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Jan 25, 2017 1:25 AM
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TheZodiacKillerForHumanPresident
It took years of testing to get the human suit to play basketball
TestPattern
EwGrooss
The zodiac killer strikes again
fudgesicles34
This from the same guy whose daughter's first words were "I like butter"
happenedtomeonce
Bamboozled again
Moridin23
He wins shittiness from the tweeter
itscoldhere8monthsoftheyear
I'm glad to see more people are understanding the novelty factor of social media.
mypeesmellslikeluckycharms
lol Cruz never went to Duke dummy
ihavetwosnakes
Zodiac Dribbler
DontTazeMeBrah
Zodiac Tripper
TonyFriendly
Please tell me this is real
vinnyk
I think you have an email
CheeseKaiser
Only Ted Cruz would un-ironically compare himself to the biggest "ivy league" type "white privilege" shithead in sports.
CrocodileDunphy
Because it couldn't possibly have anything to do with the fact that Allen bears a strong resemblance to a young Cruz
MichaelScottsPRguy
Love the professionalism of deadspin. Just a class act organization
NoSkellingtons
It's almost as if they were devised to be counter culture to existing sports media sites.
Quigonjinnandjuice
I go there, but I'm always baffled by their vitriol for other sports websites. Like, i know you're different but why hate them?
MichaelScottsPRguy
Barstool put them in a body bag
Imjustheretodrinkandcomment
Clear your notifications!
Vizreki
You don't know bout his life bruh
Polygrammar
And charge your battery!
bananerbread
Nah it's at 18. That's another 2-3 hours of browsing on my phone.
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god0fthunder
Fuck them both. Haha
raynre
Fuck the shambling corpse of Gawker in general.
McJersey12
REPOST!
thewallabe
I mean, unless someone beat me to it... but those are screen shots from my phone
thewallabe
Oh I see the one that went viral now... posted 11 hours after mine. Oh well