May 16, 2018 11:54 AM
OldSchoolCoder
125590
1974
86
dogsandcatsandlemursohmy
The Game isn't even playable
MongolianGod
Drake isnt even a dragon
Zorbaq
Nor a duck.
PaPaPeacock
Seal is not a seal
yepn0pe
arf arf
JackieDaytonaRealHumanBartender
Imagine Dragons is real.
ndnlaugh
imagine dragon deez nuts to yo chin
mymylee
30 seconds to Mars is not a super fast transport going at ludicrous speed between Earth and Mars.
aptatlas
Childish Gambino was never in the Gambino crime family!
Korbo
Eminem is not made of candy.
AllHailTheCritbow
Well his name's meaning is he's Marshall Mathers, so M an' M.
PW28
Bill Gates is not a bill or a gate
mfsef
Eminem isn't chocolate candy.
wheresyourcommentsense
Well hes white chocolate
TheSublimelyMagnificentJechtUsernameMarkIII
ACDC isn't even an electrical current!
CommunCreator
Well, at least Talking Heads checks out.
freiman
Flock of Seagulls ain't even birds
IDontRollOnShabbas
Ice Cube ain't even frozen
PietroAretino
Kanye ain't even a god
BaekwonTheChef
But he does live in the west
shaggy5402
What is "The Kanye?"
Gepeo
They weren’t bowling for anything. Especially not soup.
CowardTheCouragelyCat
Marvin Gaye ain’t gay.
Drapeta
orrrr???
chucksfamous
Hannah Montana isnt even a state
CherokeePeopleCherokeeTribe
T.I. isn’t a calculator
DarthMaulOfAmerica
Pitbull is neither a pit, a bull, nor a pitbull. "Mr. Worldwide" is not as wide as the planet. The man is full of lies
MrParticleboard
He's even been noted saying "if I was a dog, I'd be a chihuahua"
Miss Universe didn't miss at all. She's right in the center.
CanadianPunster
Bâton Rouge is not even a red stick!
clownbusiness
Ice T is not a drink
Trazomthesuineg
As a cannibal on a smoothie diet I take offense to this.
RushHourRocker
Ice Cube ain't even a cube of frozen water!
10GOTO10
The Foo Fighters have never fought foo
commentsectiontrafficcop
This is my favorite. Came back to plus 1.
catlord9
Iron Maiden aren't maidens. Or iron.
DanWon
Or spikes
IncredulousD
Macklemore isn't even macklesome.
SharperRogue
How can I have Macklemore of nothing?
bacchuss
This one is my favorite
PartiallyShavedSasquatch
Avicci isn't even alive.
bob493
But avicii is the lowest level of hell, where he probably is for killing himself.
FlyingRhino
mfizz1e
MemeLandLord
shuturdickholster
Too soon dude.. too soon.
No. There are two types of stories in this world. Comedies and tragedies. If we can laugh at it it ceases to be tragic. It's how you survive
Werenostrangerstolove
... :(
Mark Cuban may not actually be Cuban
GloriousPubes
Justin Timberlake is not an actual lake filled with timber.
Thkostavbyo
Claiming it's "just in," when that's old news
d3vilsavocado
So I guess he has nowhere to soak his logs in wood.
AsTheHeavensShudderBabyIBelongToYou
Came here to look for this reference. +1 for not letting me down :o)
MysteryRobot
The Beetles ain’t even bugs.
"beatles" mate.
tomwaits
Learning english, i always thought they were "The Beatless".
it IS the beatles...
beerbatteredkush
It's the Beatles because they liked puns.. Beat.. Get it
Not until I read this.
Anthrax isn't deadly
abeigor
The fuck you say.
Lustyomega
Have you ever been caught in a mosh?
Well, of course! I'm the Man!
ShouldIReallyGoWithMyOldUsernameFuckItCallMeAcromos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXQqsd973EA
dogsandcatsandlemursohmy
The Game isn't even playable
MongolianGod
Drake isnt even a dragon
Zorbaq
Nor a duck.
PaPaPeacock
Seal is not a seal
yepn0pe
arf arf
JackieDaytonaRealHumanBartender
Imagine Dragons is real.
ndnlaugh
imagine dragon deez nuts to yo chin
mymylee
30 seconds to Mars is not a super fast transport going at ludicrous speed between Earth and Mars.
aptatlas
Childish Gambino was never in the Gambino crime family!
Korbo
Eminem is not made of candy.
AllHailTheCritbow
Well his name's meaning is he's Marshall Mathers, so M an' M.
PW28
Bill Gates is not a bill or a gate
mfsef
Eminem isn't chocolate candy.
wheresyourcommentsense
Well hes white chocolate
TheSublimelyMagnificentJechtUsernameMarkIII
ACDC isn't even an electrical current!
CommunCreator
Well, at least Talking Heads checks out.
freiman
Flock of Seagulls ain't even birds
IDontRollOnShabbas
Ice Cube ain't even frozen
PietroAretino
Kanye ain't even a god
BaekwonTheChef
But he does live in the west
shaggy5402
What is "The Kanye?"
Gepeo
They weren’t bowling for anything. Especially not soup.
CowardTheCouragelyCat
Marvin Gaye ain’t gay.
Drapeta
orrrr???
chucksfamous
Hannah Montana isnt even a state
CherokeePeopleCherokeeTribe
T.I. isn’t a calculator
DarthMaulOfAmerica
Pitbull is neither a pit, a bull, nor a pitbull. "Mr. Worldwide" is not as wide as the planet. The man is full of lies
MrParticleboard
He's even been noted saying "if I was a dog, I'd be a chihuahua"
OldSchoolCoder
Miss Universe didn't miss at all. She's right in the center.
CanadianPunster
Bâton Rouge is not even a red stick!
clownbusiness
Ice T is not a drink
Trazomthesuineg
As a cannibal on a smoothie diet I take offense to this.
RushHourRocker
Ice Cube ain't even a cube of frozen water!
clownbusiness
10GOTO10
The Foo Fighters have never fought foo
commentsectiontrafficcop
This is my favorite. Came back to plus 1.
catlord9
Iron Maiden aren't maidens. Or iron.
DanWon
Or spikes
IncredulousD
Macklemore isn't even macklesome.
SharperRogue
How can I have Macklemore of nothing?
bacchuss
This one is my favorite
PartiallyShavedSasquatch
Avicci isn't even alive.
bob493
But avicii is the lowest level of hell, where he probably is for killing himself.
FlyingRhino
mfizz1e
MemeLandLord
shuturdickholster
Too soon dude.. too soon.
PartiallyShavedSasquatch
No. There are two types of stories in this world. Comedies and tragedies. If we can laugh at it it ceases to be tragic. It's how you survive
Werenostrangerstolove
... :(
chucksfamous
Mark Cuban may not actually be Cuban
GloriousPubes
Justin Timberlake is not an actual lake filled with timber.
Thkostavbyo
Claiming it's "just in," when that's old news
d3vilsavocado
So I guess he has nowhere to soak his logs in wood.
AsTheHeavensShudderBabyIBelongToYou
Came here to look for this reference. +1 for not letting me down :o)
MysteryRobot
The Beetles ain’t even bugs.
bob493
"beatles" mate.
tomwaits
Learning english, i always thought they were "The Beatless".
bob493
it IS the beatles...
beerbatteredkush
It's the Beatles because they liked puns.. Beat.. Get it
MysteryRobot
Not until I read this.
catlord9
Anthrax isn't deadly
abeigor
The fuck you say.
Lustyomega
Have you ever been caught in a mosh?
catlord9
Well, of course! I'm the Man!
ShouldIReallyGoWithMyOldUsernameFuckItCallMeAcromos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXQqsd973EA