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Me with most of my pies
Despite not winning, I'm still very proud.
*edited to add* my post on reddit was locked so I'm putting my recipes here
**Pie dough (makes enough crust for 2 pies)**
140 g + 165 g Ap flour
3 g salt
227 g cold butter, cut in to small pieces
58 g water
Mix first amount of flour, salt and butter in a mixer until mixture forms marble sized pieces. Add remaining flour, mix for 10 seconds. Add water, mix until incorporated. Form dough into 2 disks, wrap each in plastic and refrigerate until completely cold. Roll out to 1/4" thick. Place dough in a pie pan. Cut off anything dough going more than a ½ inch over the side of the pan. Crimp edges and cool until solid.
*peach pie - Use a 9” pie tin. Dock the bottom and par bake for 15 minutes with weights in the bottom.
*custard pie - Use a 9” pie tin. Dock the bottom and par bake for 15 minutes with weights in the bottom. Pull out weights and bake another 10 minutes. Shell should be hot out of the oven when you add the filling.
*guava cheese pie - Use a 9” pie tin. Dock the bottom and par bake for 15 minutes with weights in the bottom. Pull out weights and bake another 10-30 minutes until the crust is baked through and the bottom is a light golden brown. Cool before use.
*chicken and mushroom pie - Use a 9” deep dish pie tin. Dock the bottom and par bake for 15 minutes with weights in the bottom.
Peach ranger crumble pie
Peaches from my friend's uncle's orchard, with a crumble topping inspired by LAUSD ranger cookies. Decorated with leafs, flowers and a deer.
**Peach pie**
*1 Prepared pie shell
*4 1/2c peaches
*1T instant clear gel (you can use cornstarch)
*2T sugar
*1/4tsp citric acid (you can use lemon juice)
*Pinch of salt
*1tsp Cinnamon
*½tsp Nutmeg
*Crumble topping (see recipe)
Peel, pit and slice peaches. In a separate bowl, combine all dry ingredients. Mix dry ingredients into peaches, coating them thoroughly. Press the peaches in the to pie crust being carefully not to leave any air pockets. Lightly press on the crumble, completely covering peaches. Bake on a sheet pan at 350 for 30-40 minutes, or until the peaches are bubbling and the crumble has browned.
**Ranger crumble**
*3oz butter, melted
*1/4c sugar
*1/4c brown sugar
*1/2c four
*1/8 oz salt
*1/2c oats
*2T shredded coconut
*1/2c cornflakes
*2T walnuts
Mix together everything but the butter. Add the butter and mix until combined and coming together in clumps.
Spiced orange custard pie
Classic custard pie flavored with orange zest, cinnamon and nutmeg, topped with whipped cream and homemade dried oranges.
**Spiced orange custard pie**
*prepared pie shell
*1 1/2c whole milk
*1c heavy cream
*1/4tsp salt
*4 eggs
*2/3c sugar
*1 tablespoon vanilla
*1/4 teaspoon ground or freshly grated nutmeg
*¼tsp cinnamon
* 2 oranges
*whipped cream
*dried orange slices(http://www.marthastewart.com/332252/oven-dried-orange-slices)
Combine milk, cream, cinnamon, nutmeg, vanilla and the zest of both oranges in a pot. Bring to a boil. While the milk is warming, whisk together the eggs and sugar. Temper the boiled milk mixture in the the eggs. Pour the filling in the the hot pie shell, being careful not to overfill, you may have extra. Bake for 15-20 minutes until the middle wiggles but does not look liquid. Pull from the oven and cool in the refrigerator until cold. Top with whipped cream and dried oranges.
Malted banana cream pie
Chocolate cookie crust, malted pudding, and sliced bananas topped with malted whipped cream and gilded malt balls.
**Malted banana cream pie**
*cookie crust (see recipe)
*malted pudding (see recipe)
*3 very ripe bananas, sliced
* 3c heavy cream
*3T malted milk
*1/4c powdered sugar
*1/2tsp vanilla extract
*malt balls
Whip up cream, malted milk, powdered sugar and vanilla, until stiff but not over whipped. Whisk the malted pudding until loosened, then fold in ⅓ of the whipped cream. Spread a thin layer of pudding on the bottom of the cooled crust. Cover the pudding with a layer of bananas. Spread a 1/2 inch thick layer of pudding, over the bananas, repeat one more time. Top with whipped cream and malt balls.
**cookie crust**
*9oz nabisco famous chocolate wafers
*3T sugar
*¾tsp salt
*6T butter, melted
Pulse chocolate wafers in a food processor until there are no whole pieces left. Mix in sugar and salt until combined. Mix in melted butter until combined. Press mixture into a 9” deep dish pie tin. Bake at 350 for 8 minutes. Cool before filling.
**malted pudding**
*2c whole milk
*2oz malted milk powder
*1/4tsp salt
*4 egg yolks
*1/2c sugar
*1/4c cornstarch
*1 tsp vanilla
*2T butter
Bring milk, salt and malt powder to a boil over medium heat. In a bowl whisk together the yolks, sugar and cornstarch until light in color. Temper the milk in the the egg mixture. Return to the pot, and cook, stirring constantly until thickened and bubbling. Remove from heat, stir in vanilla and butter until combined. Strain into a clean bowl, press plastic wrap to the surface, and refrigerate until cold.
Guava and Cheese pie inspired by artist Belkis Ayon
Light cream cheese filling topped with Guava filling. This was for the Cuban category inspired by an exhibit on the Cuban Artist Belkis Ayon. The highlight of my day was when her Niece came by and told me how much she loved my pie and took pictures of my pie and with me.
**Guava cheese pie**
**cheese filling**
*8oz cream cheese
*3oz powdered sugar
*1oz whole milk
*9oz heavy cream
Whip the heavy cream until stiff but not over whipped, set aside. In a new bowl, mix together cream cheese and powdered sugar until smooth and cream. Add in milk until combined. Scrape down the bowl and mix for another 30 seconds. Fold the whipped cream in to the cheese mixture. Fill the pie crust 2/3rds of the way up with cheese filling (there will be extra). Chill for 2 hours.
**guava filling**
*2c guava juice (I prefer ceres)
*1 lemon
*1 1/2T butter
* 2 1/2 ounces granulated sugar
*.7oz cornstarch
*1 egg yolk
Boil the guava juice down to 1 1/4 c (you can add water if it’s reduced too much). Add the juice of half the lemon, the butter and the sugar to the juice and bring to a boil again. Whisk together the yolk and cornstarch. Temper the juice in the the eggs and place back into the pan. Cook on medium until thick and bubbling. Strain into a bowl, cover the top with plastic wrap and cool in refrigerator. Once cooled, whisk the filling to loosen it up. Spread the filling over the set cheese filling. Keep cold until serving.
Chicken and mushroom pie
Hearty chicken and mushroom filling, with potatoes, carrots and peas, topped with homemade puff pastry.
**Chicken and mushroom pie**
*prepared pie crust
*½ batch puff pastry(http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2014/06/fast-easy-short-cut-blitz-puff-pastry-recipe.html)
*2T 1/2tsp flour
*2T 1/2tsp butter
*1/2 onion, chopped
*8oz potatoes, peeled and cut into 1-inch pieces
*6oz carrots peeled and cut into 1-inch pieces
*10oz cremini mushrooms, stems trimmed, sliced
*1/4c white wine
*1c concentrated chicken brother (see recipe)
*1/2c milk
*2 1/2c Poached chicken (see recipe), cut into 1 inch pieces
*1/2c shelled green peas
*1T chopped parsley
*1T fresh thyme leaves
*1 ½ tsp salt
*1/2 pepper
Roll out puff pastry to be 1 inch wider the the pie tin, refrigerate until firm. Once cooled, using a large bowl as a guide, cut the dough in a circle. Cut a smaller hole in the middle to vent the pie. Refrigerate until needed.
Melt the butter in a large pot. Add onion, potato and carrot. Cooking intil the carrots and potatoes are softened, stirring occasionally 10-12 min. Add the mushrooms and cook until they’re warm. Add the wine, cook for 30 seconds. Add the flour, cook, stirring for 1 min. Add the broth and milk. Cook, stirring until it comes to a simmer, then cook for another 2 to 3 minutes. Add in chicken, peas, parsley and thyme. Season with salt and pepper, adjusting to taste.
Place filling in pie crust (you may have too much, put excess in a oven safe dish and top with puff pastry scraps). Top with cooled puff pastry, brush with egg whites. Bake on a sheet pan at 350 for 45min-1hr.
**poached chicken and concentrated broth**
*6 cups chicken broth
*Half a chicken (1 each breast, thigh and drumstick)
Place chicken and brother in a pot. Bring to a boil, then add a lid and cook for 45 minutes. Remove the chicken and keep cooking the broth until it’s been reduced to 1 cup. Once cool enough to handle, pull all the meat off the bones, discarding the bones and skin. Cut into 1inch pieces.
hootdos
*walks by in various disguises sampling pies repeatedly*
PorkyPigginit
Marry me
AdventuresofBluntmanandChronic
Who needs a cringe dump when you have all the creepsters you'll ever need in a post like this.
RayLynch
Sometimes you can make no mistakes and still lose. That is life.
goldenretrievers
Pies + awesome skirt = please can I be your BFF?
Krenum
Nicely done OP! These look amazing!
wtoddp
These all sound and look great! Can't believe you didn't win!
Zoodpy
I went to a pie contest once it was awful. They wouldn't let me try any of the pies.
LilLarrySellers
Just hook it to my veins!!!
MSparling
Both you and your pies are gorgeous! That skirt is absolutely adorable on you.
CaptCutty
Are these original recipes? They all look dope as fuck!
tibs07
Amazing pies, one of my many weaknesses. props!
Walkingcarpet
I'm diabetic, so you killed me just now. Worth it. These look amazing.
Loutrezilla
Don't have diabetes yet, would die of diabetes anyway.
emberthegoat
Seriously digging how you made pies based and inspired by things I've never heard of but that I now want to eat!
TheRealTomCat
AND THIS IS WHERE I KEEP MY GENETICS
Bladedrummer
Those look delicious.
Moosecock
The pies?
UsErNaMeIsAlReAdYiNuSeSoGoAwAy
MacMoose
We should make a movie about your work and call it Life of pie.
Killertomato84
Are you single?
firefighter26
Asking the tough questions right here.
oilyanaldischarge
Nice work OP! Wish you had won!
olivesalt
YUM! zero baking skills here. Take my +1
jollygreenregularsizedperson
The banana cream sounds amazing. Please tell me where i can purchase one!
duckslikedickslikeduckslikeme
That chicken and mushroom pie sounds amazing. I would love the recipe
AawesomeAardvaark
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duckslikedickslikeduckslikeme
Thanks for delivering @op
WhatsThisRuckus
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EffHerRightInThePussy
lickingtoads
I'll be in my bunk.
Jefferspin
davidbowieeyes
Ahh Bill- a gif for every occasion
NihilistArbysBannedAccount
Sees op's size and immediately scrolls to the bad comments
tankdog420
Same. Was let down.
blueiverson
I was imagining "pie eating contest"
myusernameisdifferentichangeitallthetimewhynotfuckreddit
Not surprising seeing the daily weight loss instant gratification posts on this site.
ANegativePerson
Me too
lurker9000
@op @megpi HI MEGAN, I didn't know you were an Imgurian!! I'm Kaylee from La Brea !! I love these, I can't wait to try to make them!!
megpi
Hi! the internet is such a small world! How are you?
Semx11
Well technically Internet IS the world
desmondrail
They look delicious OP! The guava and cheese one is especially intriguing
ctth0mas
Nah. I've I'm slightly more intrigued by the cream pie.
Tesdinic
I tried one last week! it is very similar to cheesecake with a delicious fruit filling.
racerstriped
I remember trying this guava paste stuff with a slice of brie a couple years ago - it was super yummy! I bet that pie is delicious.
Santizel
If only you have been to Porto's Bakery
DreamingOfAlice
I must try these....keep hearing of the place but always get turned off by the giant line coming out of the place.
BangForTheBuck
Guava cheese. Not guava and cheese.
DanielBlaesing
It clearly says guava and cheese
BangForTheBuck
I not read good.
servingmytimeinusersub
Sounds like a cuban kind of thing
BoopBoopDEEDoop
My husband is from PR and when I showed him this post hes like omg GUAVA AND CHEESE PIE?!?
saymynamebiatch
It is!!
WakeMeUpB4UpostPost
For those pies, I'd wife her.
DidItForScience
You'd shove 'em right in yer pie hole!
MotherflippersThinkEverythingIsAMotherflippingJoke
Upvote for making your own puff pastry. It's fucking hard!
Morositas
just make sure you keep it cold or work on a cold surface.
lyttlebopeepy
You get a High Pie!!
gratefulheart
And she's beautiful! Win/win/win (well, I guess the pies actually lose when you two eat them. Those pies had it comin' though!)
Kyrorayne
You'd eat her pie... allllll niiiiiight loooonnnggggg
AnythingMuchShorter
And afterward, give her oral sex out of appreciation for all the pie.
WeAreSynonymous
username checks out
AngryKoali
Yea. I'd show her how to make a new thing called Creampie. Usually cums out well.
Magus62
Good Lord that's awful...+1
WakeMeUpB4UpostPost
OblivionsBloodhound
Jesus christ i seriously despise people sometimes
AngryKoali
Lol whatever. I think its funny how i get downvoted but the ppl supporting me get opvotes. Thats cool 2oo
ThrowdaFischbach
Down votes? I'll counter with an upvote.
AngryKoali
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