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So a couple super sleuths (@Seahawk420 & @Moreovaltineplease) have pointed out this is from Joe Rogan. Sauce: https://vimeo.com/121545452
Send bears. Send Boobs. Send pizza. Or just be excellent and party on you bunch of walnuts.
HumfreeBugart
Not only good WiFi but 28 Virgins as well, makes me so angry I could explode
Cheeseoutloud
I have a Wi-Fi router in the downstairs closet. Bedroom is 1 bar, 2 streets down I've got 3 bars. Cave in Afghanistan gazillion bars?!
IamTonyStark
I remember building more than a cell signal in a cave. With a bunch of scraps.
Seahawk420
this is a Joe rogan quote.
StephanWallace1
The same reason that Tony Stark built a miniaturized reactor in a cave.
buoz
*HD video
Bigdragon12
Others explained why. But side note. South Korea has 10x better internet then we do for FREE.
MoonYU2
Because they don't have Time Warner there. lucky pricks.
DarkLynx13
less interference from other people loading up cat videos and looking at porn..
Kargathia
There's two hundred guys bunched up in caves, and you assume they're not looking at cat videos and porn?
aFactIsAFact
Who needs porn when theirs hot goat ass everywhere
jeepcherokee
Boy.. I've got Ad for a Norwegian cell provider on this picture.. and they have great coverage.. probably in caves too.. :D
randomsonglyric
They actually do have better internet service, weirdly enough
LordCommanderTomSnow
- Joe Rogan
BubbleGumNoel
maybe if your internet connection is connected by an ethernet cable ? -o.O- funny + good luck with better internet :) Have a great day :D
Moreovaltineplease
Give credit dammit. This is literally damn near verbatim from Joe Rogan: Live 2006.
moritus12
Did not know. Will locate sauce and update post. You da real hero!
TheHardestArtery
Probably for the same reason that someone can kill 300 people in a plane with 1 box cutter!
TheHardestArtery
Look out, I'd stop him but he's waving a razor!
liddycoat
IN A CAVE! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!
TheSecondPiewackit
VSATs. They have their own satellite internet connection.
ChildofJudah
Gazbunner
There's something disturbingly true about that. What's even more disturbing is the equipment they use is likely to be western sourced.
Dekker3D
Would YOU skimp on the internet connection of easily-offended people with explosives and death wishes? Imagine being any ISP they talk to.
VultureTX
On Mt. Everest the DirectTV satellite is closer !
mortimertoast
Maybe you should move to Afghanistan.
moritus12
Or to Everest
Ceracuse
"Dear Diary, God! I keep bringing up Everest as my preferred place for good internet.. they just don't get it!!" -OP
TacticalVelociraptor
Tbh you would be suprised how wide spread GSM in afghanistan its how they set off most of the radio Det IED's
nsis5214ns24
Hey..you're in America..Trump will soon have all of you in caves..shit life but you will have Internet ????
moritus12
Spookyactionman
Lose Sprint bro.
Serabii
and Tony Stark built this on a cave, with a bunch of scraps....
AngelEyes000
How much do houses cost on Everest?
whatupg12
Comcast
SteveTypeRs
I have frontier... FRONTIER: because you have no choice.
tangopianista
*rubs nipples*
ObeySparky
Brilliant. My thoughts exactly.
peoplearetheproblem
Hmmm, comcast IS the taliban!!!
IgnisInvictus
Shit. I'd be ecstatic if I could get Comcast where I live. How sad is that?
Flyndaran
My first thought when possibly becoming homeless and moving in with my mom was that they don't have internet. How fucked up is that?
whatupg12
Word.
LeiserGeist
Osama Bin Laggin
moritus12
CrashX23
Tony Stark built some shit in a Taliban cave.
DeepDot
Looks like Taliban caves are the hub of technology.
yzmotoxer807
You do know that Tony Stark is a fictional character, right? It's important to me that you know that.
yzmotoxer807
By the downvotes, I see no one got the parks and rec reference.
ididstuffonce
But he had Burger King when he got back and Burger King is real.
IamTonyStark
Speak for your damn self.
AirTrafficWattz
WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!!
Numbaonemlem
Best line in the movie