Snoop Dogg aint even a dog

May 16, 2018 11:54 AM

OldSchoolCoder

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The Game isn't even playable

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Drake isnt even a dragon

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Nor a duck.

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Seal is not a seal

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arf arf

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Imagine Dragons is real.

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imagine dragon deez nuts to yo chin

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30 seconds to Mars is not a super fast transport going at ludicrous speed between Earth and Mars.

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Childish Gambino was never in the Gambino crime family!

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Eminem is not made of candy.

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Well his name's meaning is he's Marshall Mathers, so M an' M.

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Bill Gates is not a bill or a gate

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Eminem isn't chocolate candy.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Well hes white chocolate

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ACDC isn't even an electrical current!

8 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 1

Well, at least Talking Heads checks out.

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Flock of Seagulls ain't even birds

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Ice Cube ain't even frozen

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Kanye ain't even a god

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But he does live in the west

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What is "The Kanye?"

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They weren’t bowling for anything. Especially not soup.

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Marvin Gaye ain’t gay.

8 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

orrrr???

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Hannah Montana isnt even a state

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T.I. isn’t a calculator

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Pitbull is neither a pit, a bull, nor a pitbull. "Mr. Worldwide" is not as wide as the planet. The man is full of lies

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He's even been noted saying "if I was a dog, I'd be a chihuahua"

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Miss Universe didn't miss at all. She's right in the center.

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Bâton Rouge is not even a red stick!

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Ice T is not a drink

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As a cannibal on a smoothie diet I take offense to this.

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Ice Cube ain't even a cube of frozen water!

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The Foo Fighters have never fought foo

8 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

This is my favorite. Came back to plus 1.

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Iron Maiden aren't maidens. Or iron.

8 years ago | Likes 92 Dislikes 2

Or spikes

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Macklemore isn't even macklesome.

8 years ago | Likes 117 Dislikes 3

How can I have Macklemore of nothing?

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This one is my favorite

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Avicci isn't even alive.

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But avicii is the lowest level of hell, where he probably is for killing himself.

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Too soon dude.. too soon.

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No. There are two types of stories in this world. Comedies and tragedies. If we can laugh at it it ceases to be tragic. It's how you survive

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

... :(

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Mark Cuban may not actually be Cuban

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Justin Timberlake is not an actual lake filled with timber.

8 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 1

Claiming it's "just in," when that's old news

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So I guess he has nowhere to soak his logs in wood.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Came here to look for this reference. +1 for not letting me down :o)

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The Beetles ain’t even bugs.

8 years ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 2

"beatles" mate.

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Learning english, i always thought they were "The Beatless".

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it IS the beatles...

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It's the Beatles because they liked puns.. Beat.. Get it

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Not until I read this.

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Anthrax isn't deadly

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The fuck you say.

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Have you ever been caught in a mosh?

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