May 5, 2021 8:41 PM
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iggypoptart66
The labor intensive.... we'll always low-ball the artist
mullinsmark007
Those look beautiful but I'd hate to have to move them.
FMan5
I can cut an apple in half.
Pokegeologist
I'm wondering what they're working with that you can work it with hand tools and it doesn't chip or shatter, yet can be polished.
dougherd6
Some sort of soapstone
llamprey
I'll be the one. That's a lot of stone dust for these guys to be breathing. My great grandfather died of pneumoconiosis. Also, ugly result.
caseysawyer541337
Do not call me on moving day.
JesusofMethlehem
v
nojustsayitdont
Looks like un-reinforced concrete.
SwayzeS
Impressive!
sonomarco
One block... of what?
jaggcomputing5
Stone.....
SatinTurtle
God they work fast
Schaade
Think so? You should see their 10 year olds.
ThisprogramcannotberuninDOSmode
God speed
CheddarBae
& only made about $15
VC999999
You have inspired me! Now where did I put that can of SPAM? Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam!
BurnieCinders
I'm more impressed by the skill than the result.
Onlypostsquestions
Is that a solid stone goban at 0:34? It's so gorgeous!
jafwo2718
I once drew a smiley face in the mud with stick. I was 42 at the time. My magnum opus if you will.
distraingotnobrakes
Magnificent
Albatross267
Worst gyros ever.
iamspartan1262
someone likes assassin's creed
commentsivehadafew
I once carved a piece of soap into a slightly smaller piece of soap. True story.
Blackmetalhappiness
You are an inspiration to us all.
DreamOnFire
No one believes your dirty lies.
LazerHawkAttack
Weedies617
With your butt?
Cranbananarama
I once carved a piece of soap into a larger piece of soap, but then I was fined for breaking some law about matter.
DeviatedPrevert
IamfromCanadaeh1983
What did you use it for? :/
flutterfloof8888
To stick it up ur arse
Dedelgado311
I do the same but use the rubbing method. It's slowly but surely becoming a work or art.
DeinnsBeans
I once merged a small piece of soap into a bigger piece of soap. Making the new one the biggest
LerryV2
AMA
FreshwaterViking
No thanks, I'll skip the silicosis.
TheBlondSwede
You should see what I can do with a block of cheese in 15 minutes.
goflyblind
Flowerlady0
Eat it?
ohmanhospitals
EchoOfSnac
Otteritup
Nobody wants to see that.
BobbyVegana
Speak for yourself
TheMemeRecycler
?
frecklesnglitter
Definitely not that if it’s a whole block of cheese
ILikeRespondingWithWillSmithGifs
AntRam95
You shouldn’t eat a block of cheese that fast, savor the taste
whooshy
Made from 100% stone, all natural
ReachingForTheStars
Mind blown!
footInMouthAndHeadUpAssSoWhatYouTalkinBout
Hipsters in america "they are wasting perfectly good pallets"
PlaidBastard
As a geologist, this feels *wrong* to watch, like my parents getting all lovey-dovey at just-the-three-of-us anniversary dinners.
CouldCareLessButDoesnt
Once you get it delivered you can never move it
MojoBobtheHoochyman
They look expensive.
Promethianfire
They probably didn't make that much on it. But the design boutique who "sources" it will make a killing.
trinabeana23
This! Its mind boggling when u travel to places where they have TONS of labor & make amazing products yet if I were to try that same process
here in TX it would cost me so much to make that the price would b astronomical to make profit. Something is for sure wrong w the whole
"Globalization helps many poor countries" just like the wealthy countries" hmmmm not if u actual travel & see for yourself :/
Thing is, it has helped tremendously. Global poverty is way down from, say, 50 years ago. Not that it isn't still a problem, but as bad as
evilcarp
Poor rock. Will it be OK?
Better than ever.
That is actually a really nice piece of stone to work with. Not gonna find that in my neck of the woods.
SirRichardFrancisBurton
Munchman347
Asian status symbol. The 'poors' can't afford them...
Those silly poors
victalany
TheLastSpaceman
Imagine offering to help a friend move and they have this...
greysonhackett127001
That's why I don't have any friends.
gtollie
“Two men and a truck” show up. Follow me guys , it’s just some patio furniture
morelikeconsham
If I had one of these, I wouldn't trust my friends to move it.
Fatterburito
The pizza better be good.
"offering".
Sage042000
Wouldn't touch it with a 10ft pole.
alaest0r
Idk, that's a good amount of leverage
ChiliBeef
I, too, wouldn't touch it with this person's pole.
Been there! "Can you help me move some art with your truck man?" Show up and its an 800lb sandstone sculpture he made on the back patio.
craftinscrap
And that’s when I say fuck right off, he’s $100 hire someone. Ur a good friend
I’ve always said my back is worth more than this piece of furniture
ThomasThundersword
id say “bro for sure we can use my truck, but we need more people to move this. or pay to rent a trailer and i’ll bring some equipment”>
ofc i love on a farm so i have lifting equipment, just no trailer to transport it.
We got more people and used an engine hoist to lift it.
ProfessorChaos
That'll be $40,000.
MatthewJohnsona
And another 40k for shipping
Willowknowsall
And no we don't deliver
JustSomePersonThere
Worth it.
Or more. Depends on the name of the interior designer who sources it for $4000.
powerrangerpl
+$40,000 shipping +$40,000 import tax. I guess.
Rdubbin43474
Worth every damn penny too. Shit yeah I would pay for hand made, artisan crafted badassery like that. Get fucked if you cant see the worth.
People who downvote comments without saying why are internet wimps which blows my mind. Be a KB warrior bby!
ChocolateCookieAndFudge
And 40,000kg.
jelladelta
For the furniture or for the movers?
jixathejinx
Yes.
smallpoxrandolph
If I had 40k for a table type money, worth it- beautiful and will last for ever
newsguycraigevans
Imagine kicking that with your little toe in the middle of the night
And borderline impossible to steal.
MrNardtastic
It's round. I could(with help) literally roll it out the door, up a ramp and onto a truck.. maybe
UsernameDoesntEndTheWayYouThinkItBlowjob
Without damaging it though?
SleeperXib
For the sake of the resale value, wrap a thick blanket around it first.
See ur helping already with that kinda good advice. Now put ur back into it and lets get this bitch on the truck and gtfo of here.
Blightsteel101
//you awake to the sound of a bulldozer plowing into your dining room. Your worst fears have come true.//
GoGoGadgetBinoculars
ElbowDeepInUserSub
The new hyperspace bypass is going in, and you missed out on the public hearing period!
StickToYourPuns
//Roll for Initiative.//
dominiklapierre360
Rolled 1, you want to call the cops but since you where on panic you entered the number of random poeple -
//With disadvantage. You just woke up and they have a Bulldozer//
LenWeirdracin
Go high tech to get in for it, but carry's it out instead of rolling it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZazsOx0u3aw
iggypoptart66
The labor intensive.... we'll always low-ball the artist
mullinsmark007
Those look beautiful but I'd hate to have to move them.
FMan5
I can cut an apple in half.
Pokegeologist
I'm wondering what they're working with that you can work it with hand tools and it doesn't chip or shatter, yet can be polished.
dougherd6
Some sort of soapstone
llamprey
I'll be the one. That's a lot of stone dust for these guys to be breathing. My great grandfather died of pneumoconiosis. Also, ugly result.
caseysawyer541337
Do not call me on moving day.
JesusofMethlehem
nojustsayitdont
Looks like un-reinforced concrete.
SwayzeS
Impressive!
sonomarco
One block... of what?
jaggcomputing5
Stone.....
SatinTurtle
God they work fast
Schaade
Think so? You should see their 10 year olds.
ThisprogramcannotberuninDOSmode
God speed
CheddarBae
& only made about $15
VC999999
You have inspired me! Now where did I put that can of SPAM? Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam!
BurnieCinders
I'm more impressed by the skill than the result.
Onlypostsquestions
Is that a solid stone goban at 0:34? It's so gorgeous!
jafwo2718
I once drew a smiley face in the mud with stick. I was 42 at the time. My magnum opus if you will.
distraingotnobrakes
Magnificent
Albatross267
Worst gyros ever.
iamspartan1262
commentsivehadafew
I once carved a piece of soap into a slightly smaller piece of soap. True story.
Blackmetalhappiness
You are an inspiration to us all.
DreamOnFire
No one believes your dirty lies.
LazerHawkAttack
Weedies617
With your butt?
Cranbananarama
I once carved a piece of soap into a larger piece of soap, but then I was fined for breaking some law about matter.
DeviatedPrevert
IamfromCanadaeh1983
What did you use it for? :/
flutterfloof8888
To stick it up ur arse
Dedelgado311
I do the same but use the rubbing method. It's slowly but surely becoming a work or art.
DeinnsBeans
I once merged a small piece of soap into a bigger piece of soap. Making the new one the biggest
LerryV2
AMA
FreshwaterViking
No thanks, I'll skip the silicosis.
TheBlondSwede
You should see what I can do with a block of cheese in 15 minutes.
goflyblind
Flowerlady0
Eat it?
ohmanhospitals
EchoOfSnac
Otteritup
Nobody wants to see that.
BobbyVegana
Speak for yourself
TheMemeRecycler
?
frecklesnglitter
Definitely not that if it’s a whole block of cheese
ILikeRespondingWithWillSmithGifs
AntRam95
You shouldn’t eat a block of cheese that fast, savor the taste
whooshy
Made from 100% stone, all natural
ReachingForTheStars
Mind blown!
footInMouthAndHeadUpAssSoWhatYouTalkinBout
Hipsters in america "they are wasting perfectly good pallets"
PlaidBastard
As a geologist, this feels *wrong* to watch, like my parents getting all lovey-dovey at just-the-three-of-us anniversary dinners.
CouldCareLessButDoesnt
Once you get it delivered you can never move it
MojoBobtheHoochyman
They look expensive.
Promethianfire
They probably didn't make that much on it. But the design boutique who "sources" it will make a killing.
trinabeana23
This! Its mind boggling when u travel to places where they have TONS of labor & make amazing products yet if I were to try that same process
trinabeana23
here in TX it would cost me so much to make that the price would b astronomical to make profit. Something is for sure wrong w the whole
trinabeana23
"Globalization helps many poor countries" just like the wealthy countries" hmmmm not if u actual travel & see for yourself :/
Promethianfire
Thing is, it has helped tremendously. Global poverty is way down from, say, 50 years ago. Not that it isn't still a problem, but as bad as
evilcarp
Poor rock. Will it be OK?
nojustsayitdont
Better than ever.
evilcarp
That is actually a really nice piece of stone to work with. Not gonna find that in my neck of the woods.
SirRichardFrancisBurton
Munchman347
Asian status symbol. The 'poors' can't afford them...
SirRichardFrancisBurton
Those silly poors
victalany
TheLastSpaceman
Imagine offering to help a friend move and they have this...
greysonhackett127001
That's why I don't have any friends.
gtollie
“Two men and a truck” show up. Follow me guys , it’s just some patio furniture
morelikeconsham
If I had one of these, I wouldn't trust my friends to move it.
Fatterburito
The pizza better be good.
Schaade
"offering".
Sage042000
Wouldn't touch it with a 10ft pole.
alaest0r
Idk, that's a good amount of leverage
ChiliBeef
I, too, wouldn't touch it with this person's pole.
evilcarp
Been there! "Can you help me move some art with your truck man?" Show up and its an 800lb sandstone sculpture he made on the back patio.
craftinscrap
And that’s when I say fuck right off, he’s $100 hire someone. Ur a good friend
craftinscrap
I’ve always said my back is worth more than this piece of furniture
ThomasThundersword
id say “bro for sure we can use my truck, but we need more people to move this. or pay to rent a trailer and i’ll bring some equipment”>
ThomasThundersword
ofc i love on a farm so i have lifting equipment, just no trailer to transport it.
evilcarp
We got more people and used an engine hoist to lift it.
ProfessorChaos
That'll be $40,000.
MatthewJohnsona
And another 40k for shipping
Willowknowsall
And no we don't deliver
JustSomePersonThere
Worth it.
Promethianfire
Or more. Depends on the name of the interior designer who sources it for $4000.
powerrangerpl
+$40,000 shipping +$40,000 import tax. I guess.
Rdubbin43474
Worth every damn penny too. Shit yeah I would pay for hand made, artisan crafted badassery like that. Get fucked if you cant see the worth.
Rdubbin43474
People who downvote comments without saying why are internet wimps which blows my mind. Be a KB warrior bby!
ChocolateCookieAndFudge
And 40,000kg.
jelladelta
For the furniture or for the movers?
jixathejinx
Yes.
smallpoxrandolph
If I had 40k for a table type money, worth it- beautiful and will last for ever
newsguycraigevans
Imagine kicking that with your little toe in the middle of the night
ProfessorChaos
And borderline impossible to steal.
MrNardtastic
It's round. I could(with help) literally roll it out the door, up a ramp and onto a truck.. maybe
UsernameDoesntEndTheWayYouThinkItBlowjob
Without damaging it though?
SleeperXib
For the sake of the resale value, wrap a thick blanket around it first.
MrNardtastic
See ur helping already with that kinda good advice. Now put ur back into it and lets get this bitch on the truck and gtfo of here.
Blightsteel101
//you awake to the sound of a bulldozer plowing into your dining room. Your worst fears have come true.//
GoGoGadgetBinoculars
ElbowDeepInUserSub
The new hyperspace bypass is going in, and you missed out on the public hearing period!
StickToYourPuns
//Roll for Initiative.//
dominiklapierre360
Rolled 1, you want to call the cops but since you where on panic you entered the number of random poeple -
Blightsteel101
//With disadvantage. You just woke up and they have a Bulldozer//
LenWeirdracin
Go high tech to get in for it, but carry's it out instead of rolling it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZazsOx0u3aw