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Jan 7, 2017 4:06 PM
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aliceimwunderland
Cue North America vs. The Civilised World argument on crispy bacon.
RickehBobby
I'd pork her.
mondeo88
There is way too much fat on that bacon. I would have to take the sandwich apart, remove the fat, and rebuild for a perfect sandwich.
surelypaul
Always upvote bacon
dragonthc
That bacon isn't even crispy, you donkey!
MapToTheCrunch
Not crispy enough
timboslice2017
THAT BACON HAS SINNED!!!! SHUN THE NON CRISPY
DerpFlash
Taking her picture over lunch would have been better
DerpyDuck1
erton84
America = not crispy enough, rest of world = looks fine to me
bazzzon
Rest of the world here. Not crispy enough
Cornios
American bread is effectively cake anywhere else
thatdudefromoregon
cjpoet
Your sister look delicious.
Ram007
Your sister stuffed bacon between her buns ?
Koonandfriends
I like that there is no tomato.
snailphotography
HERETIC!
Voyd22
Fucken right?! God damn everything has tomato on it! Bleh!
IronicContradiction
Your sister is a sandwich??
IRideDaShortBus
Your sister is a sandwich?
Schnoe
Bacon just like that PLUS crispy bacon would be perfect for me ;-)
BubbleGutandtheHotSnakes
That LGBT sandwich looks delicious.
ScottsTotz
squanchyguy
That bacon is fuckin raw
MrBodacious
Dear America - bacon does not need to be nuked until it is almost ready to disintegrate
FlamingYon
That bacon looks disgusting.
BathoryImmortal
Iran? ...Iran.
menudobear
I was just contemplating lunch and how I wanted a sando with bacon on it. But the husband won't buy us bacon. We have to get a divorce now
wodkaknockers
Buying the bacon yourself might be a little easier
menudobear
He didn't support our household making a bacon purchase, I should clarify.
theartofmakingsense
Why is everyone in the comments into overcooking bacon?
vGHazard
ScottsTotz
You mean cooking it correctly?
tomboslice85
*differently
IdontNeednoStinkingBadgers
No
PeterSR
Shots fired.
WeAllLiveInAUserSubmarine
K could everyone who thinks that bacon isn't crispy enough please line up over here, and everyone else please line up in the fire over there
Sylviastout
Let me take that bacon with me though #teamcrispybacon
JuicyManFartsAgainstFeminism
ThomasTheWankEnglne
Extwa cwispy
PhilipCoulson
Why do ya'll care how someone else likes their bacon? Weridos!
TheRiver616
A Weridos is a person that turns into a Gyarados whenever they splash in the water
ILikeCosplayAndMasturbating
Yeah you WERIDOS
PhilipCoulson
Oh my god, a typo, how will I ever go on!!??
ilovecake
Because chewing on fat that's practically raw is disgusting.
michaeljacksonsnose
Mayo + rare bacon = gross
InboxMeYourBeards
That bacon is fucking perfect.
ScottsTotz
InboxMeYourBeards
ScottsTotz
Just like my parents used to say
TalkingDustBunny
Don't make me cut a bitch
InboxMeYourBeards
You can cut me some of that nice juicy bacon son
TalkingDustBunny
I'm not your son, boy. And I don't cut bacon for just anyone ya know.
InboxMeYourBeards
Would you cut it if I made you some fried green tomatoes to go with it?
soxfreak720
No
InboxMeYourBeards
But yes
soxfreak720
But if I wanted to eat a rubber band I would go to the junk drawer.
Skummy
That bacon isn't nearly crispy enough you savage.
JuicyManFartsAgainstFeminism
cjpoet
Naw, it looks perfect!
ServantOfTheGodEmperorOfUsersub
cjpoet
SoI like my bacon soft.
JuicyManFartsAgainstFeminism
Fattbeard
That bacon is no where near crispy enough.
SlayTheMuff
Correct
GINVU
And spend more than a dollar a pound for some leaner cuts.
PlusBoQueVous
Stop the standard!! All bacon are beautiful!!!
thisistheinternetimheretotellliesandarguewithstrangers
The juices shall be in the meat
revcleo
American bacon is full of fat, it was horrific when I cooked some in the US. It leaked like a faucet. Especially maple-covered, ick!
revcleo
A good old chunk of back bacon that doesn't even shrink in the pan, gently browned on the edges, in a cob with some brown sauce. :D
chilaquilesking
Literally just eating a piece of rubber
MoriartysSocks
#crispylivesmatter
frustrationstation
I agree. especially the fat bit. Yuck.
WhatsAGoodUsernameForThis
ya! bacon is supposed to be fat free
bamcockseverywhere
the fuck do you find a fat-free pork belly?
zane8000
Chewy is the way to go why would you want it crispy and burnt
justsignedupforthishit
Because that's how God intended it to be eaten. Obviously. The Freedom Way.
GloriousCommenter
Does it have to be crispy AND burnt?
aleister94
I prefer chewy bacon personally
anonymous564613
You mean you'd like to ruin that perfect bacon?
luv4zub
I must be the the only one that has ate and actually enjoyed, raw bacon. You're not supposed to, but the horror on my wife's face- priceless
Rkhbusa
Funny thing about cured meat, it's cured. Unless you get some low low quality liquid smoke instead of smoke bacon.
bosssaucexcellence
The bacon is my prefered level of crispy
FakePlasticTreehugger
Sorry I don't like chewing glass.
StarryPlough
It looks like it might be proper bacon though, not the american stuff.
ratammer
Crispy bacon = Burnt bacon
JuicyManFartsAgainstFeminism
BigBenThisHeresRubberDuck
This comment makes me wish @onlyporridge would have switched to bacon for 2017...
naturesfool
Is this back bacon rather than streaky bacon?
IfmynameisDICKdoesthatmakemeNSFW
U mean it's perfect
BeanManSupreme
Delete this heresy vile heathen!
Kalandrya
I love me some chewy bacon.....mmmm
CallsEmAsISeesEm
Finally! I have found my people! Love me that chewy bacon.
ServantOfTheGodEmperorOfUsersub
DuraMaster
Damn straight it is. Ain't no better way.
JuicyManFartsAgainstFeminism
ThomasTheWankEnglne
Y'all motherfuckers need bacon Jesus.
JuicyManFartsAgainstFeminism
blakeatwork
Fuck your flaccid meat product!
InfiniteSynapse
Guys let's not make bacon separate us. All kinds of bacon is good. (but srs chewy bacon is best)
seriouslythatusernameistakentoo
I love chewy bacon. It's like eating charcoal when it gets super crispy.
stevenwonder
chewy style holds the infectious bacteria so much better too #yum #diarrhea
bongrippinggrannies
Not really cuz it is salt cured with nitrates
awkwardstare
I also enjoy chewy bacon but i usually cook it long enough so the fat isn't white anymore...
terithian
I used to like super crispy bacon, until I realized how much better it tastes when it's more chewy.
IfmynameisDICKdoesthatmakemeNSFW
Thank you. Guess I get downvotes for how I like my bacon! I think it's best when the fat melts in your mouth.
Unicarnivore
I'm not alone! I mean crispy bacon is alright but I'll take chewy fatty juicy bacon over it any day
margaretolson
I FINALLY FOUND MY PEOPLE
CallsEmAsISeesEm
+1 for all my peoples!! You gorgeous chewy bacon lovers!!
IfmynameisDICKdoesthatmakemeNSFW
Yessssss dude
InboxMeYourBeards
Yessssss
SomethingCleverAndFunnyThatHasentBeenTaken
Chewy all the way. There are dozens, of us literally dozens.