked recently?
Kluehouse
MATTIS TOO?
JHawke
Yes, else he would have said they total 10IQ
Kluehouse
EEEEEEEEHHHHHHH NOICE
ParaBellum96
As a soon to be 2Lt. I'd rather ask gunny a million questions before I act like I know something and fuck over an entire platoon.
biblioteker
An LTC I worked with had a sign - "It's cheaper to ask a dumb question than pay for a dumb mistake". Gold, pure gold.
billybobthorton1
I heard today's marines they limit the intake of crayons, how do you cope?
BrutalUsersubPoliceman
One in a million. Most new LTs just come in and change shit. “My way or the highway” doesn’t go well with the enlisted for some reason.
KrKy1000
Crayon
ParaBellum96
I have a giant inflatable crayon hanging on my wall tbh
stiner282
Just remember you don't have to ask everything day 1. Sit back and learn the unit before forming opinions and asking intelligent questions
ParaBellum96
Well I'm a bit of a special case since I'll be aviation. I'll be a major before I have any real command. But honestly thank you,
ParaBellum96
Y'all have given me some great advice
stiner282
Yea aviation is a bit of an odd career field but still just know your job and care about your shit and you'll go far
idowhatiwantwastaken
You say that. But as soon as you are one, you are the stereotype.
UncleSamsOpSec
My first platoon sergeant was a bag of ass and I had to fire him. Make sure you have a good one.
DefendPopPunk
That username is gold...also the worst annual class ever...
ParaBellum96
Thankfully I've had the privilege of working with some fantastic NCOs, so hopefully I have a feel for if they're good or not.
KamSolastor
Good on you, Sir. With that attitude, you’ll go far.
root1657
But only if Gunny lets him.
ParaBellum96
Rah to that.