LordoftheHildago
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Mar 28, 2026 3:00 PM
LordoftheHildago
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FeloniousMonk13
Oh boy one of the most evil human beings on earth also has a really stupid looking haircut
Grimlinnan
PossumPoop
Really?! No one else saw the mustache?
AlexSomething
No change on that front: still the cringiest.
gronzilla
Nah, cringe implies harmlessness
awevans1415
"It shows where I stand"...Would the bottom of a well be too much to ask?
Dejavudu
Needs to trim his mustache.
miserycones
ParryLost
Perfect
Starlatan
"It ShOwS wHeRe I sTaNd" - he says, now looking like a dickhead proper.
DeepThought42
vanderzee
wobblecopterrrr
he looks like a chode with a toupee...
fractalsphere
Oh we know EXACTLY where he stands.
SomeDetroitGuy
That woman in pink was VERY excited to see that Nazi salute.
brandonblk
can we kill him yet?
SquashDemon
He already did. He gave a Nazi salute twice on national television. We know he's a Nazi, that's why we hate him.
ArcUlfr
If he really wants a reaction and really wants to show everyone where he stands, he should shave the mustache...but only about 2/3 of it.
urusername2
No, 1/3, the center 1/3!
BestofUwU
He's the leader of the gang Touchy Kinders.
65454685132465846865163
Wait is this hairstyle associated with nazis? I always thought it was like a cool industrial punk / nine inch nails / rammstein vibe
Margrave9000
https://www.threads.com/@cdh807/post/DGzlzWSOwPw/not-ev">h">https://www.threads.com/@cdh807/post/DGzlzWSOwPw/not-even-joking-thats-a-nazi-haircut-that-style-of-undercut-was-de-rigueur-in-th
https://hair-and-makeup-artist.com/mens-military-haircuts/
"Undercut or bowl" with two reference photos.
Fireninja404
you are correct, but nazis also think that anything that cool white people do are also nazis even if they're screaming at the top of their lungs about how much they hate nazis
DanielAsparagus
I rocked that haircut for so long in the 00’s. Calm down I’m Mexican. I look Mexican. Ice would deport me at the drop of a hat. If you were a scene kid it just worked.
IrrelevantHandle
I hope your barber did a better job. This looks like someone took a weedwacker to his head.
DanielAsparagus
My barber was immaculate. I cut the part myself and she maintained it. Even got a compliment for how straight it got it.
DeepThought42
Kenbamazingbutprobablywontbe
If pathetically weak man ego was a person.
5kergi0
Nobody gives a fuck what you look like, just shut the fuck up and go away.
MrsHowVeryDareYou
Right? Who is “they”? I legitimately forgot he existed.
AtmaDarkwolf
Dude only posts to try to stay relevant, I think even the nazi stuff(Even with I fully believe he IS a absolute 'real' nazi) is only to try to spark 'discussion' or get more clicks, reactions, visits, etc. Guy is garbage and I really wish we could collectively just drop his ass in the gutter(Where him, and all his ilk belong) and move the fuck on. But people keep going to twitter, they keep engaging, and they keep making him think he still fucking matters. Nazi's lives do NOT matter> NEVER DID!
imgurianitarian
firlefranz
Magjee
He posts himself that people are mad about his haircut, that he just posted. He creates messes for himself and then shuts up for a little bit, then comes crawling back out for more
TheMightyMollusk
It's all about attention.
ParryLost
"Make shit up, scream it loudly, then kill people."
flatlandr480
Any publicity is good publicity
RipThemUpRatchet
He’s covering up for this, I think:
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/27/us/politics/musk-joins-call-with-trump-modi.html
earthtokelly127001
Drugs are infecting his brain.
johnblood616
Why are we all ignoring his lame mustache attempt?
modus0
Because it's barely noticeable? Which only adds to the lameness.
johnblood616
It looks so stupid
modus0
Aye, that it does.
Neednoggle
He did say it. "It shows where I stand"
Please correct me if I'm reading too much into it, but isn't he saying "The point of this haircut is to show everyone that I'm a nazi"?
eddbrowne
It's longer than a bootcamp cut, so bring a ruler. (sorry, bring a tape measure)
HypnagogicHallucinations
It seems pretty straightforward.
FiftyShadesOfArugula
This type of haircut is widely known as a "fashy" since it's commonly worn by fascists. Popularized by scum like richard spencer. So yeah, he's saying "look at meeee, I'm a big tough neo-nazi" in no uncertain terms. He might as well spell it out, but then he misses the opportunity for some bad faith whining about the overreacting left.
FiftyShadesOfArugula
It's a haircut that goes really well with a punch in the face.
TheDarknessInTheHeartsOfMen
Is it wrong that I like this haircut?
Like, can a non fascist have this haircut and not be seen as one of them?
FiftyShadesOfArugula
It used to be a perfectly innocent haircut sported by stars like Macklemore, but fascists ruin everything they touch.
Lun4ticH1gh
Welp, this blows. I just re-upped on my undercut and i'm not a fascist.
annielalala
Can we be sure it's not his way of saying "My heart goes out to you"?? Is he standing with gratitude in his heart towards the people and country who welcomed him in and from wherein he made his billions?
OkButWhyWereTheyFilming
"That's the point, the haircut shows where I stand" is a funny thing to say when the criticism of the haircut is that it makes you look like a Nazi.
cuzitsthere
Ah... Here I was thinking "That haircut looks fucking dumb and shitty and you proudly stand with the fucking dumb and shitty" but yeah... It is a classic Nazi do, isn't it? Fucking dumb shitty nazis
urusername2
That's where he stands!
BackToTheOriginalUsername
More space to carve swastika with a hot knife.
laner7112000
GhengisDon
How about a dull one that's been dipped in shit instead?
Nooooooooooooooooooooo
You and me, we think alike 😂
BackToTheOriginalUsername
pilomotor
StarmineRendezvous
Fun idea, but if anyone has the chance to do that, just gut him and let us move to the next billionaire or politician.
NonstopRampage
Straight up the middle. Let em suffer on the floor in their own viscera for a bit.
ColonelSamanthaCarter
I'm thinking a "To the pain" scenario combined with the Aldo Raines Special.
Nooooooooooooooooooooo
If we're going to form a special task force, I call Bear Jew!
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Antininny
He said it here.
Millstone85
Prunest
I thought i was having an intense aura watching the right video but those are just bunch of flags xD
Antininny
JohnDennis1999
ParryLost
Don't forget he immediately turned around and did it a second time, in case anyone missed the first heil.
Ambrosyus
The difference being Hitler was more intelligent. That being said, fuck Nazi's in general with a white hot, metal pineapple.
Antininny
Your mom is intelligent, yet still chronically covered with diarrhea. Intelligence only gets you so far.
weenerschnitzels
What the fuck
Nostradamuswaswrong
That's a low fucking bar.
nimeton0
Hair plugs. This is how he really looks.
doctorId
hitdog42
That hairline is....
ZOMGNO
Don't hairplugs need a constant anti-rejection medication that mean you struggle to get erections? (A comedian talked about this once...) and yet he has more than a dozen kids. So are the rumours true then that he has a f***ed up dick and all of the babies are IVF
AmZero85
maga is full of dudes with dick issues. 100%
CouldntCakeLess
Yetiphobia
Hang on Tucker, I'm getting a call from Super Base
yourcommentisstupid
Why does he look like a ren and stimpy character?
whoahman
Yes
modus0
Geez, he looks like he's about to pop a vein over *something*.
queernosaur
Genuinely such an upsetting looking person
PerkyPervertedPet
Looks like a Ren and Stimpy Character
shitheadtookmyname
OMG you're right.
queernosaur
That's it!!!
straymutt117
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bippityboppitybuttsex
He did say he was a Nazi and, by extension, everyone who drives one of his Nazi-themed automobiles or pays for his Nazi internet service or supports his Nazi space program or twaddles on his Nazi-themed social media hatescape.
thedarklord187
He's Nazi shithead someone should scalp him so he doesn't have to worry about what they think of his hair
ParryLost
To be fair, Nazi space programs are an old American tradition... https://youtu.be/TjDEsGZLbio
FrancsTireur
I aim for the stars.. but sometimes I hit london
ParryLost
I like the "Once ze rockets are up... who cares vhere zey come down? Zat's not my department..." version of that quote more
Kdvdp
Product of Apartheid South Africa, with grandparents that explicitly picked out said country because of the government's stance on black people there.
Your environment shapes you to a large degree. Why we all in the west have this fascistic tendency, no doubt due to all our colonialist/empirical past
(Might be mashing things up, but to me capitalism, neoliberalism, technofudalism imperialism, apartheid, colonialism, committing genocide, Zionism, and facism all different sides of the same coin
Prunest
More like different sides of the same d8. And the fascists are trying their best to make increase the size of that die
NotSomoneElse68
The rich screwing over the poor for money and power. It has many names but it's all the same thing.
Kdvdp
I guess having a middle class with some luxuries and a lack of financial stress was a historically unprecedented feat of states. A rare based response to prevent the recurrence of another great depression catalysing a a new world war, via rising fascism as reaction to economic uncertainty.
Billionaires never forgave this tho, and would've rather still worked with the Nazi's to this day than pay up to 70% tax to their profits. So now they've made it a m