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How to properly ask out the Queen of Shitty Robots.
Dane Christianson, who is dating the Queen of Robots, Simone Giertz - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9ZZmLwH824
ketochris
*looks at wine glass filled to the brim* Don't forget to swirl it!
arcangel13579
Is that frame made of 80/20? Cha ching $$
kbob21
Good thing he went with the bottle labeled fancy wine. Last thing you want to do is cheap out on a date and buy the stuff labeled cheap wine
Chadderz
*she. The guys is her date.
LavaAxe
We call the cheap stuff the Squat Wine.
ReleaseTheBeeees
I fucking love misbehaving robots
Unagi604
Designer to engineer: "Fill the glass." Engineer to designer: "Only requirement?"
Bejita463
I have also seen the front page of reddit today! https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/6cgz9o/romantic_engineer/
Tirade
He'll need to make a device to pick up all the panties from the floor, otherwise they're gonna start piling up.
Rips4w
Muy fanceé.
StunnedGoofy
That smile in the end tho... XD
cmdebard
The height of luxury and convenienxe
IPromiseIAmNotTheNSA
Holding it near the punt, you've got to lift and twist the bottle, pouring it into a slightly tilted glass. What is this... amateur hour?
IamMasterofMyDomain
I like to imagine offscreen that the place is on fire and the wooden floor is soaking in red wine.
ReverseTrapTsukasa
To have the place burn, first you must soak it in logs.
ObnoxiousComma
mybrothersmario
I read that in Unkino Joe's voice and it fits perfectly
MoreCowBellBaby
Worse. Shag carpet.
thegriffin88
Fine by me I have a vendetta against shag carpeting.
10tacles
IamMasterofMyDomain
Aurora Borealis? At this time of year, this time of day, this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?
10tacles
jazzistheonlymusicjustaskme
Brilliant.
SorryImAwkwardSorry
MrShifty
He's like,
LyraTheLycan
https://imgur.com/TfF25B7
Jocke
People keep confusing robots with remote controlled machines..
tappthatandswingforamiss
He doesn't blink!
pravetz
Somewhere out there, Lazslo Holyfeld is patiently waiting his turn.
DunderGifflin
Earlier, @simsalapim getting ready for this date
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Lucidalabbra
That's amazing
Mockingbirb
thegriffin88
That looked slightly painful.
ExcellentUseOfGIFAwardCommittee
DontTazeMeBrah
http://imgur.com/AqPwe8a
Axewhipe
And then they had Coitus Interruptus
YuWntSumFuk
Later on...
SwarzeTrauer
http://imgur.com/YQm3PT2
Verldemert
That little peck at the end. "MWAH! There, you're perfect now!"
CaptainObvious3000
Had to give that extra boop at the end there
Strongharbour432
"You're gonna rock it babe, you look fabulous!"
sardonislamir
A "for good luck" boop.
goofyboots81
This is a recycled comment
CaptainObvious3000
Most of them are
MaraxRawix
Noone gives a fuck
SexualPeanut
*scribble scribble smear smear doink*
HD2composer
Your username...
SexualPeanut
Thanks :)
Shltles
*queen of shitty robots
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ThisIsGod
No, they're purposefully shitty...
Skizzlesnap
What a dumb dumb, he couldn't even give the wine trolley rotation so it could spin the bottle properly.
nihilistsforthewin
Sure his mom is going to love that red wine in the grout.
tanebou
Based on the bare ass kitchen behind him, I'm guessing college student in a cheap apartment.
everythingistakeneventhisone
nailed it
somethingyouthinkisfunny
Ide bang him
FFFS
I probably couldn't do any better
LincolnSiixEcho
Maybe only put enough wine in the bottle to fill the glass but I think they wanted it to be funny
Strongharbour432
Shows how I work, I would of just cut the top off the wine and moved the glass closer
Youreabundleofsticks
How you doin'?
chazez
More Simone less Dane
DontJewishYourOvenWasHotLikeMe
I'm more impressed by the fact that he's keeping a straight face while chaos ensues
ifmusicbethefoodofloveplayon
He didn't even blink!
AluminumMuffin
You don't need to blink when you've stared at math and code as long as that man has... I should know...
joeyjojosharknado
And kept perfectly still ... like a robot...
niauropsaka
I thought he was a still photo composited in. Better watch it again. Oh, look, he's breathing!
ChellFreeman
IDontWantFOPgoddamnit
https://media.giphy.com/media/7Ihcgmt46SiSQ/giphy.gif
rickeyspanish
once it loops his head looks a lot lower than the beginning, but if you closely watch the whole video you never notice his head dropping.
RevanTheJedi
It's just like getting older.
IDontWantFOPgoddamnit
Can see it. WAtch his ear in relation to the cabinet behind him.
rickeyspanish
even then it is tough
ThePoweroftheDarkSide
It peaks when the wine spills everywhere, and then when he smiles at the end.
rickeyspanish
yeah
muisverriet
He's not actually dating Simone at the moment, he just asked her out with this video.
Neverwhen
He has access to a laser cutter, so he has my vote.
MerToo
I sincerely hope he fucks her right in the pussy!
vaultboyarchie
Would have been 100x better if you found the gif
MerToo
Yeah, i forgot the puritans, neo-virgins and other pathetic wowsers would be displeased without a shiny gif to placate them.
vaultboyarchie
Hey it sucks bro I got the reference
Hammerhead777
Why do you people know so much about this dumb shit? It's like idiots and their celebrity tabloids.
muisverriet
Because that's literally the Reddit post.
EvenStevensEvenSemen
Wow, I think that makes you cool
Hammerhead777
Thx
SexyVaginalDilator
I 100% agree. Dumb, useless shit
Hammerhead777
Thank you
muisverriet
It's okay to not like things, but don't be a dick about it~
ThePrimrose
Is 99% of the internet
Shewy92
And she said she doesn't do dates if I remember correctly
Shewy92
https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyrobots/comments/6cgw1w/how_to_properly_ask_out_the_queen_of_shitty_robots/
Vaenaemoenen
And what does that mean exactly? She doesn't sleep with her dates, she doesn't eat dates, she goes straight to marriage or what?
AtorTheInvincible
My take as a Swede is that we don't do dating like Americans. We maybe do casual coffee or so but the asking out thing isn't a thing here.
Twist1000
Fika!
AtorTheInvincible
Yes!
SpikeTheGoat
It means "I don't want to just say no to you, but... no."
tr3buchet
And why the hell not just say no?
AnatolianTiger
Because if she says no, he gonna start searching for the alternatives. She doesn't want him to do that.