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hinterscape
I never used to mind it but I live with my gf's family and they always make such a big deal over it that I never want it to happen again.
wobblecopterr
Srsly tho
iFAVandUPVOTEdogs
i always fav and upvote dogs
AmyBethMegJo
I'm 56 and still love my birthday!
DanDippity
Just another day to masturbate.
IsolatedThinker
That was me at 13, "one year closer to death, mother. thanks for the reminder". i was fun at parties.
Barrett94
sallyseagull
We choose slips from a hat at mine: life savings paid out to a nursing home or a hitman. So far, I haven't booked anything at Sunny Vale.
ShmoeJoeHoe
I just want a birthday where my parents actually remember to fucking call me. My 18th my mom forgot and took a trip to N.J. and my dad was>
ShmoeJoeHoe
>doing fuck all. My 20th it was nothing, and by my 21st I already expected nothing so it didn't sting as much. At least I have my bf, he>
ShmoeJoeHoe
>at least makes me feel like I'm not just some god damned plague to keep away from.
fairybug
It happened to my husband before he reached double digits. For me, 21.
ZachsAnomaiy
I'm not sure it'll happen to me, cause I don't see it as celebrating getting older, but celebrating still being alive. Life is precious.
fairybug
I too see it as celebrating continued life. That's why I celebrate it my way, not someone else's.
dontfucklewithashuckle
My family got mad and refused to speak to me on my bday last month because I couldn't decide what to do that would make them all happy.
dontfucklewithashuckle
I just wanted to spend the day with them.
Isuckatusernames2
I buried my husband on my birthday. People make an extra fuss now. I want to just sit and cry and be on my own.
fairybug
Jesus H Christ, that's horrible. I understand why they'd want to do it, but you'd think they'd honor your wishes. I'm so sorry.
Isuckatusernames2
Thank you. Worst of it was my husband always made my birthday special my family friends didn't bother and now they do so it feels even Worse
KingoftheCommentLurkers
Isuckatusernames2
Thank you. My birthday is coming in two weeks I'll keep this in mind.
aggresivejizzles
Me at 22... let's go clubbing and get drunk... fuck off mom I want to sit at home and masterbate to my chia pets
illusioncaster
Aggresive jizzles indeed.
Pandageddon
Ah yes, the American dream
VulpesIncendium
shinyRK9
http://imgur.com/Y0LK5mU
TimmyDans
Bigr3dcooler
ICallOPFaggotOutaRespect
Ch-ch-ch-chia!
WhiteTrashTiger
Every birthday after 22 just feels like life isn't going to get any better.
Bigdaddyclean
It's not, just kill yourself. Preferably through an auto erotic asphyxiation mishap.
WhiteTrashTiger
Thanks, I needed to hear that today.........................................................................................................
SecondHandDeathWish
Fuckin right? Today fuckin sucks. I hope my car explodes when I turn it on... Maybe I'll get hit by a big rig...
MasterPrime
I told my ex I didn't want anything. No presents, surprises, or people. So she got me stuff, made me dinner, and invited people over.
MasterPrime
I told her I appreciate the sentiment but I continued to be anti-social. Then she got mad at me and her sister called me an asshole for it.
tiagomnf
Well, something has to justify the "ex" thing
MasterPrime
Well it's a little more complicated than just that one thing.
bestfoods
Did you ask her whose birthday it was? Sounds like she thought it was hers!
MasterPrime
They always do things like that. Nice stuff you didn't ask for or want and expect exaltation in return.
Equreuil
It's because they enjoy that and can't understand someone not doing so, also... So they assume it's false modesty and that secretly they do
bestfoods
I get it. It was my birthday last month and I got called birthday grinch cos I didn't want people to sing happy birthday to me at my desk.
teakasaurus
MasterPrime
why would anyone think that's a good idea?