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Nov 17, 2016 4:25 PM
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TonyStarkWantsOne
Nachman
whotookbearyawesome
*sigh, i CAN fap to this.
ihatejimmypage
nopleaseno
AEvilNyanKat
username relevant
peridotite
Dude some tumors can actually grow with teeth and hair like that
Alfadorfox
Yeah, until I noticed the non-medical photostudio backgrounds, my thoughts were: "Not sure if sculpture or teratoma..."
DamnThursdays
Surrenderyourkoolaid
What a lovely username.
Inauspiciovs
rightcalf
This is perfect
EveryUsernameIsTaken4
The new line of fleshlights
Dyaeus
I'd buy it
TheMershedPerderder
#3 for the ladies.
kpx0
Lurkingoff
NeutralLurker
Why did i keep scrolling
Kind0ne
TonyTheTiger313
What is this from?
Kind0ne
"Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt"
Youmaynotagree
What the ever loving fuck is this OP?
prathertattoo
This. Is. Aaaaaarrtttt!!!
Youmaynotagree
Heywutupbruh
mormacil
nevergonnagiveyoustuff
IDisagreeWithEverything
Satin1
BigTentSjoberg
luxter7
Love that shes terrified.
bigian77
hereforcake
This was me with the toothy tongue one. My eyes started watering and my roommate had to scroll past it for me.
OmegaDerp
sunlitglo
Porn is so strange nowadays
stopitcharlesgetoutofmyhead
rawdog
luxter7
chicameeka
luxter7
You would.
CosmicKitten10
babiesaregreat123456
I want to know it's back story...I WANNA KNOW YOUUUU
Minkaf
chicameeka
dudeondudeaction
What's the artists name?
prathertattoo
Jonathan Payne from the UK
Minjita
.
jengabean
No this is by Jonathan Payne of LA. Jonathan Payne from the UK is a very different type of artist.
dudeondudeaction
Thanks.
llamamushroom
It's fairly similar to Patricia Piccinini's stuff
jengabean
Except Patricia Piccinini doesn't sculpt her own work.
UserWthNoName
Teeth growing on tounge is a fear I didn't know I had until this post...
dracomageat
Odd. It's the only one that didn't freak me out.
llamamushroom
Then you fear geese
greggor
And Penguins
cutiepatoodiepumpkinbooty
Tell me something new
llamamushroom
Ibuprofen can cause stomach ulcers because it's an antiinflammatory, and your stomach uses inflammation to tell it to stop making acid
QueenCousland
Given what akkl14 said, it's more likely to cause heartburn and reflux. I've had chronic issues with both. Trust me guys, be careful.
akki14
Stomach ulcers are actually from bacteria. The guys who worked out ulcers could be solved by antibiotics won the noble prize.
QueenCousland
The way he demonstrated it was so badass.
llamamushroom
It's both! The two mechanisms are independent, but if you both have H. pylori infection and take NSAIDs your risk of getting ulcers triples
IdiotMcNoobtard
*Cronenberg
chowmaster
Crokenberg
SalamLakem
*Cornbread
almightyblob
I can't believe I had to scroll so far down to see this comment
giorgiolx
cronenberg...Live The beer
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
Cumberbatch
prathertattoo
*Cronanberg
daugbret
Conan the Burgbarian
IdiotMcNoobtard
*Pro Na'an Bread
assholecasserole
Grow man beard
Ewanator
Throw lamb seared.
BiffTHEBearKiller
Send this shit to the Front Page. Sign it "From User Sub with love"
overworkeddad
I can't look at this any more. Please get this out of subs.
biggerguy
Yes
LynxInYourSynx
SederHishtalshelus
Lmfao. This used to Sare me and I just laughed. Guess I'm an adult now.
grimwyrd
chicameeka
UsernameAttempted
HIM!
butterbuncheesefries
blahtotheblahblah
This isn't even the worst thing I've seen just today. Yall'll have to try harder
QueenCousland
The front page thanks you.
ThecommentFarmer
ahuehue
It is on the fp right now and your comment is having 666 upvotes. Coincidence? I think not.
Girtouh
BabbidyBoopy
Yeh I'm in! +1
HistorySchmistory
Oh, you user sub guys are so edgy...IDIOT
cdub84
Found the asshole guys. Everyone else can go home now.
crocha9
Fuck yes!
PerfectGifComment
ticktockbent
You act like any of this would shock us.
BusinessOfCatsnakes
Don't you know that user sub circlejerkers are the only edgy people on the internet?
Furderp
You're sick and I like it
thistlecrown
But why?
KuuroiYuki
Norms can be appreciated and enforced by showing their inverse.
TerryFoldFlaps
"Art"
MusculusSternocleidomastoideus
"teratoma"
SolidestCurve
For the glory of Satan of course!
Lemuffinmannn
HarryPotterAndTheLordOfTheTriforce
thegriffin88
Art and the glory of Satan.
ThisFrkinName
But why not?
WhileYouWereReadingThisLongNameIstoleYourCookies
But why why not?
HomemCinza
But why why not not?
SherMattLockSmith
It represents the duality of man.
Phaggotboy
No, that's wearing a peace symbol and having "Born to kill" written on your helmet, this is edgelords pretending that shock = art
Guidocat
How did you guys get the reference for that guy's comment but not this guy's comment?
Ryebread91
I don't know either reference so I upvoted them both to fit in. Sauce?
Minkaf
IMadeThisAccountForButts
ecodude
MacrophageWielder
These actually can arise in a human body as well. Search for 'teratoma's'. Or maybe not...
hotrevolver
I did. What in the fuck.
DirtyJ0eDirt
I'm going to go with not
BrilliantBitch
Unfortunately I don't need to google them, 3 years ago I'd never heard of them then I got the diagnosis weeks after a routine appointment.
BrilliantBitch
There's a lot of people laughing at the sight of these but the truth is they can happen at any time to anyone.
thistlecrown
I am thinking this is exactly what the person was trying to re-create
iforgotthepasswordsofmyotheraccountsthe2ndobutitsaironicaccount
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ElaTypos
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teratoma
theuniverseissobigthatnothinginitmatterssowhogivesasquanch
ChristYarmolyu
#1 is a plumbis
XxJackOfTradesxX
"Man, we really *burp* really Cronenburg'd them all, huh, M-Morty?" "Aw geez, Rick. I'm starting to get a lot of anxiety from all this..."
joc101
Science is more art than science morty, not *burp* not a lot of people realise that
theuniverseissobigthatnothinginitmatterssowhogivesasquanch
burgerandy
theuniverseissobigthatnothinginitmatterssowhogivesasquanch
ChrisWise
What episode is this from? I thought I watched them all and would fain miss one
theuniverseissobigthatnothinginitmatterssowhogivesasquanch
This one.
Tofugrass
Episode 1
NoBeardTheIrate
Nope thats the seeds
GenjiShimadaOfTheShimadaClan
Yeah but before that they see a creature and among other things rick says "it defies all logic".
GenjiShimadaOfTheShimadaClan
https://youtu.be/4XoDq5iFQqw
ThreeCores
Rick Potion #5 - scene after credits, i think.
EClaire1073
#9, a play on the title of the song "Love Potion no. 9"
ThreeCores
Okay, i messed up. I thought this question was asked under this one:
GenjiShimadaOfTheShimadaClan
Ep.1 with the mega seeds
NoBeardTheIrate
No its the one with the school dance
GenjiShimadaOfTheShimadaClan
It came on last sunday here's the scene https://youtu.be/4XoDq5iFQqw
RyleKussell
Correct. It's when Cronenburg Rick and Morty have to find an alternate dimension after they messed up and made everyone normal.
GenjiShimadaOfTheShimadaClan
I'm pretty sure it's the episode where they get the megaseeds and they see a crazy creature.
LinearOperator
It is. It's the first episode.
RyleKussell
Definitely episode 6: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgvNNHFhPck
MilesOnACar
Did anyone else think "creepy nightmare penis" for #1? I know I can't be the only one..
Jaydice
I look at it and imagine that superman deviantart comic, where Lois is asking why his penis has claws.
Tomokari080
H.R. Giger must be so proud of it.
allofthebeans
i thought it was a gross vajayjay at first
ryanmason
All I see is a flower. That should be in a Georgia O'Keeffe museum
Trumpcard814
More like a tyranosaurus clitoris
Manbunbro
I saw a Vagina-clit-penis.
TurboSloth
Survey says!?...
pocktio
Wait, that's not how it's meant to look like? .... fuck
ImGurren
i just thought it was a normal penis folded inside out but then i saw the feets
xBenoitBallsx
Looks like a lobster tail (without the shell)
ShyFryGuy
*creepy nightmare vagines
thomcruzemissile
http://aminoapps.com/page/comics/1627708/superman-and-lois-lane
loghra
Yep, me too
mynameisquestionable
stuff of freaking nightmares
jsulli195
Definitely saw a vagina....maybe it's a man-gina
Kronzor
It kinda looks like a bit of both to be honest
AMeaslycommentNotWorthTheDownvote
The man-gina?
shooter45
someswedishgirl
I thought it was a Zygon.
butmahitsjustmebooo
That's what I saw from the thumbnail
IYellAtPeopleBecauseMyTamagotchiDiedAndINeedToVent
I thought all of them just look that way
zeke1366
It looks like a penis, rising from within a vagina.
MilesOnACar
Doctaprocta
I honestly thought it was nightmare earthworm Jim
NATA5
Well it also looks like a vagina so I'm aroused but also confused.
SaintNewts
"pegina"
MycolTheFunguy
Jonathan Payne the artist is pretty interesting check out his work.
Caremono
R/spacedicks
YourUncleTheConvictedFelon
I'm 100% certain that someone has used one of those as a dildo before. Because I've done so.
LariCheltsy
Duck dick
TheoZeroni
Yep thought I was looking at penile subincision, wasn't far off, click at your own peril --> wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_subincision
ScratchyFaceMcScruffyBeard
I shall call it....A Pevenus! or Pegina, I haven't decided yet.
Hyippy
It's like some sort of penis-vagina-hand monster. I'd like to think it's a piece about the dangers of masturbation.
WadeWilsonLoooooovesChimichangas
For me it looks more like a Clit Snake
SaltyAsshole
I think that is a penis and a clit...I'm confused.
Gamecubebo
That's not what it was?
ChainsawHandsJoe
Penis that somehow morphs into a labia halfway through and also has a kidney attached.
MisterOp
it reminded me of the snake things from Prometheus. Soggy penis-vagina snakes.
kpx0
You're not alone
threelitreassengine
to me it looks like a mix between a tubeworm, a clit and a dick. And a foot of course.
mormacil
Hung like a babys foot?
goingtochipotlewitharistotle
Yeah or ass cancer
Chemeli
Alien penis right there
cheekynandos
you know that phrase "dick like a baby's arm holding an apple"....
SaffronTeabagPierogi
More like creepy nightmare clit.
1ns4n1ty
Anything is a dildo if youre brave enough
Aquilarden
#2 is "clitoral hood with teeth"
emilioooooo
"Who would do that to a penis?!"...my thoughts when clicking
MrPredator
Alien wiener snake
InsensitiveComments
The tip looks like a nightmare clitoris
Sheldonian
Weirdest dildo ever
GreyImg
Opened it to post this
But I instantly regretted my decision
errumrather
The gif that keeps on giving
TheGamingBaconator
The smile really sells it.
supercuteturtle
I giggled. +1
Esme86m
Omg!! This is the first time I see the smile at the end. This changes everything!
NecronomiKane
That's because it's the reverse version.
2000boxes
to be honest this one fits this post better than the smile
Prud
I just saw the dreamcatcher aliens from the film
Aszel
That's what a vagina looks like when you're gay
fychy2
i saw a vag but each to their tastes
afterdinneromelets
I saw a dick but with some vagina-like qualities... so that actually kind of fits.
kholo
I've seen both at the same time.
CrazyCatLad
Yeah it borrowed from both. And hands.
voulge
Creepy clitpenis, yes
cocochronic
Everyone thought that.
dsnylovr
Yup
mildlyconfusedwhiterabbit
Yep demon penis from hentai land
Mimsey
I imagined a face on it and thought of God-Emperor Leto Atreides II, heathen.
Lfa3
For me it looked like something that could have been a Pink Floyd creation.
donkeymoney
I thought it was an attempt to genetically engineer Dickbutt.
AuntSharron
"Hey Peter, wanna see my paginis?"
DirkDiggler22
It looks like a penis vagina made into one
Esion9302
I thought "creepy nightmare clit".
MuhammedGarza
That's what a penis looks like if you flip it inside out
Kimanous
NO!
MuhammedGarza
Lol you certain?
Kimanous
Don't hurt the penis is my stance.
Kimanous
They're my spirit animal.
Samsquantch82
That's clearly a clit.
URNSHOW
A clip that can finger itself, looks like to me....
URNSHOW
Wait! I got it... it's the rare and mysterious 6 fingered CLENIS! Seen in one of every NOT EVER BIRTHS!
BYBT
In male embryos the penis forms out of a sort of a vagina structure. The line at the bottom is where it closed up. #1 looks pretty close tbh
n0n53n53
So are you saying women are just incomplete men?
ICantFeelMyHead
Men are mutated women?
BYBT
Yes
SamuraiJak
Clitdickhand
HannaTheGreat
Not sure if that's sarcasm, but hell no
MancrushonThor
That's what I was thinking too
TheBigBastard
Most are.
BewareOfTheDropBear
'Clearly'
DankMimesRUs
Cliterally
Samsquantch82
I'll have you know I touched a boob once, I'm pretty much an expert on lady parts. Bags of sand just all over.
ShadyDANIEL
If it makes you feel better, I thought it was meant to be a bit of a literal fleshlight.
ComradeSillyOtter
"The Thing" brand fleshlight
BewareOfTheDropBear
Hahaha
XeArg
could belong to a lady like this
gribblet
I thought it was supposed to be some sort of horror, inside-out vagina! Lawd.
cuzitsthere
Vageenis
pogon
It took a while, but I finally fapped to it.
goingtochipotlewitharistotle
This made me "heh" out loud.
Predacane35
Laughed then choked. +1
wilhelmsen
On a penis?
TurtleKapooya
Nice
mormacil
pogon
That skin is worthy of concern.
cerealman1
Proudest fap
DeltaLevelResponse
-But it's not worth writing home about.