tswol
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me irl
Dec 7, 2015 11:57 PM
tswol
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danktrees
Since when can a college student afford anything other ramon? The red lobster one is a fake
LausDeo
#7 Is a line from The Affair
SmugCat742
jaybeaux
Doing us Terps proud
Wombutt
That is why 'assassin' is my favorite word
methos94
Bet you didn't expect a meh vote day one. I'm a drunk randomer.
cyberiak
Tiredness level: possessed by the spirits of Beavis & Butthead
Squeezit
#1 I gotta fucking try #1
IMissYourMusk
Laughtose intolerant +1
VeryCoolDude
how is this app called
JGoat
I don't know what a dick pick is used for, and I certainly do not want to find out.
MnemonicMonkeys
People on YikYak are the worst
alyails
I like typing assassin quite a bit.
BushelOfLabeouf
UMD!
blondewithabrain
I miss yik yak
planefreak
Someone please tell me what app this is please please please please please. Thank you
rossalupus
I was really expecting top comment to be about #13 but then i rememebred im not on FJ
robothobo
#13 wouldn't be a dealbreaker... unless it's a lot nicer than mine. I need to bring SOMETHING to the relationship, damn it.
BilldeTurlock
I enjoyed the best one best!
MySpiritAnimalisMySpiritAnimalisBillMurray
#10 mad respect for having the balls to ask that.
UMDhockey17
I GO TO MARYLAND
Nainil
I went there. Then graduated this past May.
PolarBlair924
I couldn't tell by your username or anything.
neeks64
UMD REPRESENT!
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
I still don't know if this is a website or an app or what.
RoomTemperatureCoffee
Yik Yak, a mobile app. The key feature is it's location-based to facilitate more localized discussions like an anonymous bulletin board.
pretendingtobeokay
It's an app commonly used by college students. It's like a simplified, anonymous reddit.
tinyanarchist
Confession bear without the bear.
SpacemanSpiff1000
2) lemme smash
TurdQuadratic
3) ???
illegalacorn
ok
TurdQuadratic
3) ???
LordSupergreat
Username checks out.
WhiteLotusMantis
i enjoyed the last one best
HRinappropriate
✈⛽❌melt that
RonPaulWasAnInsideJob
I strangely identify with it.
ObviouslyNotAnFBISurveillanceVanInYourDriveway
I'd give it 9/11
cocksparkle
If I was better at math you bet I'd make a joke about x amount of weeks!
Fenrir1
So a week?
VIAI
5/7
KiYiRythian
Well while you rate that post I'm gonna read some kids a story.
freezingfist
blackguard89
bonus points if you say it with the lenny face expression
nathanielac
Wrastle*
PButterandJ
explain?
locaribbit
"Do you want a box" said fast sounds like, "do you wanna box" as in pugilistic fighting. But then you say to wrestle instead.
Veckzis
It's not that people say "want to" fast, it's that they literally say "wanna". I do it all the time when talking nonchalantly.
Veckzis
In addition to what I said, that also applies to "want a", although less frequently
AliBarber
I don't even slightly get the A-A-ron one.
TheRoyalPawn
https://youtu.be/Dd7FixvoKBw
AliBarber
Won't play it.
TheRoyalPawn
Update ur imgur app or open in youtube
AliBarber
It just won't load anything. If it's a US only video it won't work here.
TheRoyalPawn
Well look up "substitute teacher key & peele". Should work buddy