Jan 13, 2017 10:05 PM
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TheFonzIsMeAndImOneWithTheFonz
I give you, my bro after I totaled my brand new car not even a year into owning it: /a/AKOOk
mickison
Jaden Smith didn't
partTimeCrazy
I think I see the problem. He needs to be IN the car to drive it. He must have missed that lesson.
DomVanSuave
Daddy's insurance going to cover that?
girlcheese
But where is the butt crack?
hazelnuts4peace
i live 2 miles from pavement on a 45 degree slope .no power for 5 days.guess what? stay home!who let him drive there?
Evilpercy
Winter camouflage
Ralfanans
-you ready rookie? -ye - you don't look ready.
GetFrontOrDieTryin
A Steirabua
EtherealVanity
FamousVamos03
Doesn't make sense to let a new person drive in these kinds of conditions. Snow and black ice are no joke
scootermcgruter
As a Michigander how are you supposed to learn? veteran ice and snow drivers have accidents and the way they often survive is experience
Dbonker
Winter tires?
i feel bad 4 him.i cannot leave my (mountain) home 4 fear of this.hope you got a tow (at least)
esgedi
Buy a set of ice tires, you'll be fine.
Foag
Is he praying?
amanduh0
They won't let you test if it's raining here, so it's crazy to me that he tested in those conditions.
tentaclefriendly
He found the car
anitabieror6
https://media.giphy.com/media/3orieLHXgpfkKO9Iju/giphy.gif
AceVanquish
I don't see anyone with their butt crack showing.
kittykat016
he should have looked at the camera so it would have been a great rap album cover
bumbler33
Is there a butt crack in this picture I'm not seeing?
myspoonistoobig
Did he try turning it off and back on again?
Dudeitsonlyme
Did I hear someone say Oops?
SlickLily
Oh just type the flipping zero
Eanikran
Is it really that hard to put in a 0? Shit.
GodLikeButHumble
I don't get it. Is the car's ass hanging out?
dolphindreamsandsatan
I can't make out the country in the EU medallion. Wonder where this is?
Koandaj
Finland or Sweden is my guess.
SonOfOden
Not Finland or Sweden by looking at the plates. Otherwise completely possible. We do have mandatory lessons for conditions like this though.
Sitraka
may be Danemark ?
dodo157
I'd say Austria: DL= Deutschlandsberg (Styria)
"Enhance!!"
Viper21GD
Worried im going to do this, (finally) got my license not long ago
zapsmass
I'm sure it had nothing to do with the skill of the driver, or the road conditions. It was all due to the date, which is arbitrary.
ZJbrandon
not really the best road conditions for a brand new driver?
TremendouslyBestWords
Took my kids out in the snow before they even had licenses, just for training. In a parking lot, though.
Keepcalmandfapfapfapfap
I've learned to drive in snow, you just have to be scared of the snow, not cocky because you just passed your driving exam..
FlappinBurgers
Shit's slippery, yo
WhatzitTooya
It's the best condition, it sorts out the slow learners.
mrhobbybob
Thanks for the good advice, it helped :p
AintNoCompanionLikeABlueEyedMerle
When it doubt, throttle out. Amateur.
falconchris
Have you ever experienced lift off oversteer?
RandomAbscessMemories
Too many people in FWD cars brake as a first reaction. Good way to spin out.
Negitive13
His brother should have known how to drive in these conditions, having gotten his license in them. Git Gud Kid.
perfecteye18
Praise the...snow?
BetterThanToma
Ye. I am from sweden, like 60% of the tests to get licence here is on animals on roads and snow/ice. Git gud
SpecimenSpiff
Psh, most people who can pass the test are still terrible drivers.
Arconyte
Word. I wish there was a much more difficult driving test where you had to drive in adverse conditions.
Dabiz84
In the Netherlands it's much harder to get your license. So that's good. Shame though we still got plenty of bad drivers.
Tamzzzzzz
I've driven on roads like that as a brand new driver...
Superslothsays
Same. First time out slid through an intersection. No one around though so I was verrrrry lucky. Parents still don't know. I'm 36.
I slid threw a stop sign right in front of a cop...
Derfalke
Aaand that's why insurance premiums are higher for young dudes.
It's my experience that girls run into more shit, it's just that they don't claim it on insurance. Every girl i know has a beat up car.
iupvotebadcomments
Does that go for places outside the US?
KingBifurious
Yes. Australians pay 2 - 3 x more on car insurance while 16 - 23 /yo
iLoveItWhenMyFingersSmellLikePussy
Yup, also true for the Netherlands. And if your car is considered "sporty" you pay even more.
chocolatehaze
In the UK if you are under 25 expect to pay anywhere from £1k - £5k year on insurance depending on car age/engine size.
thesplashingblumpkins
Yes, but justified tbh. I crashed my car almost immediately after passing
GalbatoexCaedes
maybe you shouldn't have passed then.
AGrammeIsBetterThanADamn
Young dudes are universally irresponsible. I'm pretty sure they have higher insurance rates on Mars.
Good point.
MOTHERFUCKINGALLAH
As a young dude, yea
thisismyusernameanddontyouforgetit
As a martian, yep
718bmt
Irresponsible? perhaps. I'm confident I'm a better driver and react faster/safer to dangerous situations on the road than almost all women
ItsRealTalk
On one hand, I feel like you've been unfairly downvoted since the first post had similar generalizations/sexism. On the other hand, 1/2
two wrongs don't make a right and all that. 2/2
CanadianCommenter
Alright, let's just settle down here, wiener.
No need for name calling, just responding to the injustices of the insurance industry and sweeping generalizations of this person
TheFonzIsMeAndImOneWithTheFonz
I give you, my bro after I totaled my brand new car not even a year into owning it: /a/AKOOk
mickison
Jaden Smith didn't
partTimeCrazy
I think I see the problem. He needs to be IN the car to drive it. He must have missed that lesson.
DomVanSuave
Daddy's insurance going to cover that?
girlcheese
But where is the butt crack?
hazelnuts4peace
i live 2 miles from pavement on a 45 degree slope .no power for 5 days.guess what? stay home!who let him drive there?
Evilpercy
Winter camouflage
Ralfanans
-you ready rookie? -ye - you don't look ready.
GetFrontOrDieTryin
A Steirabua
EtherealVanity
FamousVamos03
Doesn't make sense to let a new person drive in these kinds of conditions. Snow and black ice are no joke
scootermcgruter
As a Michigander how are you supposed to learn? veteran ice and snow drivers have accidents and the way they often survive is experience
Dbonker
Winter tires?
hazelnuts4peace
i feel bad 4 him.i cannot leave my (mountain) home 4 fear of this.hope you got a tow (at least)
esgedi
Buy a set of ice tires, you'll be fine.
Foag
Is he praying?
amanduh0
They won't let you test if it's raining here, so it's crazy to me that he tested in those conditions.
tentaclefriendly
He found the car
anitabieror6
https://media.giphy.com/media/3orieLHXgpfkKO9Iju/giphy.gif
AceVanquish
I don't see anyone with their butt crack showing.
kittykat016
he should have looked at the camera so it would have been a great rap album cover
bumbler33
Is there a butt crack in this picture I'm not seeing?
myspoonistoobig
Did he try turning it off and back on again?
Dudeitsonlyme
Did I hear someone say Oops?
SlickLily
Oh just type the flipping zero
Eanikran
Is it really that hard to put in a 0? Shit.
GodLikeButHumble
I don't get it. Is the car's ass hanging out?
dolphindreamsandsatan
I can't make out the country in the EU medallion. Wonder where this is?
Koandaj
Finland or Sweden is my guess.
SonOfOden
Not Finland or Sweden by looking at the plates. Otherwise completely possible. We do have mandatory lessons for conditions like this though.
Sitraka
may be Danemark ?
dodo157
I'd say Austria: DL= Deutschlandsberg (Styria)
dodo157
dolphindreamsandsatan
"Enhance!!"
Viper21GD
Worried im going to do this, (finally) got my license not long ago
zapsmass
I'm sure it had nothing to do with the skill of the driver, or the road conditions. It was all due to the date, which is arbitrary.
ZJbrandon
not really the best road conditions for a brand new driver?
TremendouslyBestWords
Took my kids out in the snow before they even had licenses, just for training. In a parking lot, though.
Keepcalmandfapfapfapfap
I've learned to drive in snow, you just have to be scared of the snow, not cocky because you just passed your driving exam..
FlappinBurgers
Shit's slippery, yo
WhatzitTooya
It's the best condition, it sorts out the slow learners.
mrhobbybob
Thanks for the good advice, it helped :p
AintNoCompanionLikeABlueEyedMerle
When it doubt, throttle out. Amateur.
falconchris
Have you ever experienced lift off oversteer?
RandomAbscessMemories
Too many people in FWD cars brake as a first reaction. Good way to spin out.
Negitive13
His brother should have known how to drive in these conditions, having gotten his license in them. Git Gud Kid.
perfecteye18
Praise the...snow?
BetterThanToma
Ye. I am from sweden, like 60% of the tests to get licence here is on animals on roads and snow/ice. Git gud
SpecimenSpiff
Psh, most people who can pass the test are still terrible drivers.
Arconyte
Word. I wish there was a much more difficult driving test where you had to drive in adverse conditions.
Dabiz84
In the Netherlands it's much harder to get your license. So that's good. Shame though we still got plenty of bad drivers.
Tamzzzzzz
I've driven on roads like that as a brand new driver...
Superslothsays
Same. First time out slid through an intersection. No one around though so I was verrrrry lucky. Parents still don't know. I'm 36.
Tamzzzzzz
I slid threw a stop sign right in front of a cop...
Derfalke
Aaand that's why insurance premiums are higher for young dudes.
esgedi
It's my experience that girls run into more shit, it's just that they don't claim it on insurance. Every girl i know has a beat up car.
iupvotebadcomments
Does that go for places outside the US?
KingBifurious
Yes. Australians pay 2 - 3 x more on car insurance while 16 - 23 /yo
iLoveItWhenMyFingersSmellLikePussy
Yup, also true for the Netherlands. And if your car is considered "sporty" you pay even more.
chocolatehaze
In the UK if you are under 25 expect to pay anywhere from £1k - £5k year on insurance depending on car age/engine size.
chocolatehaze
In the UK if you are under 25 expect to pay anywhere from £1k - £5k year on insurance depending on car age/engine size.
thesplashingblumpkins
Yes, but justified tbh. I crashed my car almost immediately after passing
GalbatoexCaedes
maybe you shouldn't have passed then.
AGrammeIsBetterThanADamn
Young dudes are universally irresponsible. I'm pretty sure they have higher insurance rates on Mars.
iupvotebadcomments
Good point.
MOTHERFUCKINGALLAH
As a young dude, yea
thisismyusernameanddontyouforgetit
As a martian, yep
718bmt
Irresponsible? perhaps. I'm confident I'm a better driver and react faster/safer to dangerous situations on the road than almost all women
ItsRealTalk
On one hand, I feel like you've been unfairly downvoted since the first post had similar generalizations/sexism. On the other hand, 1/2
ItsRealTalk
two wrongs don't make a right and all that. 2/2
ItsRealTalk
On one hand, I feel like you've been unfairly downvoted since the first post had similar generalizations/sexism. On the other hand, 1/2
CanadianCommenter
Alright, let's just settle down here, wiener.
718bmt
No need for name calling, just responding to the injustices of the insurance industry and sweeping generalizations of this person